zhujiaojiaosuyuanlinchumodexiaoshuojiao《zhizunxiangxu》，shizuozhexiaoshengchidoufuxiedeyibendoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，neirongzhuyaojiangshu：jiejieyaosile，gongsibeiqiangle，laopoyaogaijiale，xiangchourenguixiajieqianshuangshouhaibeifeile；zuoweishangmennvxusuyuanbeicandaojizhi，quetufashanxin，yiwaihuodepanrenshengsi、，duanrenyinguodenengli。wuhufushang，bafangdalao，kuzheguizhetaohao，zhangmuniangyijiaquehaiyiweitahaishiwangridewonangfei……...
jiangjianyuanjiansuyuanzhendingziruodeyangzi，chanshengyixieyilv，ceshouwenmasheng：“zheigerenbijingranglaoyeziduohuoyitian，nandaotazhenzhishipianzi？”
“couqiaobale，burantaruozhenshishenyi，youzenmehuiqujudanglinjiayigeshangmennvxuni？”
“那倒是。”
“jiangjiazhu，nin，ninzongsuanzhaoduirenle，woshuodejiushita，jiushizheigefeiwuhaisilejiangwang。”linxingxuekesuanzhaodaoxituozuimingdejihui，tazhizhesuyuanqingxujidongdao。
jiangjianyuandandanwen：“xiaohuozi，nidedaborenweishinijiaojitadezhenfahaiwofuqin，niyoumeiyouyaojieshide？”
“wocongweijiaotazhenfa，ruguotazheimeshuole，neiyinggaishitouxuelaide。”
“haoyijutouxuelaide，bazerenquantuiguangle。”
mashengmizheyandao：“wochaguonideziliao，yigeshangmenfeiwu，genbenbudongbandianyixuezhishi。wodaoshixiangwenwen，nizheigezhenfa，youshicongnaxuelaide。”
suyuanchiyiyixia，dandandao：“wangshang。”
tabunengbaoluzishendipai，zhinengzhaogejiekoutangsaiguoqu。
“wangshangxuelaide？”mashengbiaomianzhenjing，neixiquelekaihuale。
budazizhao，guoranshigechunhuo。
linxingxuenuchidao：“suyuan，nihaiyoulianshuodechukou！wojiushuoyouwenti，meixiangdaozhenfanishicongwangshangxuelaide，caojianrenming，siyiwangwei，womenlinjiazenmehuiyounizheigedaodebaihuaiqiewunengdenvxu！”
ranhou，linxingxueduijiangjianyuankeyigexiangtou，yizhengyancidao：“jiangjiazhu，suiranshiwozheigefeiwuzhinvxuwudaolewo，danyouyishuoyi，wozheigezhangbeiyeyaofentanzeren。ninjiuchengfawoba，bulunshipeiqianhaishipeiming，wolinxingxuejuebutaobi！”
yiduankangkaijiangdehuayuzhong，bujinbaguoshuaiganjing，haibiaomingletaidu。
ruguojiangjianyuanhaiyanchenglinxingxue，jiuyouxiebadaoqirenle。
linxingxuezheidianxiaoxinsi，ziranmanbuguojiangjianyuan。
jiangjianyuanlandechuopo，tajiansuyuanwudongyuzhong，raoyouxingquwen：“nijiumeiyoushenmeyaojieshidema？yaozhidao，jiangjiabubilinjia，wojikeyirangnizuoyibeizilao，yekeyirangnishenbuzhiguibujuedechedixiaoshi，nandaojiubuhaipama？”
“你不会这么做。”
suyuantairanziruodao：“jiangjiazhushigecongmingren，bulunwoshipianziyehao，fengziyeba，wozongguijiuhuoguolaoyezi，bawoshale，laoyezikejiuzhenmeixiwangle。”
jiangjianyuanweiweiyileng，shixiaodao：“nidaoshicongming。buguo，laotianbuzhanzainizheibian，womenyijingxundaoyiweigaoren，takeyijiuhuilaoyezi，suoyinidecunzaiyufouyijingwuguanjinyaole。”
“shima？neiwoduozuiyiju，laoyeziqingkuanghenzaogao，wanquanchengbudaotianliang。”
“erjulitianliang，zhishengxiabudaobanxiaoshile？niquedingneiweigaorennenglaidejijiuren？”
jiangjianyuanhemashengdoulengzhule。
tazenmezhidaotianliangzhihoulaoyezibisi？
linxingxuefuzheshafazhanqilai，zhizhesuyuanbizimadao：“nijiwobizui，niyiweinishisheia，yigefeiwudeshangmennvxu，haiganlaiweixiejiangjiazhu，nizijizhaosi，bietuoleiwomenlinjiaren。”
“jiangjiazhu，ninyekandaole，zheigefeiwubushitaiju，shigekuangwangzhitu，wojianyininlijichuzhita，womenlinjiajuebujieyi，shenzhipaishouchenghao！”
“bofu，ninhuiwupeijiangyeye，batajiaojiwolaichuzhi。”mashengdishengyiju，xinvekanzhesuyuan。
tayijingpobujidaihaohaochengzhizhemosuyuanle。
“ba，yeyekuaibuxingle！”jiangyunyanchongchuwoshi，jideyanleidouliuchulaile。
jinjiezhe，takandaoleketinglidesuyuan，weiweiyileng，aishangdeyanshenlimahuanfachushengji。
sanbubingzuoliangbu，feiyiyangcongloutishangxialai，laidaomianqiandao：“xiansheng，woyeyemashangbuxingle，qiuninyidingyaojiujiuta。”
shuozhe，jiangyunyanyuyaoduisuyuanguixia。
suyuanyanjishoukuai，limalazhetadeshou，batachanfuqilai。
zheinvrenzadongbudongjiuxiaguini。
mozhetarouruowugudeshou，suyuanyouxieganga，lianmangfangkaidao：“shangcizoudecongmang，meijiniliugexin，haidelaoyezishangbingweiyu，zheiyeshiwodewenti。ruguonixindeguowo，wokeyishiyishi。”
“xiexieni！”jiangyunyanjidongwanfen，yuyaolazhesuyuanshanglou，beimashenglanzhule。
mashengpieleerrenlashoudeyangzi，yandiranshaoduhuo。
tazhuiqiujiangyunyansansinian，haicongweipengguotadeshou，rujinquebeibiedenanrenqiangxianle，zheirangtalianshasuyuandexindouyoule。
mashengpixiaoroubuxiaodao：“yaner，nishihutule，zheigejianminjiushigepianzi，shitahaidejiangyeyebingwei，nizaibatadaiguoqu，qibushiyouhailejiangyeye。”
“shenme？tashipianzi？”jiangyunyanyizhipeibanzailaoyezipangbian，duilinjiashenmeshier，doubushihenlejie。
“dangran，liantazijiyechengrenle。lingwai，zheigejianminhaishilinjiadeshangmennvxu，dabannianqianneigeweileququ50wanshangmenchongxidefeichai。”
“zhiyulinxingxuegenbenbushitashenmeshifu，ershitadedabo，tamenyijiadoushipianzi。”
jiangyunyanxiayishihoutuibanbu，juemeilianjiafuxianaitong。
haoburongyikandaoxiwang，queshijinghuashuiyue。
taweiyixinrenguodenanren，yezaiqipianta。
jiangjianyuanjinzhoujianmei，kanzhetangfengwen：“tanglao，haimeizhaodaoenrenma？”
“jiazhu，womenqiyongquanbuziyuan，yijingshaixuanchu7200jianchongtushijian，qizhongfuhetiaojiangongyou83qi，zhengzaiquanlijiejue。”
“laibujile。”jiangjianyuanzhuanshen，duierloulangshengdao：“liulao，baituoninzailianxineiweienren，qingtawubiganlaishijiu，tangruotayoushenmemafan，jinguanbaowojiangjianyuanminghao。”
renmingguantian，liulaoyejihuibuleshenme，zaicidaleguoqu。
jimiaohou，suyuanshoujixiangle。
suyuankanzheshoujimingbaishenme。
zuijiaoweiyang，danranjieledianhua。
“suxiansheng，bingrenyijingkuaibuxingle，jixuyaoninjiuzhi，qingwenninxianzaihaifangbianma？ruguozaoyuzulan，dakeyirangjiangjiachumianjiejue。”
“e？neiwobaojiangjianyuandeminghaoyouyongma？”
suyuantaitoukanzhejiangjianyuandengren。
mashengnuzhidao：“jianmin，jiangjiajiazhudemingzi，yeshiniyouzigezhihude？！”
liulaotingzhezayin，zhoumeidao：“suxiansheng，ninhaizhenyudaomafanle，badianhuajiaojineiren，wolaigentajiaoshe！”
“xing，neijiubaituonile。”
suyuanjuedehaoxiao，bianjiangshoujidijimasheng。
“shenmeyisi？yourenlailaoni？”
“wodaoshikankan，neigebuzhangyandongxi，ganlaichanzheitanghunshui！”
mashengqiangguoshoujibianhoudao：“goudongxi，baorenzhiqianbudatingdating，zijiyoumeiyouneigenengnai。wohuafangzaizheier，jintianzheijianminbisi，sheilaidoumeiyong！”
liulaoqidebizidouwaile，tahuolejishinian，haishitouyihuibeimadezheimexiong，chenshengdao：“nishishei？”
“我是你爷爷！”
苏渊表情古怪。
tiandiliangxin，takebuxiwangliulaobeimadezheimecan。
“qisiwole，qisiwole！”
“hahaha，qisihuogai，goudongxi！”
马胜更嚣张了。
“气死我了！”
erlou，chuanlaileliulaoshengyin。
mashenghaidao：“laodongxi，nizaiguancailini，zenmehaiyouhuiyinni？”
tahaiziyiweiyoumo，saolejiangjianyuandengrenyiyan，quefaxiantamenmanliancuoe，wuyibutaitoukanzheerlou。
mashengyileng，shunshitaitoukanjianliulaocongerlouchongxialai，zuilihainiantao：“qisiwole！”
“e？”mashengkanleyiyanshouji，shitanxingwen：“laodongxi？”
liulaonianjida，yongdelaonianji，kuoyinhenda。
shoujiyegenzhechuanlaitadeshengyin‘laodongxi’。
轰隆——
naozilileishengdazuo，tamanliancuoeyujingkong。
ta，tazaigenliulaotongdianhua？
十年了，再爱就不礼貌了
作者：胖茄子
栏目：都市
假死游戏：我用骨灰盒砸了校花后，她求我杀了她
作者：墨海大鲨鱼
栏目：都市
十年空壳：从婚姻废墟到人生坦途
作者：赶海毅哥
栏目：都市
作者：静其无
栏目：都市
离婚后，全球富豪榜前十都叫我爸
作者：一江风辞
栏目：都市
我坐在监控室，看她为爱疯狂
作者：摸鱼冠军
栏目：都市
