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zheishihou，muyutingzouguolaiwendao。
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linfengrenjunbujin，yaoleyaotoushuodao：“wokemeiyoupianni，shuobudingmenwaidenagejiaoluo，zhengmaozheyigerentoukuizhewomendeduihuani。”
“a！”
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ranhou，yigebengtiaoguashanglelinfengshenshang，sesefadoudishuodao：
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……
ruye，linfengpanxizuozaichuangtashang，yunqidazuo。
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“a！”
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zaitashenhouzeshizhanzheyimingshencaigaozhuangdenanzi，bishoudingzaimuyutinghoubeishang，lengyandaliangzhewenshengganlaidelinfeng。
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huayingangluo，linfengdeyoushouquzhiyidan。
咻！
pokongshengzhong，nianzaizhijiandeyimeishizijisheerchu，huazuoyidaoliuguangjingzhidazailenanzichidaodeshouwanshang！
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