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“baba，womenxianzaiqunaya？”
gongsidamenkou，surancongdoulitaochuyizhiyanzhengyudianran，kandaoshenbiandenverhouyoujiangyanshoulehuiqu。
“womennaeryebuqu，jiuzaizheilidengmamaxiaban。”
suranbingbufangxinlinaoxue，suoyimeidasuanlikai。
henkuai，daolexiabandeshijian，surankandaolinyouzhidaizhelinaoxueconggongsidaloulizoulechulai。
suranzhengyuyingshangqu，keshitamenquezuanjinleyiliangheisebenchixunsulikai。
suranbaozhesuxiaoxiaolanleyiliangchuzuche，kuaisudigenleshangqu。
bangexiaoshihou，benchitingzailejunlindajiudianmenkou，linyouzhidaizhelinaoxuejingzhizoujinlejiudiandating。
suranbaozhesuxiaoxiaolianmanggenjinqu，quebeibaoanlanlexialai。
“nalilaideqionggui，haibukuaigun！”
tamenzheilishigaodangjiudian，suibianyigexiaofeidoudewuqianshangwan，yishenditanhuo，yifuluopodashumoyangdesurannalixiaofeideqi？
suoyitamentaidujicha，yifugouyankanrendidejiashi。
“woshilaizhaorende，ganggangjinqudeshiwolaopo......”
surannaixindejieshihuanlaidequeshibaoanmendebunaifan：“feihuashaoshuo，ganjingun。”
“发生什么事了？”
tingdaozhengchaoshengyipangdejiudianjinglixuwenliangzouleguolai。
dangtakandaobaozhenverdesuranshi，yanqianyiliang：“yo，zheibushilinaoxuedefeiwulaogongme？nidaozheilaiganshenme？”
tashilinyouzhidetongxue，liangrenguanxibucuo，gensuranjianguomian！
“wolaizhaowolaopo，rangtamengunkai。”
suranmiansebinghan，yanzhongshanguoyisibunaifan。
“nineizhiwurenlaopoyinggaizaiyiyuancaidui，zenmezhaowomenzheilaile？”
xuwenliangkanxiangsurandemuguangchongmanzhehaobuyanshidexinve：“gaibuhuishinineifeiwulaopoyaosile，xiangyaochangwomenjiudianzuihouyikoufan？”
“puchi......”
xuwenliangdehuafangcailuoyin，suranbianshiyibazhangchouzailetalianpangshang。
zheigejiahuowurutayejiubale，haiganwurutalaopo？
“nigandawo？nimenjige，jiwonongsita！”
beiyigefeiwuchouleyierguang，xuwenliangyilianfennu，lihedao。
suizhetadehuayuluoxia，daliangjiudiandebaoanyouruelangbanxiangzhesuranchongqu。
“给我住手！”
ranerjiuzaicishi，weiyandeshengyinqueshixiangleqilai。
suizhezheishengyindexiangqi，yiliangheiseaoditingzaidamenkou，yishentangzhuangdezuolongcongchelizoulexialai。
kanzheneibeiyiqunbaoanweizaijiudianwaidesuran，zuolongyanzhongshanshuozhenongnongdenuhuo。
这些不开眼的**。
“滚开。”
taduizheweizhesurandebaoanmenlihedao，kexizheixiebaoangenbenjiumeiniaota。
“laodongxi，yiweikaigepoaodijiuhenlebuqi？zheishiwomenjunlin......”
xuwenliangbuxiedikanlezuolongyiyan，lengxiaodao。
“咚！”
raner，tadehuayufangcaiganggangluoyin，zuolongbianyiquanzazailetadelianpangshang。
“puchi......”
xuwenliangzuilixianxuekuangpen，shentirutongduanlexiandefengzhengbandaofeichuqu。
“xujingli，nizenmeyangle？”
jianzhuang，baoanmenlianmangjiangxuwenliangfuleqilai。
“lengzheganshenme，jiwonongsizheigelaodongxi......puchi......”
xuwenliangfennudizhizhezuolong。
kexitahuahaimeishuowanzuolongshenxingrumeichuxianzaitadegenqian，yijiaochuaizailetadeshenshang，kongbudeliliangzhendetahechanfutadebaoandoudaofeichuqu。
haibudaiqitabaoanfanying，zuolongbianjiangtamenjinshuliaodao。
“laodongxi，yiweinengdajiuhenlebuqi？laoziyaorangnijianglaodidoujizuochuan。”
xuwenliangshensezhengning，yilianfennudidingzhezuolonghesuran，taochushoujibodaqidianhualai。
“jiangjun，nimeishiba？”
zuolonglenglengsaolexuwenliangyiyan，jianggongjingdemuguangluozaisuranshenshang。
“nijuedejigebaoannengshangdaowo？”
suranxiaozhefanwendao：“nilaizheiliganshenme？”
“wolaizheilishiyoudongxiyaojini......”
zuolongsaoleyiyanpangbiandadianhuadexuwenliangdengren，meitouweizhoutaochushoujibolegehaomachuqu。
zhoutianhaoshijunlinjiudiandelaoban，jiangnanshiheheyoumingdeqiyejia，shenjiajinbaiyi。
cikedetazhengzaijunlinjiudiandezhuanshutaofanglimianxiangshouzhemingmodesihou，raneryigelaizishangmiandedianhuaqueshihedetahunfeiposan。
“zhoutianhao，nishihuonilemalianzuolongjiangjunyegandezui？”
“zhangzongdu，shenmezuolongjiangjuna？wotingbudongninzaishuoshenmea？womeidezuitaa！mafannin......”
“feihuashaoshuo，zuolongjiangjunxianzaizhengzainimenjiudianlouxia，beinimenbaoanjilanlexialai......”
“shenme？haiyouzheizhongshier？zheiqunbukaiyandedongxi，woxianzaijiuxiaqu......”
guaduandianhua，zhoutianhaoliangundaipadixiangzhelouxiaganqu，lushanghaibuwangnachushoujichaxunzuolongdexinxi。
dangtakandaozuolongneixingmudelvlishi，zhenggerendoukuaibeiheshale，shuangtuifaruan，naohaizhongkongbaiyipian。
ruguobushizhuliyanjishoukuaijiangtafuzhu，tadouyijingtanzuozaidishangle。
“zhoudong，ninzenmexialaile？”
jiudiandating，dangxuwenliangdengrenkandaoneizaizhulichanfuxiaganlaidezhoutianhaoshi，buyoudeyijing。
“混账东西！”
raner，zhoutianhaoqueshiyibazhangshanzaitalianshang，jiangtashanfeichuqu。
“laoban......”
“zhoutianhaojianguozuojiangjun......”
xuwenliangwuzhelianzhengyukaikou，quejinghaidikandaozhoutianhaoguizailezuolongdegenqian。
zhoutianhaodeshentizaizhandou，tadeyachizaidazhan。
zheiyimulingdexuwenlianghexianchangdebaoanmendailidangchang。
tamenyanzhongzhigaowushang，shenjiajinbaiyi，jiangnanshiheheyoumingqiyejiazhoutianhaojingranguizaileneigelaojiahuodegenqian？
这尼玛是什么情况？
等等，
ganggangzhoudonghaoxiangchenghuneilaodongxiweijiangjun？
nandaotashiyizunzhanjiangbucheng？
“nimenzheiqunfeiwuhailengzheganshenme，haibuganjinjizuojiangjunguixiadaoqian......”
kanzhelengzaidangchangdexuwenliangdengren，zhoutianhaolishengdao。
“zuojiangjun，womenyouyanwuzhu，chongzhuanglenin，hairangqingnindarenyoudaliangraolewomenba！”
zheiyike，xuwenliangtamenzhongyucongzhenhanzhonghuiguoshenlai，guizaizuolonggenqianbuduanketouqiurao。
“jiangjun，ninqumangba，zheilijiaojiwochuli。”
zuolongmeiyoulihuitamen，ershigongjingdikanzhesuran。
zuolongdehuaheduidaisurandetaidulingdezhoutianhaoyanpikuangtiao，xuwenlianggengshiyilianjinghai。
neigerangzijilaobanxiaguidelaojiahuojingranchenghusuranneigefeiwuweijiangjun？
xuwenliangganjuezijideshijieguandoutmbeidianfule。
neigejiahuobujiushilinjiadefeiwunvxume？
“linyouzhitamenzainagebaoxiang？”
苏然冷冷地问道。
“lengzheganshenme？ganjincha！”
jianzhuang，zhoutianhaonuhoudao。
zheiweiyekeshirangzuojiangjundoudegongjingduidaiderenwu，tanalidezuideqi？
“608！tamenzai608baoxiang。”
henkuai，bianyoujiudiangaocengzhanshenghuida。
“xiaoxiao，niguaiguaigenzuoshushuzaizheilidengzhe，woquzhaomama，yihuierjiuhuilai。”
suranjiangsuxiaoxiaojiaojizuolongzhaokan，maizhebuzixiangzhe608baoxiangxingqu。
kanzheneiliqudesuran，youkanlekanzhanzaiyipangdezuolong，zhoutianhaodengrenetoushanglenghanzhimao，sihaobuganwangdong......
“zuojiangjun，zheilifengdayaobuninquloushangzuo？”
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