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精彩章节

liujuanduiyutada“si”leyanglinzheijianshi，daoxianzaidoumeiyouyidianhouhuidexiangfa。

yanmeitanleyisheng：“ai，tazheiyisi，zanjiayinianshaoshouruhaojiwan。nikededingzhuleliuhongwei，taneibianhaiyigeerzini。jiusuantahaibudayinghenijiehun，niyedecongtaneiduonongchudianqianlai。”

yanmeiduiyanglin“qushi”dekanfa，weiyiaonaodejiushishiqutaneidianshourule。yanglinxiangbumingbairenxinzenmenengzheimeleng。

liujuanduiliuhongweiquehenyouxinxin：“youlezheijianshi，tagengbukenengbuguanwo。tashuole，dengguojinianneisiguibeirendingweishizongrenkou，wojiunenghetalihun，wozheibianyilitayelilequwo。”

yanmeiyemeizaiduoshuoshenme：“nizijiyouanpaijiucheng。fanzhengtaxianzaichangzhuzheibian，yebuzenmehuijia。niwenwenta，yanglinyesile，yebupabierenzaishuoxianhuale，shibushirangtabazanjiafangziyefanchengxiaolou。”

liujuandiandiantou：“fangxinba，woxinliyoushu。”

yanglinzaitingxiaquhaowuyiyi，tajiazhongjiaobu，bianzoubianhan：“juan，kuaidiankankanwonaodairangrendapole！”

liujuankandaozoujinwulaideyanglin，benlaijiutingdadeyanjingdengdehetonglingyiban。

yanmeikankanyanglin，youzhuantoukankanliujuan，yenongbumingbaizenmehuishi，xinlixiangzhe：“zheishaguinvxiangjialiuhongweixiangfengleba？haiyijingdasileyanglin，taxianzaishiguima？”

yanglinxinzhonganxiao，lianshangquemeibiaoxianchulai，yaodejiushizheizhongxiaoguo，ei，wojiushiwan。

yanglinshouwuetou，miansejiaojidichongzheliujuanshuodao：“juan，nikuaidian，wozheihailiuxueni。”

ranhouyouaitanyisheng：“ai，yebuzhidaozenmepaowomenjialaozhaiqule，rangrendalemengun，zheifujinzuijinzheimebutaipingma？zheibawodoudamengle！”

youzhuantoukanxiangyanmei：“ma，wozaoshangshenmeshihouchuqude？henishuoshenmemeiyou？zheidadewoshenmedouxiangbuqilaile。womeishiqulaozhaiganma？”

“a？”yanmeiyileng，danyetingmingbaile，ganjinjiuzheyanglindehuahuiyingta：“meishuoshenmeya，buguohaoxiangshishuoxianghuinimenjialaozhaikanyiyan。woyemeitaizhuyi。”

shiyizheigegeng，busuanguoshi，duifumianqiandezheilianggenvren，yanglinjuedegouyongle。

liujuanyezhinengyilianmengbidibangyanglinchulishangkou。

yanglinzuozaineili，haiyoudianmaiguai：“haoma？dawanlewo，haijiwotaogemadai，haihaoxidebujin，rangwozuanchulaile。nimenshuowodouliyemeiqian，dawoyoushenmeyong。”

liujuankanzheyanglindouyijingkuaijiejiadeshangkou，xinlixiangzhe：“zheisunzinaodaizenmezheimeying？”

liujuanjiyanglinshangwanyao，yanglinhaiyitaitou，xiaozhekanzheta：“xiexiea！juan。”

yanglinshizhenxinxiangxiexieliujuan，bushibangtachulishangkou，ershirangtakanqingxianshi。congcihouhaikuorenyuyue，tiangaorenniaofei。

tayigedalaoyemen，nenggannengchiku。rujincongxinbianchengjieranyishen，rizizhinengshihuiyueguoyuehao。

liujiadeyangyuzhien，congjintianqihaiqingle！

huidanweihaideyoujitian，zheixietianjiuzaijialimianshoushoulixiba，jiudangzhaodianlegan。

liujuandexinli，yizhishihuangluanzhede。

kandaoyanglinhaixiexieziji，potianhuangdihaichongtaxiaoleyixia：“meishi。”

shoushileyixiadongxi，liujuanganjinduozaiyuanzicesuoli，yigedianhuajiliuhongweidaleguoqu。

“nibodadedianhuabuzaifuwuqu，sorry......。”

liuhongweiyijingtangzaijiuhuchelimian，shoujiyeshuaihuaile，kanlaiyishibanhuideshijiliujuanchubulezhuyile。

haihao，liuhongweibiedebucheng，danhaizhidaozunshoujiaotongguize，anquandaixidehenhao。buguozaizenmeshuoqicheyezhaxialeshijimideshanya，tamingshibaozhule，shenshangqueshiduochuguzhe，shangdebuqing。bijiaodaigandeshi，taliangtiaotuidouduanle，hetarangrendadetianyixianzaiyigemoyang，jiushibuzhidaodaoleyiyuanliangrenshibushizhutongyijianbingfangle。

zheiyesuanshieyouebaoba。

liuhongweidelianshangwujiurangyanglindalegemanliankaihua，xianzaiyourangqichedeqinangpaileyixia，shuohuadoufeijingle。

tawuluwuludiwenjiuhucheshangdedafu：“dafu，nengbunengjidianzhitongyao？”

kebietizheige，dafuyeyumenzheni，zhitongyaoyeshichangbeideyao，zenmejintiancheshangyidiandoumeiyouleni？nishuoguaibuguai。

ketayebunengheliuhongweizhishuo，zuilifuyanleta：“zhengzhunbeidani，nidengzhe。”

zheiyaoshizhijiehebingrenshuomeidaizhitongyao，liuhongweiyitousuta，neijiuzhenwandanle。dafudakaiyicixingzhusheqibaozhuang，gongzuoliuchengyisibugou，zhuanzhuyourenzhendijiliuhongweidaledianshengliyanshui。

“jianchiyixia，yihuijiubutongle。”anweizheliuhongwei，dafubachuzhentou。

gangcaidexiaoshitouhaijidema？danlaidanqu，gunlaigunqudi，youpaojiuhucheqianmianlaile。

jiuzheiyangyikexiaoshitou，jiuzheiyangyixiaxiaodianbo。dafushenziyihuang，gangbachudezhentouduizheliuhongweishentidezhongjianbuweijiuyouzhalexiaqu。

“噗”。

dafuyeshiyileng：“yi，wozhusheqini？”

再一看，我的妈呀？

zhusheqilizailiuhongweizhongjianbuweizaineisuizhecheyaohuangzheni。

“dafu，woxiamianturanyoudiantong。”

dafuruowuqishidibachuzhusheqi：“zhengchangxianxiang。”

yanglinbaliuhongwei“huo”deshuxingdiaodeyoudiangaole，tayijingkuaibeiwansile。

liujuanzheibianlianxibushangliuhongweiyejidebucheng，tajuedeyanglinyaoshihuifulejiyi，kendinghuidasita。