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第4章
“meiyouyishizigezheng，yeganxingyijiuren？”
“shizhen，buzhidaosixueshidajima？”
“yidanshibai，barenzhisi，nikaolvguohouguoma？”
suziyanlianwensanju，yanlidoushinuhuo。
ganggang，xiaotianchengnengshijiu，suziyanxinlinieyibahan，doukuaibengkuile。
xingkuijiuhuohaizi，fouze，tamensujiawandanle。
xiamaodaidaosilaoshu，xiaotianyouduoshaobenshi，suziyanxinzhiduming。
huidaoyiguandexucuihua，tingwannverxushu，yeshipokoudama。
“tuzaizi，niyoumeiyouxiangguo，haizisizaiyiguan，zaoyangdeshishei？yebuchengchengzijijijinjiliang？jiunizheifeiwuyeganxingyi？xiaosirenle！”
“nizheisangmenxing，liuzaisujia，zaowanbawomenhaisi，chenzaogundan，buyaodangewojiayanerxingfu，mingtianyizao，jiwogunqulihun！”
zhangmuniangyoubitalihun，xiaotiancuzhemeitou，wangzhepiaolianglaopo，kankantashenmefanying？
lingrenshiwangdeshi，suziyanbuhangsheng，bubiaotai。
shenganbiequdexiaotian，laotaoyiju：“haodaibangnimensujiazhuanleyibaiwan......”
“zhuanleyibaiwan？ganjuezijizhangbenshile？”suziyanzhuanguotoulai，daduanxiaotiandehua：“zhenyiweijiuhuoneihaizile？zheiyibaiwanzhenjin，niganshouxia？”
“yaner，zenmehuishi？”xucuihuayoudianbujie。
suziyanjieshidao：“neihaizitineishoushangtaizhong，shenxianlaile，doujiubuhuo，xiaotianshizhen，zhibuguobanghaizizhengquyidianshijian，rangtaduohuoliangtian。”
“a！zheimeshuolai，zanmenbaimanghuole？”
xucuihualianseandan，xiangdaoneiyibaiwanzhenjin，youkenengbeiliufengershouhuiqu，xintongbuyi。
suiji，taqiannudaoxiaotianshenshang，qihuhumadao：“si**，haibugunhuiquzuofan？”
“e！”xiaotiankuzhelian，ganjinliule。
qianjiaogangganglikaiyiguan，shenhoujiuchuanlaixucuihuaxingfenshengyin：“yaner，ganggangsanyidadianhuajinlai，bangnijieshaoyiweishengchenggongzige......”
“ma，niganmani？wodoujiehunle！”
“pi！yiweimabuzhidao，nimenliangdoumeitongchuangguo，jiuxiaotiannei**，tapeideshangni？”
“buguanzenmeshuo，xiaotiandoushiwolaogong，nibiexiacaoxin！”
“......”
zhanzaimenwaidexiaotian，shensefuza，dailengpiankezoule。
suziyanchengrentazheigelaogong，xiaotianhaishiyoudiangandong，xinlitianzizide。
sujialaofangzi，shiyidongsancengxiaogelou，zaiyitiaoxiaoxianglimian，juliyiguanliangbaiduomi。
xiaotianqizhedianlv，huidaosujia，youshidasaoweisheng，youshizuofan。
dangwan，yiqieruchang，zhangmuniangmamalielie，kanxiaotianbushunyan，suziyanhaishilengbingbingmoyang，yigeshuichuangshang，yigedadipu，liangrenjibenshangmeijiaoliu。
denglaoposhuizhele，xiaotianqiaoqiaoliuchuwoshi，laidaowudingtiantaishangmian。
gujing，bodajingshen，baoluowanxiang，guangshiwujingyijuan，jiuyongyoujiqianbugongfa，wuji，fashu，wushu......
liulanyifan，xiaotianfaxianyigedawenti，buguanshishizhenzhibing，buguasuanming，haishiliandanlianqi，zhifunianzhou，douxuyaoxiulianwugong，chengweiyimingwudaogaoshou。
chazhaoyifan，zuizhong，xiaotiankanshangyibu“xisuijing”，zheibuxinfagen“yijinjing”qiming，yigelianti，yigexiti，suanshijiemeipian。
xiaotianxuanzexisuijing，shiyinweiyoushenmiyupeixiezhu，xiulianqilaishibangongbei。
anzhaogujinglimianjizai，shanggushiqi，diqiushangyongyoujiuchuxiulianshengdi，lingqinonghouwubi，neikuaiyupeijiushiqizhongyichushengdiyaochi。
houlai，jiuchuxiulianshengdibeifengyin，diqiushanglingqiyuelaiyuexibo，jiubayaochiyebuzhisuozong。
shengdiyaochi，meitiandounenggouningjuchuyidaozhenguilingqi，hainenggoutigongchunjingzhenqi，xiezhuzhurenxiulian。
xiaotianzuozaitiantaixiulianxisuijing，guazaixiongkoudeshengdiyaochi，yuanyuanbuduanshuruzhenqi，bangtachongjitineijinmaixuedao。
taruneijing，chengweiwudaogaoshoudebiaozhi，jiushidatongyitiaoqijingbamai。
xiaotianxuanzechongjirenmai，yinweiqijingbamai，zuizhongyaodeshirenduermai，barenduermaidatong，lingwailiutiaojinmaijiujiandanle，erqie，haochuduoduo。
xiulianyigewanshang，tiankuailiangle，zhenqichongdaoquguxue，renmaiershisigexuedao，yijingdatongershisange，haichazuihouyige。
zheishi，guazaixiongkouneikuaishenmiyupei，youningjuchuyidaolingqi。
zaixiaotianyindaozhixia，lingqijinrutinei，wangrenmaizuihouyigexuedao“renmaixue”chongqu......
“砰！”
tineichuanchuyidaozhaxiangsheng，zhenqichongrurenmaixue，xiongyongpengpai，shibukedang。
xiaotianzhanliqilai，lianshangdoushikuangxizhise。
chenggongle，xianzaideta，jiushiyimingwudaogaoshou。
putongwuzheqianqianwan，nenggoutaruneijing，chengweiwudaogaoshou，wudaodashi，liaoliaowuji，erzheiyiqie，xiaotianyigewanshangjiubandaole。
pingjingyixiaziji，xiaotianlikaiwudingtiantai。
faxianquanshennianhuhude，chouqichongtian，xiaotianquchonggezao，huanshangganjingyifu，xialouzhunbeizaocan。
shenghuoyijiu，zhangmuniang，laopo，liangrenchihaozaocan，jicongcongganwangyiguan。
xiaotiangaohaoweisheng，jilaopodagedianhua，suibianzhaogejiekou，zuochequshengchengjiangzhou。
anzhaoxiaotianguce，liufengerdehaizi，chengbuguojintianwanshang。
jinrujiangzhou，jiliufengerqugedianhua，xiaotianlanxiayiliangchuzuche，zhibenshengliyiyuan。
laidaoshengliyiyuan6haolou，xiaotianganggangzoudaodamenkou，beihoujiuchuanlaiyizhenyaohesheng：“rangkai！rangkai！”
xiaotiancuqimeitou，zhuanyanwangqu，yiweishencaigaotiao，**，shenchuanniuziduanku，zhanludazhangtui，meiyanjingrendehongyinvlang，zaiqibaweiheiyibaobiaocuyongzhixia，wangdamenkouzoulai。
haomei！haokuangye！zheimeinvtaiqianghanle！
kandaozheiweihongyimeiren，dajiajieshiliansedabian，fenfentuirang，weiduxiaotianzheijiahuodailengdangchang，manlebanpai。
“tianna！zheibushiqinjiadaxiaojiema？”
“meicuo，qinshuanger，jiangzhousimeizhiyi！”
“......”
tingdaopangrenyilunsheng，xiaotianyanlishanguoyisiyise，wangpangbiantuirangyibu，danyoudianchile，yitiaodazhangtui，wangxiaotiankudangchuchuailai。
“这么狠！”
xiaotiandiguyisheng，yanlidoushinuyi。
pingshuixiangfeng，chucijianmian，duifangjiuyaofeileta，taiguofenle。
“wanle，neijiahuosiqiaoqiao！”
“buziliangli，zhaoreqinshuanger，huogaibeifei！”
zaizhongrenjingjiaoshengzhong，neitiaodazhangtui，beixiaotianyishoukouzhu。
jiexialaifashengyimu，gengshirangrenmudengkoudai，nanyizhixin。
xiaotiankouzhuqinshuangerdazhangtui，qingqingyiche，hongyinvlangdieruxiaotianhuaili，beitajinjinbaozhu。
zheiyixia，yourutonglemafengwo。
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