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第16章
嗡~~~
cihuayichu，shunjian，linjiangminghewanglindelianpangyibai。
“yaozu，ni…nishuoshenme？”linjiangmingcanbaizhelian，nannanwendao。
bijingshiqinshengnvera，tingdaolinyaozuzheihua，ziranshizhenjing。
“sanshua，nizheishinianjidale，erduobeilema？haishiwogangcaideshengyin，taixiaole？”linyaozuheiheiyixiao：“neixingba，wodashengdian。”
shuowan，linyaozutigaoyinliang，dashengdao：“woshuo，linluoxuexianzai，zhengzai‘aichaojiudian’，yongshentipeizhangjinglini！erqie，wogaosunimen，wohaihuibatamendeshipin，jiluxialai。daoshihou，fadaowangshangqu！”
“woyaolinluoxue，shenbaiminglie！woyaoquanshijiederendouzhidao，neigexiaozhangfengdetoushang，daileyidingdadadelvmaozi。”
哗！
cihuayichu，jingdelinjiangming、wanglinerren，lianrushihuiyibancanbai。
“yaozu，luoxuezaizenmeshuo，yeshinitangmeia，qiuni…qiunibiezheiyanga。”linjiangmingzheigewonangfei，daolezheigeshihou，yezhiganqiulinyaozubiezheiyang。
“shia，yaozu，bie。nipaileshipin，chuandaowangshangqu，nirangluoxueyihou，zenmegaijiajiqitahaomendashao？”wanglinyeshuodao。
zheigeshihou，tadanxindebushilinluoxuedeqingbai，tadanxinde，zhishilinluoxuebunenggaijiaqitahaomen，bunengrangtayincierguoshanghaorizi。
“hehe…fanzhenglinluoxue，yebuyuanyigaijia。jiranruci，neime，jiurangtachedichumingba。daoshihou，mingqiyoule，haikeyichengweiwomenlinjiade‘wanghonggongguan’，neixietanbuxialaidehezuo，dourangtazheigepoxiequ！”linyaozuwuzhelian，yinxiaozhe。
suihou，yebuguanlinjiangming、wanglindeaiqiu，zhijieliqu。
tazouleyihou，linjiangminghewanglin，doushiliansecanbaidekanxiangduifang。
“laopo，xianzaizabana？”linjiangminghuangzhangdewendao。
“nishinanren，woshinvren，niwenwozaban？nigefeiwu。”wanglindama：“haiyou，neishiniqinshengnver，youbushiwoqinshengde，fanzhengwobuguan，yaoshilinluoxueneigepeiqianhuo，bunengjiajiqitahaomendashao，rangwoguoshanghaorizi，zanmenjiulihun！”
errenzhengzaizhengchaozhe，turanjian，menkouchuanlaiqiaomensheng。
yuanlaishixiaozhangfenghuilaile。
xiaozhangfengyihuilai，bianhandao：“luoxue，luoxue......”
tazhunbei，helinluoxueshuoguanyu‘tangrenyaoye’deshiqing。
raner，quebingmeiyourenhuiying。
“biehanle，xiaozhangfeng，douguainizheigechusheng，doushinihaileluoxue！”cishi，neilinjiangming，chaoxiaozhangfenghouleyiju。
xiaozhangfengtingdaozheihua，lianseshunjiandabian，shunjian，jiudaolelinjiangmingdeshenbian。
ranhou，tashenchushou，yibajiuzhuta，hewendao：“luoxuezenmele？”
neiyikedexiaozhangfeng，shuangyanbaodeng，liansebingleng，shenshangsanfachuwujindehanyi。
jibianshijiuyouzhongdemo，yemeiyoucikedetazheimekepa。
jiechudaoneimeyishuangyanmou，linjiangminghedegandandouyaopolie。
tasesefadou，zhanshengshuodao：“linyaozushuo…shuoluoxuexianzai，zhengzaipei…peineizhangjingli，erqie，tamenhaiyao，paishipin，fadaowangshangqu。”
“shenme！”cihuayichu，xiaozhangfengnuhuotaotian：“zaina？tamenzaina？”
“aichao…jiudian。”linjiangmingduanduanxuxudeshuodao。
ertazheihuayichu，bianfaxian，zijibeixiaozhangfengjirenglechuqu。
zhiyuxiaozhangfeng，yijingbujianlezongying。
xiaozhangfengconglinjia，yizuikuaidesudu，qianwang‘aichaojiudian’。
lushang，tahaidaleyigedianhuachuqu。
“junshi，jiwodaishangsanqianzhanshi，qianlai‘aichaojiudian’yitang！”
“......”
yucitongshi，zijiyizuikuaidesudu，ganwangaichaojiudian。
“嗖嗖嗖嗖~~~”
zhihualejifenzhong，biandidaleaichaojiudian。
“xiansheng，ninhao，qingwen，ninyouyudingbaoxiangma？”qiantaixiaojie，kaikouwendao。
xiaozhangfengzhijiezhuazhuta，hewendao：“wowenni，tangrenyaoyezhaoshangjinglizhangqiangdebaoxiang，shinage？”
“zhei......”neiqiantaixiaojiehuangzhangdao：“xiansheng，buhaoyisi，womenbunengqingyitouloukerendeyinsi。”
“kuaishuo，buranwoshaleni！”neiyike，xiaozhangfengyouxiefengkuangle。
neiqiantaixiaojiehehuaile，buganzaiyinmanle：“tazai…6haobaoxiang。”
xiaozhangfenglikefangxianeiqiantaixiaojie，ganwang6haobaoxiang。
6号包厢中。
cishi，linluoxueyijinghexialeneibeiyinliao。
hexialequyihou，meiyouduojiu，tabianganjuetouyouxieyunyunchenchen。
“luoxue，niganjuezenmeyang？”pangbiandeguimizhangyan，kaikouwendao。
“wo…wojuedeshentihaore、haokun。zhangyan，woyaohuiqule。”cishi，linluoxuelianhonghongde，dishengdao。
“linluoxue，nipashihuibuqule。”zhangyanshuangshoubaoxiong，chushengshuodao。
cishi，linluoxueturanfanyingleguolai。
zijideshentihuiyouzheiqiguaidefanying，shiyinweineibeiyinliao。
“neiyinliao，youwenti。”linluoxueliansecanbaidao。
“hehe，shia，dequeyouwenti。”zhangyanzhijiechengrenle，meiyouzaiyanxile。
“zhangyan，ni…nihaiwo。niweishenmeyaozheimezuo？”linluoxuezhanshengdao，yinweiyaoxiaodezuoyong，tashuohua，doubutaiqingchu。
“dangranshiyinweiqian，gaosuni，linyaozulinshao，jilewowuqiankuaiqian。rangwozainideyinliaolixiayao。”zhangyansongjian，suiyideshuodao。
“wuqiankuaijiuchumailewo？”linluoxueneixinbeiai，tameixiangdao，tanazhangyandangguimi，danghaopengyou。
keshi，zheisuoweidehaopengyou，juranyinweiwuqiankuai，jiuchumaileta。
yuanlai，tamenzhijiandeyouyi，zheimelianjia！
neiyike，linluoxuejuedezhendexialeyan。
“zhangyan，women…womenyihoubuzaishipengyou！”linluoxueyaozheyadao，zheiyike，taweiyidepengyou，yemeile。
“hahaha…linluoxue，nikezhenshikandeqiziji。woshenmeshihou，shuoguozijishinidepengyoule？”zhangyanpiezui。
erlingwaiyibian，neigezhangqiang，yiliandangyidechaolinluoxuezoulai。
“heihei，wotingnitanggeshuo，nisuiranjialewunian，keshi，laogongquezaixinhundangtianxiaoshile，rangnishoulewunianhuogua，neiwokeshijiandaodabianyile。”
neizhangqiang，shenchushuangshou，chengzhuazhuang，chaolinluoxueyibuyibuzoulai。
linluoxuelianlianhoutui，xiangyaopao：“bie，nibieguolai，nibieguolai。”
“hahaha…”zhangqiangdaxiaozhe，“nipaobudiaode。。”
shuozhe，haiyongyanse，zhishizhezhangyan，rangzhanzailinluoxueshenbiandezhangyan，zhuazhulinluoxue，bierangtapaodiao。
zhangyanshenchushou，yibajiuzhulinluoxuedetoufa：“luoxue，paoshapaoa。tinghua，quhaohaodefushizhangjingli。niyaoshipaole，woneiwuqiankuai，jiuyaopaotangle。”
“wokeshi，haiyaoyongneiwuqiankuai，maiyigexindeshoujini。”
林落雪绝望。
erzaineiyike，tadenaohaili，turanjian，fuxianchuleyigerendemianrong。
“xiaozhangfeng，nineitianbushihewoshuo，yaobaohuwoma？yaorangneixie，rangwokuderen，quanjiadaizhebaimaozi，peiwoyiqikuma！”
“xiaozhangfeng，nizaina？kuailaibaohuwo，youren…yourenqifuwoa！！！！！”
“轰~~~~~~”
fangruotingdaotaxinzhongdehuhan，baoxiangdemen，beirenyijiaochuaifei。
jiezhe，yigeren，chuxianzailetademianqian。
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