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anpengdangranbuhuijujueyigedameinvkanhuadeqingqiu。
hanxiacongzhengxuehaideshoushangjieguohua,ranhouzhankaizixiguankan。jieguozheiyuekan,lianshangdebiaoqingyueningzhong。
pangbiandezhengxuehaixianranyekanchulaihanxiadebiaoqingbianhuale。
tanaolenaotou:“zalelaohan?nikanchushalema?nanbucheng……zheihuashizhende?”
hanxiabahuashouleqilai,lianshangluchulejidongdeshense:“anpeng,nigangcaishuo,nizheishiduoshaoqianmaide?”
anpengluchulebuhaoyisideshenqing:“wubai!”
“nijianleyigedaloua!”
“shenmedalou?wokao,laohan,nishuodeshizhende?zheihuashizhenjima?”zhengxuehaizaipangbianyegenzhejidongqilaile,“zhei……zheiyaoshizhendehua,neibushinengmaibushaoqian?”
“ng……woxiangxiang……nigangcaishuowojigeyuedelinghuaqian……nishishuozheihuademaiqiweishu?”
hanxiadianlediantou,kaikoushuodao:“meicuo,zheiquequeshishishinizandezhenji。”
shuowan,hanxiayoukanzheanpeng,xiaozhewendao:“anpeng,zheihua……youmeiyoudasuanchushou?yaoshinidasuanmaidehua,nengbunengmaijiwo?”
“ng……”anpengyishijianyebuzhidaogairuhejujuele。
zenmelaiyige,jiushixiangrangzijimaihuadea?gangcaideliangxueminshizheiyang,xianzaiyanqianzheigedameinvyeshizheiyang。
dangranle,zhenyaoshuomaiyebushibuxing,zhuyaohaishitabudongzheifuhuadexingqingjia。
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yankanzheanpengyouyu,hanxiaxiaozhekanxiangzhengxuehai:“laozheng,bangmangshuoshuo?”
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zhengxuehaidouzheiyangshuole,anpengyebuhaozaijujue。
tadiantoushuodao:“xingba。buguo……wubaikuaikendingbunengmaiha,erge。”
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hanxiadianlediantou,yankouxiaodao:“zheifuhuadeshichangjiageshiyibaiwushiwanzuoyou。danshi……ruguonadaopaimaihuidehua,kenenghuichuxianyijiadeqingkuang,zheidoushuobuzhun。”
“zheiyang,wojiuyiliangbeideshichangjia,maianpengxiongdishoushangdezheifuhua,sanbaiwan,zenmeyang?”
kanlaizhiqianliangxueminjizijishuodejiage,haizhendemeiwenti。zheifuhuadeshichangjia,queshizaiyibaiwushiwanzuoyou。
zhibuguoliangxueminjilewushiwandeyijia,erhanxiazejileyibaiwushiwandeyijia。
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takaikoushuodao:“buyongzheimekeqi。zhiqianyourenjiwochuguoliangbaiwandejiage,jiranshipengyou,neijiuliangbaiwanhaole。”
“ng?wohaishitouyicijianguo,maijiazhudongjiangjiadeni!”pangbiandezhengxuehaixiaoleqilai,ranhoupaizheanpengdejianbangshuodao:“nijiubuyonggenzheigetuhaokeqile。handajiekeshizanmenquanziliyoumingdefupo!sanbaiwanwodouxianshaoleni!”
anpengzhidao,zheishixiongdizhaoguziji,jiranzhengxuehaizheimeshuole,hanxiayemeiyouyijian,anpengyejiudiantoushuodao:“jiranzheiyang,neiwojiubuduoshuole。”
hanxiadangchangzhuanzhang,ranhouconganpengshoushangjieguolezheifuhua。
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hanxiayibiankanhuayibianxiaodao。
嗯?倒霉?
tinghanxiazheimeyishuo,anpengxinliyidong。
ranhoutaitoukanlekanhanxiadelianse。
budebushuo,hanxiazhangdeshipiaoliang,jifuchuidankepo,buguo……anpenghaishiconghanxiadelianshang,kandaolebuyiyangdedifang。
xianglexiang,anpengkaikouwendao:“hanjiezheiduanshijian……guodebutaishun?”
hanxiadaoshilengleyixia,jiezheyiliankuxiaodao:“hezhibutaishuna,jianzhidaomeitouding!zheiduanshijian,danfanwocanyudetouzi,bushizheishierjiushineishier,meiyiyangchenggongde!”
“qiansunshijiubushuole,guanjianshiwozijizhengtianyeshimeiyunbuduan,ai……wodouhuaiyizijishibushizhongxiele。”
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“duilelaohan,qumiaolikanlema?”zhengxuehaiwendao。
zuoshengyide,doubijiaojiangjiuzheixie。
“kanguole,yeqiulepinganfu,keshimeiyong。”hanxiayaoleyaotou。
anpengdianlediantou,xiaozheshuodao:“fengshuini?youmeiyouxiangguozheifangmiandeyuanyin?”
hanxiayaotoushuodao:“dangranxiangguo,buguo……fengshuidashiyeqingguole,yeshimeiyong。shuobaile,kenenghaishiwoyunqibuhaoba。”
anpengxianglexiang,kaikouduihanxiashuodao:“nidengwoyixia!”
shuowan,anpengzoudaolepangbianyigeyuqidianli,maileyikuaimilefodexiaoyupai。
“hanjie,womenneiyounandaiguanyinnvdaifodeshuofa,bijiaoling。nihuazheimeduoqianmaiwoyifuhua,womeibiedenengganxienide,zheidongxinishouxia,suanshitaogejili,bangniyayashenshangdemeitouba。”
anpengbayupaidijihanxia。
hanxialengleyixia,buguotahaishibayupaijieleguolai:“xiexie。anpengxiongdiwanshangyouanpaima?”
安鹏摇了摇头。
“neiganghao,wanshangwoqingke,buzhidaoanpengxiongdiyuanyibuyuanyishangguang?”
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……
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安鹏这才恍然。
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