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“lijin!nijiwodengzhe,wojuebuhuijiuzheimesuanle!”
hupingpingyuandudiliuxiayijuhuajiuzoule。
kanzhehupingpingqijibaihuaidilikai,lijindeyanshenlimeiyousihaobushe。
zheiyangdenvren,tashuaiwanle!
傍晚,天色渐暗。
lijinzaifangjianliyongbijibenbazijijiyizhong,suoyounengzhuanqiandediandouxielexialai,yimianrihoujiyimohu,zheijianshiqingzuiweizhongyao,bunengmahu。
fangmenhaowuzhengzhaodibeiqiaoxiang。
lijindakaifangmen,quejiandaowaimianzhanzhehupingpinghetadidihuchenggongyijitamazhouxiulansanren。
zhouxiulanshensebushan,yijiandaolijindakaimentaishouzhizhelijindebizijiuhedao:“lijin!wokannilaoshibajiaodeshigechengshiren,cairangwonvergennijiaowang,jieguonizheigelangxingoufeidedongxiquepaoqiwonver?nihaishibushiren!?”
lijinsaoleyiyanyankuangweihongmingxiankuguodehupingping,pingdandiduizhouxiulanshuo:“wohetazhishihepingfenshou,qingnizuibafangganjingyidian。”
“放**狗臭屁!”
huchenggongdaheyisheng,zhizhelijinhoudao:“nikanwojiekuchengzheiyang,nibietamajiaobianle,bieyiweiwobuzhidao,nijiushishebudeneijigeqian。
“ma,wozaojiushuoguole,zheizhongnongminderen,xiaojiaziqidehen,tabamayibeizimeichuxi,zheigeerzinengyoushenmechuxi?nanenggenwomenchenglirenbi?”
zhouxiulanlengxiaodao:“suanwodangchuxialeyantongyinigenwonverjiaowang,woerzishuodemeicuo,**dediemayangchulaiderenjiushi**,zheidianqianjiukanchunizheigerenderenpinbuxing。”
“buguoniyiweilangfeiwonverjiniandeshijian,paipai**jiunengzouren?nixiangdemei!wogaosuni,zhei30wan,wulunruheniyaojiwonachulai!”
mianduizhouxiulanyijiadeduoduobiren,lijindemiansejiqilengmo,“womeiqian。”
zhouxiulanchixiaoyisheng,shuo:“meiqian?rangnibamabalaojiadefangzimailebujiuyouqianle?”
“就是!”
huchenggongmanbuzaihudishuo:“laofangzimaile,haikeyiquzufangzi,huozhequtianlimianshuima,fanzhengtamenshiyibeizidenongminjiuzhidaozhongdi,zaitianlihaizizaiyidian。”
shuozhe,huchenggongyanshenshanshuozhetanlandeguangmang,shuo:“zheitaofangziyezhuanjiwoba,woniandiyeyaojiehun,jiwodanghunfangle,zheiyangdehuawojiuquanwojiegennizhongguiyuhao。”
zhouxiulanyanjingyiliang,erzichuleneidangzishi,budanyaonachu30wanpeichang,haiyaobaneigenvhaijiqule,yanxiazhengchouzhemeifangzi,keerzisuanshitixingzijile,yanxia,bujiushiyouyitaoxianchengdeme?
“dui,zheitaofangzijichenggongzuohunfanghaibucuo。”
zhouxiulanxiyuxingsedishuodao。
lijinbeizheiduitanlandemuziqidexiaoqilai,“nimendadehaosuanpan,budanyaorangwobamabalaofangzimaile,lianzheitaotamenzanleyibeizijiwojiehunyongdefangzidouyao?”
“真是个**!”
huchenggongbunaifandishuo,“wohewomabutongyi,niyigenongminde**zhongsheihuijiajini?nihaiyaozheitaofangziganshenme?bujiushijiniqulaopoyongde,xianzaibazheitaofangzidangpinlile,yesuanshibiaoshiyixianidechengyi。”
cike,hupingpingkaikoushuo:“shia,lijin,wojiuzheimeyigedidi,womenhewomaxinxinkukubuhaidoushiweileta?nihaishitingtamende,qudadianhuarangnibamabalaofangzimaile,zheitaofangzidehuamingtianshangbanjiuquguohujiwodidi,zheiyangwohainengyuanliangni,jixugennijiehun。”
“wokannimenshixiangfengle?”
lijinlengyankanzhezheiyijiasankou,shuodao:“woqiannimenjiade?haishiwoxiawuhehupingpingshuodebugouqingchu?xiawuworangtagun,xianzaiworangnimenyijiarenquanjiwogun,hupingpinggenwoyijingmeiguanxile,nimensuannagenconggenwoyaozheiyaonei?”
lijindehuarangzhouxiulanliandouqibaile,tasisididingzhelijin,yaoyadao:“niguoranshigewangenfuyidegoudongxi,langxingoufei!”
“李晋!”
hupingpingjianjiaodao,“nikannibawomadouqichengshenmeyangle,haibukuairencuo!nixiangxiangdangchuzhuiwodeshihounishizenmeshuode,xianzaijiuzheimedianshiqingnidoubuken,nihaishirenma?”
“made,yiqiangenyitiaogouyiyangtianwojie,xianzaijiufanlianburenren,lijin,**dezhenyouzhong,nizheizhong**degoudongxi,quanjiadoufanjian……”
huchenggongdehuahaimeishuowan,jiubeilijinyinlengdeyanshenjidenglehuiqu。
“zheishiwojia,wozuihouzaishuoyici,nimenmashangjiwogunyuandian!”huashuowan,lijinpengdiyishengshuaishanglefangmen。
kanzhejinbidefangmen,zhouxiulanqidehunshendouzaifadou。
“ma,duibuqi,woyebuzhidaotashizheiyangderen……”hupingpinggengyanzheshuo。
huchenggonglianseyebuhaokan,shuo:“ma,xianzaizenmeban?zheigoudongxishibuyuanyimaifangzile,wokebunengchiguansia,yaoburanwozheibeizijiuhuile,haiyouwodehunfangkezenmeban?”
yaoyaqiechidezhouxiulandingzhefangmen,henshengshuo:“xianzaishuoshenmedouwanle,xianhuiqu,zheiwangenfuyidedongxizongyouchikutoudeshihou!”
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