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南海市,郑家别墅。
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“……”
“xing,doujinimen!”zhenglaoyezishuangkuaidequanbudaying。
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zheigeshangmennvxunaozijinshuileba?jintianshishenmechanghe?youtayigeshangmennvxukaikoudefen?
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yehaodelaopozhengmanershensecangbaidebayehaolanzaishenhoudao:“yeye,jintianshidaxiderizi,ninqianwanbieshengqi,qihuaileshenzijiubuhaole。”
shuozhe,tajiuyaobayehaoladaoyibian。
zheigeshihou,zhengmanerdetangmeizhengqiuzilengxiaodao:“zhengmaner,niyezhidaojintianshidaxiderizi,keshinikankannizheigewonangfeilaogong,zaiyeyeqishidashoudeshouchenshang,taliangshoukongkonglaiyejiubale,juranhaigankaikouyaodongxi?tachilexiongxinbaozidanleba?”
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“zheizhongmeiyongdelaji,youshenmezigezaiwomenzhengjia?”
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“……”
tingdaozhenggezhengjiadouzaizhenduiziji、rumaziji,yehaoqingbuzijindedixialetou。
sannianqian,ruguobushizhenglaotaijunshouliu,takongpayijinghengsijietoule。yezhengshiyinweiruci,sannianlaitazaizhengjiazuoniuzuomadouhaowuyuanyan。
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suihouyigegaodayingjundenanzihanxiaozoujinledating。
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limianshiyizhangzhipiao!zhenghaobashibawan!
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哗!
huayinluoxia,quanchangjinge。
zhengmanershiyehaodeqizi,xiangdongliuzheiyangzuoshiyidianmianzidoubujitaliua?
buguozixixiangxiang,yehaojiushiyigewonangfeishangmennvxu,jitamianzizuoshenme?youbupadezuita。
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dengdaotalikai,quanchangreyi。
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zhenglaoyezimouzizhongjingguangweiweiyishanerguo,tayiweishenzhangdekanleyehaoyiyan,dao:“yehao,ruguonikenhemanerlihundehua,bieshuodianpingche,wozhijiejiniyibaiwanxianjin,ruhe?”
yehaoyuanbenchuizhetou,buguociketaquekanleshenbiandezhengmaneryiyan,ranhouyaotoudao:“yeye,woshibuhuihemanerlihunde。”
zhenglaoyezidebiaoqingshunjianbiandeyipianyinmai,tazhizheyehaofennudemadao:“wonangfei,jilianbuyaolian!gun!mashangjiwogunchuqu,wodeshouyanbuxuyaoyigewonangfeilaicanjia!”
yehaolengleyixia,meixiangdaozhenglaoyezizheimebuliuqingmian,ciketazhinengyaoyaotouxiayishiyaoxiangwaizou。
“yehao……”zhengmaneryilianchiyi,buzhidaoyingbuyinggaihetayiqizou。
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zhengmaneryuanbennuodongdejiaobujiangzhule,taxiangbudaoyeyejuranhuizheimebuliuqingmian。
yehaomangdao:“yeyedashou,nilikaibuheshi。”
shuozheyehaojiuzhunbeilikai。
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shuozhe,zhengzhiyongmochuleyikuaiqian,zhijiezazaileyehaodeshenshang。
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laozhemingxianshijiujugaoweidedarenwu,danshicikezaiyehaodemianqian,taquemanlianduixiao,rutongyitiaohabagouyiban。
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keshixiangbudao,zheigezaizhenggelingnanshengdouzhishoukerededarenwu,cishijuranrucidebeigongquxi。
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