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“laogong，nizenmelaila！bushishuobuyongjiewolema？”
yexuerongkandaoweienming，kaixindixiaopaoguoqu，tianmidishuodao。
kanzhezijixinaidenvren，weienmingxinli，juedezheibizhenggeshijiedouzhongyao。
tazaizheizuochengshi，yijingananshouhuletaliangnian。
yexueronggongzuo，shenghuo，doujinzhandewubishunli，tayiweizhishizijiyunqihao。
tabuzhidaodeshi，zheiyiqiedoushiweienmingzaianzhongshizhanshouduandejieguo！
“zheibushikantaiwanle，danxinnima，shangcheba。”
weienmingchongnidiroulexiatadenaodai。
yexuerongmashangguaiqiaodizoudaohouzuo，zhengyaoshangche。
yipangdefanqingyangmianbuquejianjiandeyouxieniuqu。
tayaoxiachechuang，shenqingchaofengdikaikoudao：
“xingweide，nilianpishizhentamahoua，jiuqigezheipowanyilaijiexifu？bushiwoshuoni，kankannizheifudexing，**siyiyang，niyehaoyisilai？”
dangzhezheimeduoren，zheifanhua，sihaobujitaliuyidianmianzi！
yexuerongtingbuxiaqule，talianmangdao：“bushizheiyangde！enminggetazhishigangcongbuduihuilai，haimeizhanwenjiaogen……”
“yexuerong，nihaiziqiqirenni，tadouhuilaiduojiule？zheidouliangnianleba？nishuozheifeiwuchuledaizaijiali，tahaiganguoshenme？”
yelinlinmashangyegenzhetianyoujiacudao。
zheihuashuodaoleyexuerongderuanleichu，taqingchuduifangshuodequeshishishishi。
“weienming，nishuodanggedananren，shabenshimeiyou，jiupingnizheiyangde，nashenmebaohuzijinvren？”
fanqingyangyijiuduoduobiren，haobuliuqingdijixuwakuzheweienming！
qishi，tazaojiukanbuguanzheigejiahuole，mingmingshenmebenshimeiyou，quenengpaodaozheimemeidelaopo！
他嫉妒，不服！
“zheigejiubuyongnicaoxinle。zaizheishijieshang，woyouzugouqiangdadeshilibaohuta！”weienminghuidadao。
shengyinpingjing，quejiyouliliang！
kezheihuayichu，suoyourendourenbuzhuchixiaoqilai。
fangfotingdaoleshijieshangzuihaoxiaodexiaohua！
“weienming？niyeganlaia？zhenbuxiandiurenshiba！”
zheishi，yigezhongniannvren，congyipanghuranzoulai，nushengshuodao。
tashiyexueronggenyelinlindemuqin，haohongqin！
yejiushiyejiajiazhu，yemingshandelaopo。
“妈……”
yexuerongqieruodijiaoleyisheng。
“xingweide，nishuoshuo，nizheiliunianzaibuduidougandianleshenme？zaimeiyongderen，yehungexiaoguandangdang，kenini？huilaiyihoushenmedoubushi！zhenhuaiyinizheiliunianshibushihundaogoushenshangqule！”
haohongqinmeiyoulihuinver，ershijixuduoduobirendishuodao！
“nizhenxiangtingwodeshi？”weienmingwen。
lianshangqueshiyidianbiaoqingdoumeiyou。
“hehe，neinidaoshishuochulai，rangwomenzhangzhangjianshi？kannishizenmeyongleliuniancaicongdatoubinghundaoxiaobanzhangde？”yelinlinzaiyipangyejifengdishuodao。
zhongrendouxixuedikanzheweienming，dengzhekantazenmechuqiu。
“haoba，neiwojiugennimendagaijiangjianghaole。”
weienmingyanzhong，youdaohanguangshanxian。
“ruwudiyinian，woyinweiguorendezonghesuzhi，beixuanrutezhongbuduipeiyang。wodesiwei，zhishanggenjunshicaineng，rangzhenggegaocengyishidaowodejiazhi，henkuaibianchengweilehexinyubeijingying！”
“diernian，wodachuleshuchangshengzhang，wanchengduoxiangjikunnanderenwu，xunsujileiwozaibeijingdediwei！bingbeifengweitezhongduizhang！”
“disannian，zaixiuluochangbandebeijing，wochuangzaolebaizhanbubaijilu！cenglvlingyizhishushirendexiaodui，miediaodijunyishi！woyeyouduizhangshengweizhanchangzhihuiguan！”
“disinian，wozhihuilehoujiangzhizhan，yijushoufubaqianduopingfanggonglishidi，wobeitibaweiquanguozuinianqingdezhanqutongling，shouxiazhangkongshuwanqiangbing！”
“diwunian，woyijingchedipingdingbeijing，binghuofeng‘beijingwang’，yiji‘yanluoshouxi’dechenghao！”
“diliunian，wogongchengyintui，baoliuyiqiefenghaoyijiquanli，zhongshenweibeijingshouxitongshuai！”
“nimenyaotingde，dagaijiushizheixie。xiangxideshiqingnimenjiumeibiyaozhidaole，wojiangdezhishigedagai。haimanyima？”
“……”
所有人都听呆了。
tamenbenxiangkaikouchaofeng，kejinguantingqilaizheimebukesiyi，queyouzhongrangren……xiangxiangxindeganjue！
yinweitashuodejianzhitaixiangzhendele！youbanyouyande！
“hahahaha……nishizhenfengleba？nizheiniubichuidegoukeyia，wodouchadianxinle！wokannibushishouxitongshuai，nishishouxichuibiwang！”
zheishihou，fanqingyangzhongyudapochenmo，daxiaodao。
“ai，yexuerong，nikankannijiadezheishishenmeren？meibenshijiusuanle，yizhangzuishuohuameibianmeiji，nigenzhezheizhongfeiwu，nengguoshenmehaorizi？”
haohongqinyegenzhebaileyiyanyanqiandenver。
dangniantaquanbudongwangudenver，liangnianguoqule，nverdeshenghuoguoranbeizheigenanrentuoleidehencan！
“enmingge，ni……nimeishiba？ganmaturanshuozheixiea？”
yexuerongshenzhiyouxiedanxinqitalaile。
haiyiweitazaijiadaitaijiule，naozihuaidiaole！
“zheijiahuoniubichuidejianzhigenzhendeyiyang，tayiweizijishisheia？”
“kenengshizhenfengleba！hahaha！”
zhongrenzheicaigenzhefenfenchaoxiaoweienming！
“woshuoxingweide，jirannizheimeniubi，neijiushibuzhunbeidaowomenjiagongsilaishangbanle？benlaizhunbeijiniliugebaoandeweizhi，xianzaikana，haishisuanleba！”
叶琳琳冷笑着说道。
“ei，biebie，linlin。nizhidaode，enminggezhishikaiwanxiao……”
yexuerongyitingzheige，mashangbianlelianse，huangzhangshuodao。
tashengpaweienmingshiquzheigedangbaoandejihui，jialidebaoangangweiyigeyuejushuoyousiqiankuaini！zheizaitayanlikebushixiaoshumule。
erzaizheishijian，turancongtamenqianfang，kailailelingyiliangche。
准确的说，是车队！
qianhoupailiesilianghaoche，qingyisedebinli！
cheduimanmantingzaifandiandeqianfang，henkuai，congtouchelizouxiayiren。
shiyigeqiyubufan，shenzhexiuxianxizhuangdezhongniannanzi！
yixiache，shenpanglijicuyongyizhongsuicong！
“wodetian！jintianzhenshisanshengyouxinga，jurannengpengdaolaixiansheng！”
fanqingyangjingchadikanzheyanqianyimushuodao。
“谁是赖先生？”
yibiandeyexuerongyilianyihuo。
“laixianshengnidoubuzhidao？juxiangzhailaobana，takeshicongjunjieguilaidedarenwu！jushuo，tacengjingzaibeijingdaiguojinian，diweijigao！erqiexianzaitagerenshenjiayijingjiejinshiyi！”
zhongrentingwenzheixie，doushiyiliandechongbai！
neikeshitamenyangduanbozidouwufaqijidedalaoa！
keshiweiduweienmingtingwanzheifanjieshao，queshiqingxiaoyisheng。
fangfozheiduitalaishuo，zhishigexiaohuayiban！
“ei，weienming，jirannizaibeijingzheimeniubi，neiweilaixianshengyinggaiyerenshiniba？niguoqugentadagezhaohubei！zhiyaoniganqu，neijiusuanwomendajiakancuonile，wojinijugongdaoqian！zenmeyang？”
fanqingyangturanyouxieyinxiandishuodao。
tingdaozheihua，suoyourendouzhenglezheng。
fanqingyangzheizhaotaihenle，pinglaixianshengdeweiyan，zheimegelailubumingderenguoqusuibianzhaohu，dengyutiaoxina！
qingzedayidunrengchuqu，zhongzezhijiefeidiaodoukeneng！
suoyouren，douzaidengzhekanweienminghaoxi！
keweienming，quedandanyixiao。
“wozhipatashoubuqi！”
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