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“caolaoxiansheng，ninyaomianfeisongjiwozhudegaibuhui……jiushizheidonglouba？”
kanzhemianqianjiqijingmeideshuangcengxiaobieshu，suanqingyiliannanyizhixin。
caodamanxiaodao：“zou，jinqukankan！”
suanqinglazhexiaonianniangenzhejinlemen，yunhuhudezhuanleyiquan，zaicizhenjing，yinweilimianjuranjingzhuangxiuhaole，suoyoudejiajuyingyoujinyou，wanquanjiushilinbaoruzhudeneizhongfang。
“zenmeyang？haimanyiba？”caodamanwendao。
简直不要太满意了。
suanqiyoudianbuandao：“caolaoxiansheng，womenjiuliangmunv，jigeliangjushihuozheyifangyitingdoukeyile。”
“hehe，neizenmexing，ruoshichuanchuqule，haibuderangrenshuozanmenzheihuodongshizainongxuzuojiaa？”
“这个……”
“haole，biezheigeneigele，jiranniduizheifangzimeiyijian，neijiuzheimeyukuaidejuedingle，yihouyoushenmexuyaobaokuoshenghuoshangyudaoshenmemeifajiejuedemafan，doukeyisuishijiwodadianhua。”
“laoxiansheng，taiganxienile！”
xiaoniannianyedongshidejugongtiantiandao：“xiexiecaoyeye！”
“哎，真乖！”
caodamanlehehedemoleyixianianniandexiaonaogua，zoudaomenkou，sihuyouxiangqileshenme，zhuanshenxiaodao：“duile，shuwoduozuiyiju，xiaoniannianneikuaipaizi，nizuihaoshouqilai，qimabunengrangtanachuqusuibianwan。”
“shenmepaizi？”suanqingyilianmangran。
caodamanyizheng：“e……nibuzhidaoma？”
suanqingzhuanguotoulai，biaoqingyansu：“niannian？”
xiaoniannianqiqiaiaidebaneikuaipaizitaolechulai。
suanqinglianseyibian：“niweishenmedaizhezheige？”
xiaonianniandalazhenaodaibuganyansheng。
suanqinggubudegentazhiqi，yihuodao：“laoxiansheng，zheipaiziyoushenmeteshudedifangma？”
“teshudedifang……wodaomeifaxian，danshineicaizhidaoshitinghanjiande，yinggaizhibushaoqian！”caodamanmingxianyanbuyouzhongdao。
suanqingquemeifaxiantadeyiyang，ershimannaozihusiluanxiang，gaibuhuishineijiahuocongnalitoulaideba？
dengcaolaoxianshengzoulezhihou，suanqingzhengzhongqishidao：“niannian，niyetingdaogangcaineiweicaoyeyedehuale，yihouzheidongxijiaojimamabaoguanle。”
suniandunangdao：“mingmingshinirengdiaobuyaode，yitingrenjiashuozhiqian……”
“你说什么？”
“mei！”sunianlianmangpeixiao：“mama，woshishuo，wokeyizaijialideshihouwanma？wobaozhengbunachuqu。”
suanqingxintouyiruan：“keyi，buguo，yourenzaidehuayebuxuwan！”
xiaoniannianmangbudiedeyonglidiantou：“ng，fanzhengzanmenjiayemeirenlai。”
……
nanjiangzuihaohuadetaofangli。
huanleshenshuipaodehuangfujunxiaozuozaijudaluodichuangqian，fukanzhechengshiyejing，muguangwenhe，lvedaichouchang。
liangjiu，menmendewendao：“xiaobai，nipingshijiechudenvrenbijiaoduo……”
“zhuren，womendoushiliangqingxiangyue、niqingwoyuande！”baiwuchanglianmangjieshidao。
“shaofeihua，wowenni，xiangwogenanqingyanxiazheizhongqingkuang，yinidejingyangairuhechuli？
baiwuchangdunshisonglekouqi，xiaodao：“zhurenyaojiejuezheigewenti，wojuedeyinggaifensanbuzou，diyibu，jiushiyaoxianjiejuesuxiaojiedeshenghuowenti，tazheixienianguodeheqijiannan，zhurenyinggaihenqingchu，dangyigerenmeitiandoubeicaimiyouyankunraodeshihou，nalihaiyouxinqingqutanqingshuoai？”
“ng，youdiandaoli，nimashangjitakalizhuanjigeyi。”
baiwuchanglianseweihei，lianlianbaishou：“zhuren，qianwanbunengzheimegana，nishixiangbasuxiaojiehesia？zhibudingtayikandaozhuanzhangxiaoxi，limajiulianyequzishoule。”
“neijiugaosutashiwojitadea！”
“yeshibude，yixianzaisuxiaojiedezhuangtai，kendingbuhuijieshouniderenhekuizengde。”
“那你说怎么办？”
“hehe，mingzhebuxing，zhurenkeyianzhelaia，biru，keyixiangbanfarangtashengzhijiaxin，duonajiangjina，haiyouxiaozhuneili，zhurenyekeyianzhonganpaiyixia，rangtajianshaoduihaizidegulva。dengzhurenzhujianquanmianshenruletadeshenghuo，neidierbujiukeyishuidaoquchengle。”
huangfujunxiaoniezhexiabaruoyousuosi，banshang，caituranwendao：“neigecaodamanzhendemeiwentima？”
“zhurenfangxin，laojiahuodagaishirenchulexiaozhushoushangdewangjiangling，xiangyaogenzhurenjiexiayifenshanyuan，suoyicaishafeikuxindesongletaofangzijisuxiaojiezhu！”
huangfujunxiaodianlediantou：“neijiuzanshibuyaojingdongtamen，congxianzaikaishi，jinliangshoujianqingsuozaigongsideziliao。”
“是！”|
……
wanlingongsi，shiyijianyouzheerjizizhidelvhuagongsi。
“wa，zheishiwomendexinyuangongma？zenmezheimeshuai？”
“nimeijianguonanrena？”
“keshitazhendehenshuaia！wohaishidiyicijiandaoyourenbaxizhuangchuandezheimehaokande！”
huangfujunxiaoduiyuzheixieyilunrutongmeitingjian，jingzhizouxiangweiyudingloudedongshizhangbangongshi。
“yexiansheng，xinghui，xinghui！”
dongshizhangzhouhengyuandiantouhayao，manliangongwei。
huangfujunxiaodianlediantou，jingzhizaitaduimianzuolexialai，zitaixiandejiqiaoman。
danshizhouhengyuanquemeiyousihaobushuangdeganjue，dengtaluozuozhihou，caizaiduimianzuolexialai。
“shiqingyijinggennidoushuoqingchuleba？”
“shishishi……jiushibuzhidaoyexianshengxiangzaibengongsiguageshenmezhi？”
zhouhengyuanxiaoxinyiyidao，zhidaocike，tahaimeigaoqingchuduifangdeshenfen，zhizhidaolaitoukendingbuxiao，bijingshiyoucidufuqinzigentadazhaohude，zheijianzhidengyushiguanfangzhudongxiangtadichuleganlanzhi，bieshuozhishilaiguagezhi，jiusuanrangtazhijiesongqiandouxing，zuipadejiushisongqiandouzhaobudaomenkou。
“jiusuibianguagexingzhengzongcaiba！”huangfujunxiaoqingmiaodanxiedao。
zhouhengyuanweiweieran，kantabuxiangkaiwanxiaodeyangzi，xiaoyidao：“yexiansheng，bumanninshuo，bengongsidexingzhengzongcaiqinqingyangyizhihaisuanjingjingyeye，ruguojiuzheiyangwuduanduandebatagengtixiaqudehua，kendinghuiyinqigongsirenxinfudong……”
shuodaozheili，tayanjiaoyuguangmiaodaoduifangmeitousihuculeqilai，lianmanggaikoudao：yaobuzheiyang……wozaisheyigezongcaideweizhi，fuyunimentongyangdequanli，ninyixiaruhe？”
huangfujunxiaolianseshaohuan，diantoudao：“ng，nifangxin，wobaozhengzaibannianzhineirangbengongsidexiaoyizhishaofanliangbei，bingqiejueduinenggounadaoyijizizhi。”
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