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《zhazong，nimingliquewo，suoyipochanle》zheipianyouheyudengxiedexiaoshuo，gushiqingjiecuozongfuzayihuankouyihuan。jirenyouzhongyikouqikandaodideganjue。zhujiaoshisunianfujinghan，《zhazong，nimingliquewo，suoyipochanle》jianjie：“nimeixindeguansiwenyiduan，yintangqinghei。qiequlaidexiangmuhexinshujushijiade，santianhoufabuhui，jiushinishenbaiminglie、huoshigujiayaozhanzhishi。”huochenlianseyi……

精彩章节

1yanhuixiuru，laozujuexinghuoshijituandezhounianqingdian，liuguangyicai，binkeyunji。

sunianchuanzheyishenguoshidejiukuanlifu，duzizuozaizuijiaoluodeweizhi，yuzhouweidezhuguangbaoqigegeburu。

tacengshihuojiaweizhongbinglaoyezi“chongxi”qujinmendexifu，rujinlaoyeziqushi，

tayechenglehuojiashangxiarenrenkeqidetoumingren。turan，quanchangdedengguangjujiaozaiwutaizhongyang。tadezhangfuhuochen，

wanzhedanghongnvxingbailianerdengchang，liangrenzitaiqinni，wanrubiren。“ganxiegeweililin。”huochennazhehuatong，

yiqifengfa，“jintian，jiezheigejihui，woyaoxuanbuliangjianxishi。diyi，

huoshichenggongnaxiachengdongkejiyuanxiangmu；dier……”tashenqingdikanxiangshenbiandebailianer，“wohelianer，

jijiangyinglaiwomendeaiqingjiejing！”zhangshengleidong，jiazazheduisuniandeqieqiesiyuhechaofengmuguang。

sunianzuanjinlequantou，zhijiaxianjinzhangxin。tazaozhidaohuiyouzheimeyitian，quemeixiangdaohuochenhuirucijueqing，

zaizheiyanggongkaidechanghe，jiangtazuihouyisizunyancaizaijiaoxia。huochendemuguangyueguorenqun，jingzhundisuodingleta，

daizhehaobuyanshideyane。“dangran，youxiebugaicunzaideren，yegaiqingchangle。”tanazhehuatong，

jingzhizoudaosunianmianqian，jiangyifenwenjianshuaizaitamianqiandezhuozishang。“qianleta，gunchuhuojia。nizheizhongsaobaxing，

duoliuyitiandourangwojuedehuiqi。”shilihunxieyi，tiaojiankeke，jinhujingshenchuhu。

bailianerfumozheshangweixianhuaideduzi，yuqijiaorou：“chenge，biezheiyang，jiejiehaodaiyesihoulehuojiasannian，

meiyougonglaoyeyoukulaoma。”tashuozhe，naqiyibeixiangbin，jiazhuangbushen，quejingzhundipoxiangsunian。

binglengdejiuyeshunzhesuniandelianjiahualuo，langbeibukan。zhouweixiangqiyayidechixiaosheng。huochenyanshenbingleng，

jiansunianbudong，jingtaishouchaotalianshangshanlai：“jilianbuyaolian！”zhangfengxilai，sunianxiayishidibiyan。

yuqidetengtongbingweidaolai，zaijizhidequruhefennuzhong，tazhijuenaozhong“hong”deyisheng，

fangfoyoushenmejiasuozhouranposui！

moshengdejiyihezhishiruchaoshuibanyongru——xiangmian、bushi、fulu、yishu……tashichenshuiqianniandexuanmenlaozu，

sunian！tamengdizhengkaiyan，mouzhongyisijinmangshanguo，kuaiderangrenwufabuzhuo。tadeshou，

zhengwenwendizhuazhehuochendeshouwan，renpingtaruheyongli，douwufahandongfenhao。quanchangjijing。sunianshuaikaitadeshou，

huanhuanzhanqishen，moqulianshangdejiuzi。yuanbenqienuodeqizhiyisaoerkong，

querdaizhideshiyizhongpinizhongshengdelengmohepingjing。tanaqizhuoshangneizhizhanlejiuyedelihunxieyi，kanyemeikan，

zhijiesichengliangban，rengzaihuochenlianshang。“huochen，”tadeshengyinbuda，queqingxidichuanrumeigerenerzhong，

“nimeixindeguansiwenyiduan，yintangqinghei。qiequlaidexiangmuhexinshujushijiade，santianhoufabuhui，

jiushinishenbaiminglie、huoshigujiayaozhanzhishi。”huochenlianseyibian，zhouweibinkeyehuaran。

sunianmuguangzhuanxianglianseshabaidebailianer，chunjiaogouqiyimojifengdehudu：“zhiyuni，bai**。

nizinvgonghuian，jianmenfuzhong，zheihaizi……zhenshihuochende？nineiweisirenjianshenjiaolian，meigaosuni，

yunqitousangeyueyaogewaixiaoxinma？”“ni……nihushuobadao！”bailianerjianshengjiaodao，yanshenquehuangluanwubi。

sunianbuzaikantamen，tingzhijibei，zaisuoyourenzhenjingdemuguangzhong，wanrunvwangbanyibubuzouchuyanhuiting。

zoudaomenkou，tajiaobuweidun，liuxiayijuqingpiaopiaoquezhidiyoushengdehua：“jinwanbadian，‘laozuzhibo，

zhuanzhi**’，womenzhibojianjian。”2zhibosuanming，chulufengmangwanshangbadianzheng，yigemingwei“laozuzhibo，

zhuanzhi**”dezhibojianqiaorankaiqi。biaotixiaozhang，fengmianquezhiyouyigemohudeceying。kaiboshunjian，

yongrudaliangkanrenaobuxianshidadewangyou，yijihuochenhebailianerpailaidaijiezoudeshuijun。【lailelaile！

kankanqifuzenmefafeng！】【dangzhongzaoyao，yijubao！】【huozonghebaijiejieyeshininengwumiede？

cengredubuyaolian！】jingtouqian，sunianyijiuchuanzheneishenjiuyifu，sumianchaotian，danyanshenchengcheruili，

yuyanhuishangdelangbeipanruoliangren。tawushigundongdewuyanhuiyu，dandankaikou：“meirisangua，buduanshengsi，

zhizhurenxin。diyiwei，lianxian‘ailianshuo’。”“ailianshuo”shibailianerdetieganfensitouzi，

zaiwangluoshangjiweihuoyue，masunianyezuixiong。lianxianjietong，yigemanlianliqidenianqingnanzichuxianzaipingmuneiduan。

“pianzi！nihaiganzhibo？dengzheshoulvshihanba！”sunianpingjingdikanzheta，

muguangfangfonengchuantoupingmu：“zhangwei，ershisansui，wuye。nizuowanlingchenliangdian，

yongjishushouduanpojielenishiyoudediannaomima，zhuanzouletayinxingkalizhunbeijimuqinzhibingdesanwankuaiqian，

zangkuanhediannaozhuji，xianzaidouzangzainichuangdidekuaidizhixiangli。”mingjiaozhangweidenanzilianseshunjiancanbai，

shengyindoubianlediao：“ni……nihushuoshenme！xuekoupenren！”“shibushixuekoupenren，nihuitoukankanmenkou。

”zhangweixiayishihuitou，zhijiantachuzuwudefangmenjingbeiqiaoxiang，menwaichuanlaiyansudeshengyin：“jingcha，kaimen！

”tahedehunfeiposan，shoumangjiaoluandixiangguandiaolianxian，quezenmeyeguanbudiao。zhibojiandebaiwanguanzhong，

qinyankanzhetabeijingfangdaishangshoukaodaizou，beijingyinlihainengtingdaojingchaqueren：“……zangzaichuangdi，zhengjuquezao。

”zhibojianshunjiansiji，suihoudanmubaozhashizengzhang。【**？！zhendejiade？！jubenba？！

】【wogangchaleshehuixinwen，zhendeyoulinshichabodezhuabukuaixun！duideshang！】【mamawokanjianlehuodeshenxian！

】【laozu！shouwoyibai！】sunianmianbugaise：“diergua，lianxian‘xunzhaoniuniudemama’。”zheici，

yigemianrongqiaocui、yandaileihendezhongnianfunvchuxianzaihuamianzhong，tabaozheyigexiaonvhaidezhaopian，

shengyingengyan：“dashi，qiuqiuni，wonversantianqianzaixiaoqumenkouzoudiule，

jingchadouzhaobudao……”sunianrangtabaolenverdeshengchenbazi，suijiquchusanmeigupodetongqian，suishouyizhi。

takanzheguaxiang，yusupingwen：“haizihaihuozhe。dongnanfangxiang，zhixianjuliwugonglinei，

zhaoyigeyouhongsexuanzhuanmumadefeiqiyoulechang，tabeikunzaikongzhishidejuzili。

”nvrenxiangshizhuazhulejiumingdaocao，likerangjiarenanzheigefangxiangquzhao。zhibojiansuoyourendexindouxuanleqilai，

shijianyifenyimiaoguoqu。ershifenzhonghou，nvrendelianxianhuamianjuliehuangdong，

bansuizhetajidongdaopoyindekuhan：“zhaodaole！niuniu！zhendezhaodaole！zaijuzilishuizhele！xiexiedashi！

xiexieninjiuwonverdeming！”tabaozheshierfudedenver，duizhejingtoujiuyaoxiagui。zheiyimu，

chedidianranlezhibojian。【shenxian！zheishizhenshenxian！】【huochenhebailianercaishixiaochou！】【gongyinglaozu！

】【yonghu‘fu’songjizhubo‘yuzhouzhixin’*100】yigemingwei“fu”deyonghu，

meiyourenhetouxianghejianjie，yongjiazhishushiwandeliwu，zhijiejiangzhibojianderedutuishanglepingtaibangshou。

suniankanzheneigeid，yanshenweidong，suijihuifupingjing。taduizhejingtou，fangfotouguopingmukandaolemouxieren，

dandanyixiao：“disangua，liujiyouyuanren。lingwai，bailianer**，niyangzaichuangtoujulideneigedongxi，

kuaiyabuzhuleba？jinwan，xiaoxinjingzi。”3fanshikaishi，quanwanghuaransunianxiabohou，

“laozuzhibosuanming”、“niuniubeizhaodao”、“bailianeryangxiaogui”dengcitiaoyibaozhazhishixijuanquanwang。

huoshijituandegongguanbujiaotoulane，kejiyuanxiangmuhezuofangdalaidianhuazhixunshujuzhenwei，gujiakaishibodong。

erzuijingkongde，moguoyubailianer。takanzhezhibohuifanglisunianneiju“xiaoxinjingzi”，

youkanlekanzijichuangtoujulineigecongdongnanyaqiulaide、yongfuzhibaoguozhedeyinpai，xinliyizhenfamao。

“zhuangshennonggui！wocaibuxin！”taqiangzuozhending，zoujinyushixishu。shuiqiyinyunzhong，

tawuyijianpiexiangxishouchiqiandejingzi。jingmianli，tadeyingxiangsihuniuquleyixia，

zuijiaoliekaiyigeguiyide、bushuyutadexiaorong。“a——！”bailianerjianjiaoyisheng，liangqianghoutui，

dafanlexishutaishangdepingpingguanguan。tahedehunbufuti，liangundaipadipaochuyushi，jihuochendadianhua，

yuwulunci。dangwan，#bailianershoujingruyuan#dehuatijiuchongshangleresou。

gouzipaidaotabeijingjirenyongwaitaogaizhetou，congmangsongrusiliyiyuan，moyanglangbei。yucitongshi，

yigefenxitiebeidingleshanglai，louzhuxiangxiduibilebailianerzouhongqianhouyanzhi、qiyundebianhua，

yijitajicizaizongyishangyisi“shuolouzui”tidaogongfeng“gumantong”dengxijie，jiehesuniandeyuyan，

jihuzuoshiletayangxiaoguifanshidechuanwen。yulunchedifanzhuan。suniandezhibojianguanzhushuyiyebaozhangshubaiwan。

huochenzaibangongshilibaotiaorulei，bujinyinweibailianerdechouwen，gengyinweikejiyuanxiangmudehexinshuju，

jingguoneibujinjihecha，jingranzhendecunzaiwufajieshideloudong！taxiangqisunian“santianhoushenbaiminglie”deyuyan，

yiguhanyicongjiaodishengqi。tabixuzhaodaosunian！zaitazaochenggengdapohuaizhiqian！erchengshidelingyiduan，

sunianjiedaoleyigejiamitongxunqingqiu，laizineigeyizhiqianjindeid——“fu”。

yigedichenwenzhongdenanshengchuanlai：“su**，nidenengliyuanchaowodeyuqi。woyouyigeguanhushengsidemafan，

xiangqingnidangmianyixu。baochou，suinikai。”suniankanzhechuangwaicuicandeyejing，zuijiaoweiyang：“shijian，didian。

”4ziweidixing，shenmidalaofujinghanyuedingdedidian，shichengjiaoyizuoyinmidesirenyuanlin。suniantaruqizhong，

bianganzhidaocichufengshuibujujingmiao，juqizangfeng，juefeiputongfuguirenjia。yinludeguanjiagongjingwusheng，

jiangtadaidaoyijianchashi。chaxiangniaoniaozhong，yigenanrenlinchuangerli。tashenzitingba，jiankuanyaozhai，

jinjinshibeiyingjiudaizheburonghushideweiya。tazhuanguoshen，mianrongjunmeidejinhulingli，

danmeiyujianchanraozheyiguchangrenwufakanjiandenongyusiqi，yintangchuqueyouyidianzimangjiannanshanshuo。

suniantongkongweisuo——ziweidixingmingge！wanzhongwuyi，guibukeyan。dancike，

zheidixingzhengbeiyinshasiqifengkuangcanshi，mingxuanyixian。“su**，qingzuo。”fujinghandeshengyindichen，

daizheyisibuyichajuedepibei，“woshifujinghan。”sunianzuoxia，

muguangsaoguotashouwanshangyichuankansiputongdechenxiangmuzhu：“fuxianshengshaqichanshen，buchuqiri，bizaohengsi。

zheichuanzhuzi，yekuaiyabuzhuleba。”fujinghanyanzhongshanguoyisijingyi，suijihuaweizanshang：“dashihuiyan。

zheishaqilaiyuanguiyi，jiazuqingbiangaoren，doushuoshizufenchulewenti，quewurennengjie。”“bushizufen，

”suniandaduanta，yuqiduding，“shi‘dingtouqijianshu’debianzhong。yourenyinitieshenzhiwuweiyin，

peihenideshengchenbazi，zaijiyinzhidixingyanshengzhishu。yuantou，jiuzainichangzhuzhichu。”fujinghanliansezhoubian。

tachangzhudedinglougongyu，anbaojibiezuigao，nengjiechudaotieshenzhiwude……weiyouzuiqinjindejiren。“nengjiema？

”“neng。”suniankanzheta，“dandaijiahenda。”“renhedaijia。”fujinghanmuguangruili，

“zhiyaowonenghuozhe。”sunianweiweiyixiao，quchuyizhangkongbaidehuangfuzhi，yizhidaibi，lingliningjuzhijian，

jingzaizhishanglongfeifengwudihuaxiayidaofanfudehongsefuwen！fuchengshunjian，lingguangliuzhuan，manshishengxiang。

“zheishi‘poshafanyuanfu’，zanshiwenzhunideshengji，gejuezhouliganying。yaogenchu，xuzhaodaoshishumeijie。

”tajiangfulutuiguoqu，“tieshenfanghao。”fujinghanjieguofulu，

neinongyudenuanyishunjianqusanletagusuilideyinhan，rangtajingshenyizhen。tashenshenkanlesunianyiyan：“baochou？

”sunianduanqichabei，qingminyikou：“xianqianzhe。dengwobangnichedijiejuezhihou，zaitan。bijing，

jiuziweidixingdeming，jiazhiliancheng。”tajingzhijiedianpoletademingge！fujinghanxinzhongjuzhen，

kanxiangsuniandemuguangduolejifentanjiuyuningzhong。zheigenvren，bitaxiangxiangdehaiyaoshenbukece。jiuzaizheishi，

suniandeshoujifengkuangzhendongqilai，wushutuisongdanchu——#huochenqinzijianding#yinbaoresou！5jiandingjieguo，

quanwangqunchaodianhuashihuochendalaide，shengyinqijibaihuai，daizhekonghuang：“sunian！shibushinigaodegui！

neigejiandingbaogaoshibushiniweizaode？！”suniankailegongfang，yuqipingdan：“huoxiansheng，

wozhishichenshulewokandaodeshishi。zenme，jieguochulaile？”“ni……”huochenzaineitoujihuyaotuxue。

zhiboshijianhebailianeryangxiaoguidechuanwenyijingranghuoshijiaotoulane，tabenxiangtoutouzuogeqinzijiandingwenzhujumian，

sheizhijiandingjieguogangchulai，buzhibeisheixielu，zhijiekongjiangresoudiyi！

jiandingbaogaoxianshi：paichuhuochenweibailianerfuzhongtaiershengwuxuefuqindekenengxing。quanwanghuaran！

zhiqianzhichihuochenhebailianerdefensihelurenshunjianfanshui，chaofengshengputiangaidi。【nianduzuidalvwang！

huochenniubi！】【suoyihuozongpaoqiqizi（suiranmeizi），jiuweilebangbierenyangwa？ganren！

】【bailianergunchuyulequan！huoshiganjinpochanba！】【xiangqilaozudeyuyan……quandouyingyanle！xigaixianshang！

】“sunian！nijiwodengzhe！wobuhuifangguonide！”huochenzaidianhualiwunengkuangnu。sunianzhijieguaduan，

kanxiangfujinghan，lvedaiqianyi：“yidiansishi，rangfuxianshengjianxiaole。

”fujinghanqueruoyousuosi：“xuyaobangmangma？ranghuoshixiaoshi，duiwolaishuohenrongyi。”qingmiaodanxiedeyijuhua，

queyunhanzhefanyunfuyudequanli。sunianyaotou，yanzhongshanguolengguang：“bubi。qinshoudajiandekongzhonglouge，

kanzhetazijiyikuaizhuanyikuaizhuanditadiao，caigengyouqu。erqie，tabeihousihuyeyouxiebuganjingdedongxizaizuosui。

”fujinghanbuzaijianchi，zhishijiangyizhangheikatuidaotamianqian：“zheishiwodefuka，wuxiane。

jiejuewodewentiqijian，nideyiqiekaixiao，liyingyouwofuze。lingwai，wozaishizhongxinyoutaokongzhidedingyuegongyu，

huanjingshangke，yiguohudaonimingxia，suanshi……yufudedingjin。”suniantiaomei，meiyoujujue。

taqueshixuyaoqianheluojiaodian，fujinghandeshihao，tajiedezhu。“neijiu，hezuoyukuai，fuxiansheng。

”dangtanadaofujinghantigongde、kenengjiechuguotatieshenzhiwudejirenmingdanshi，

muguangsuodingzaileyigemingzishang——tadesirenyisheng，dr.smith。“diyige，

”sunianzhijiandianzheneigemingzi，duifujinghanshuo，“congtakaishicha。”6shuntengmogua，

chuxianduannifujinghandexiaolvjigao，banxiaoshihou，

dr.smithdesuoyouziliaobianchengxianzaisunianmianqian。“meijihuayi，dingjianyixueyuanbiye，

beijingganjingdexiangyizhangbaizhi。”fujinghanzhijianqiaojizhuomian，“zaiwoshenbianwunian，congweichuguochacuo。

”“guoyuganjing，jiushizuidadebuganjing。”suniankanzheziliaoshangneizhangwenheruyadezhaopian，

muguangluozaitawumingzhiyimeizaoxingqitedeheisejiezhishang，“‘fulingheiyaoshi’，haodongxi。

nengbangtayinzangqixi，gejuekuitan。”tataiyankanfujinghan：“anpaijianta，jiuxianzai。liyounizijixiang。

”yixiaoshihou，dr.smithtizheyiliaoxiang，congrongdichuxianzaifujinghandesirenshufang。

tayijiuzhuanye、chenwen，weifujinghanjinxingchangguijiancha。“fuxiansheng，nindeqisesihuhaolebushao。

”dr.smithyuqidaizheshidangdejingya，

muguangquebuzhehenjidisaoguozuozaiyipanganjingfankanzazhidesunian。“ng，yudaoweiguiren。

”fujinghanyuqipingdan。sunianfangxiazazhi，fangfogangzhuyidaodr.smith，

weiweiyixiao：“yishengzheimeijiezhihenbiezhi。”dr.smithshouzhijibukechadiquansuoleyixia，

mianshangxiaorongbubian：“xiaowanyi，jiachuande。”“shime？”sunianqishen，huanbuzoujin，

kansisuiyiditaishoufuguokongqi，“kewowendaoshangmian，yougubugaicunzaide……yinmiaoxianghuoweier。

”huayinweiluo，tabingzhirujian，kuairushandian，zhidiandr.smithmeixin！

dr.smithliansejubian，mengdihouche，dongzuojingyichangminjie！tashouzhongdeyiliaoxiangtuoshou，

jizhiyaojishuaisuizaidi，tengqicibibaiyan。“po！”sunianqingchi，yidaowuxingqijingdangkai，baiyanshunjianxiaosan。

dr.smithchencijihuiyituizhichuangbian，lianshangwenweneryademianjuchedisuilie，

luchuyinzhihenlidezhenrong。tasisidingzhesunian：“nidaodishishenmeren？jingnengkanpo‘heiyaoshi’dezhebi！

”“qunimingderen。”sunianyuqibingleng，zhijianbuzhiheshiyijiazhuyizhangweiweizhenzhandehuangfu。

dr.smithyuandudikanletahefujinghanyiyan，mengdizhuangsuiganghuaboli，

congshushicengdegaolouyiyueerxia！fujinghandebaobiaochongjinlai，zhijianchuangwaiyekongzhong，

yidaoheiyingrutongbianfubanhuaxiangyuanqu，xunsuxiaoshizaidoushinihongzhizhong。“buyongzhuile，zhuibushang。

”sunianzoudaochuangbian，fushenjianqiyikuaisuipian——shineimeiheisejiezhideyibufen，