龙国。
魔都电视总台。
daxingzhiboguanchaleijiemu《wodemamashichaoren》jiemuzuyanboting。
zhibojianliyijingyouershiwanguanzhongshimuyidai。
suizhedaoyanyishenglingxia，jiemuzhengshikaibo。
zhuchirenmengfeizhanzaitaishang，jieshaolejiemuguize。
“suizherenmenyuelaiyuezhongshiwadejiaoyu，yechuxianlehenduoyuerdaiwadezhengyi。”
“erzuoweidaiwadezhulijun——mama，jiaoyuhaizishijianshizuiduode，xianzaiwomensuijichouquleyiming80hou，yiming90houheyiming00houdebaoma，jinrushenghuoliguanchabutongnianlingjieduandaiwadefangshi，jinyibudexuexihefansi。”
“meiweiguanzhongmeitiandouyouyicitoupiaoquan。”
“daojiemujieshushi，piaoshuzuigaodejiatinghuihuodejiemuzujianglidewubaiwanjiaoyujijin。”
“haiyouhuodepinpaidaiyandeyaoyuehezuo。”
“xiamian，jiugenzhewomendejingtouyiqijinrusangejiatingba！”
刷！
jingtouqiehuan，laileyigesihuadezhuanchang，jiujidaolediyigejiating。
huamianlishiyijianshufang，muzhisuoji，yizhengmianqiangdeshujiashang，buguanshiguoneihaishiguowaidemingzhuyingyoujinyou。
suijichuanchulelanglangdedushusheng。
“kutenglaoshuhunya，xiaoqiaoliushuirenjia，gudaoxifengshouma~”
yiweichuanzhejingzhide80houbaomazhanzaipangbian，shoushizhezhuoshangdeshuben。
镜头切到书桌上~
《yingyuqimeng》，《100yineijiajianfa》，《siweilianxi》，《yinianjiyuwenshangce》~~
shunjianjiuyinfaledanmukuangchao。
【wakao！yizaojiukaishibeigushi，xianzai5suidexiaopengyoujiuzheimejuanlema？caiyoueryuanjiukaishikanxiaoxuedeshule，shibaishehaishidoukanguoa！】
【hahaha，youmeiyouyizhongkeneng，tazhidaojintianyaoshangjiemu，zhuanmenmaideneixieshudangbaishe，bijingwojia5suidehaizihaizaichishouzhitouni！】
【he，nizuobudaobierenjiuzuobudaoma？yikanzheimamajiushijingyingfenzi，zheijiaotiqianjiaoyu，zaokaishijiushiyingzaileqipaoxianshang！】
【buguanzhenjia，zheigemamayichuchangwojiuganjuejiaoyulinianzheimexianqian，wowusuiyidaoshidourenbuquan，jintiandepiao，wobidingjita！】
diyizuchuchangdemamahehaizi，jiuyinqileguanzhongdeqianglietaolun，jinjiezhehuamianlaidaoledierzujiating。
jingtoulichuxianleyigezhangderouhuhudexiaonanhai，zhengqiaozheshuangtui，zuozaishafashangwanmofang。
“haole，chaochao，biewanle，kuaibangmamashoushiwanju。”
90houmamashenshouqulaerzi，quebeierziyishoudadiao。
“dengyihuier，wohaimeiwanwanni。”
sheizhidao，mamayidianmeiyoushengqi，chongnidixiaoxiao。
“haohaohao，neinikuaidian，womendaihuihaiyaoqushangyoueryuanni。”
zheigejudong，querangzhibojiandeguanzhongdashangledanmu。
【woqu，kanlaizheigexiaojiahuo，zaijialishigexiaohuangdiya。】
【bubangmamashoushiwanju，haidadiaomamadeshou，zheishibushitaibulimaole。】
【xiaohaima，zhuzhongdejiushiwan，tajianchiyaowanwan，shuomingtazuoshiyoushiyouzhong，weizijixihuandedongxijianchi，youshenmebudui！】
【loushangdeshuodedui，woganjuezheihenzhenshi~】
jiexialai，huamianzaiciyizhuan。
00houmamachuxianzailezhibohuamianzhong。
只是~
00houmamadezhenglianhaimeichuxian，naishengnaiqijiazhexiesidilidekushengjiuxiangchelezhenggezhibojian。
瞬间。
danmuwanquanbeiwenhaozhanling。
“？？？？”
“shaqingkuang？yidazaoshangjiukaishizouhaizile？”
“buzhidaoa，jiazhangkuaihonghongnijiawa，doukuaikupoyinle。”
镜头拉近~
“mama，wojiaoteng，nibeibeiwo！”
“nimeishiba！nizabubeinimawoya！”
dongsiyushuangshouhuanxiong，jugaolinxiadekanzhe，fendiaoyuzhuodexiaoluolitangzaidishang。
“beiwoma！beiwoma！”
xiaoluolibutingzaidishanggunguolaigunguoqu，youshiyibodiqishizudekusheng。
poyouyizhongbudamude，shibubaxiudeqishi。
dongsiyudandanchelechezuijiao：“xing，nixianggenwohaoshiba！”
“来吧！”
tapantuijiuzuozaidishang，nachushoujidakaiyouxijiemian，xiandayijuwangzhe，zailaibeinaicha！
谁怕谁！
xiaoyang，nicaidangniziduoshaonian，nengbideshangdangleershiduoniannizidewo！
fanzhengtabangdinglexitong，zhengchangdaiwayidianbodongdoumeiyou，neijiushishiqitadefangshi。
meicuo，tashigechuanyuezhe。
tayizhouqiancaichuanyuedaozheigepingxingshijie。
haiyouleyigewusuishangdabandenver——duole。
dongsiyushangyishicusiqianliannanrendeshoudoumeiqianguo，youzenmehuidaiwa？
haiyaozhibokantazenmedaiwa，zheibushiweinanrenma？
tapiaoleyiyanyuekuyuedaijingerdexiaohai，buyoudezhoulexiameitou。
也就在这时。
tadenaohailihuranxiangqileyidaojixiesheng。
【ding~jiancedaosuzhuduidaiwabailan，duizhouweirenchanshengyingxiang，chanshengle20dianqingxuzhi！】
【dangqianzongqingxuzhi20dian，keyongqingxuzhi20dian。】
嗯？
dongsiyuzuijiaoyangqiyimobuyichajuedexiao。
suijiyouxiangqilaixitongdeshiyongfangfa。
【qingxushoujixitong：tongguoteshudedaiwafangshiduizhouweirenchanshengyingxiang，shouhuoqingxuzhi，keliyongqingxuzhizaixitongshangchengliduihuanshangpin。】
tachakanleyixiashangchenglideshangpin，xiaowujiandaodajianshangpinyingyoujinyou，linlangmanmu。
haiyouyixieteshudejineng，henrangrenxindong。
dantayikanjiage，zuididouyao5wanqingxuzhicainengduihuan。
xitongnizenmebuquqianga？！
tabenlaibuqingyuancanjiajiemude，buhuidaiwademazheibushishangganzhezhaoaimama？
danshiyaodadaoshangchengduihuandeqingxuzhishizaishitaigaole。
yaoxiangxunsudejileiqingxuzhi，duihuanshangpin，huodegenghaodeshenghuotiaojian，zheizhibojiemuhaizhenshiyigehenhaodetujing。
zheibu，yilaijiujileile20dianqingxuzhi，kebitachuanguolaiyizhoudouqiang。
buhuidaiwazenmele，buleyidaiwazenmele，takebuxiangsuizhedazhongcongxiaojiukaishijiwa。
jiranbailanyekeyiyinqigengduodeguanzhu，dedaoqingxuzhi，neijiushuomingzheitiaolukexing。
taihaole，shenweiyigecongxiaojuanshengzuihouhaibeijuanside00hou，bailanhaibuhuile。
妥妥的无师自通！
yishengsixinliefeidekusheng，yixiajiangtadesixulalehuilai。
tazhishishouzhidunleyixia，youtourudaojiliedezhankuangli。
wanquanbunengyingxiangtanarentoudesudu，zhankuangyuelaiyuejilie，shenzhidoutingbujiankusheng。
yidayixiaodeliangrenjixuduizhizhe。
观众：？？
专家：？？？
lianyixiangyilengjingzichidemengfeidourenbuzhuzhoumei。
【shaqingkuang？haizishualai，zheidangmadebuhongjiusuanle，haizijiwanqileyouxi。】
【pu！hahaha！zhei00houdangmahaizhenshibuantaoluchupaia！】
【wudile，nidaoshizhuajinshijianbahaizihongbukua，kanderenzhenzheji。】
【kanba，wojiuzhidao，sanrenxingbiyouwoshi，kesanrenxing，yebidingyouyigefanmianjiaocai。】
【nikuguiniku，ninaoguininao，yipanwangzhedadehehexiao，sheirangnizheimedangmade！】
【hahaha，xiaoyuele，zheijiushisuoweidebuguanhaizisihuozhiguanzijikuaihuo。】
jingtouqiehuidaoyanbodatingli，zhuchirenmengfeiduizhezhibojingtoushuodao：
“sanweijiatingdejibenqingkuangdajiadouyouyigechubuyinxiangle，jiexialaigeweiguanzhongkeyijinxingtoupiao。”
“toupiaoshijianshifenzhong，jishikaishi！”