“sisi，zhiyaonipeidongdaochigefan，tajiurangwozuo《fuyunyouni》denanyihao。nineimeaiwo，yidinghuibangwodeduibudui？”
“sisi，jiuyiwanshangshijian，wojiukeyiqianchengnanyihaole，dengqianxialai，wodainiquhaibianzouzou，nibushixiangchiboshidundalongxiama？zanmenchigegou！”
别吵……
“laia，tangxiaojie，zailaiheyibei……zhenguai，zeze，zheipifuzhenhao……zuile？zou，wofunihuifanglixiuxi。”
“bieji，woxigezao，zaijiaojigeren，denghuirangnishuangsi！”
别吵！
什么男一号？
什么《浮云有你》？
什么醉了？
什么爽死？！
tangsisitoutongyulie，youganjuehunshenmeili，jiuxiangshifalegaoshaotuolideneizhong。
naozihentong，yizhiwengwengzuoxiang……taroulerouyanjing，yingruyanliandeshianhuangdeliulidengzhan，ererbianzeshiyipangdexizaoshuisheng。
diyifanying，tajianchaleyixiaziji，zijidebojingshangguazheyitiaoduijiexianglian，shangyidelianggekouzibeijiekai——tamashangzhongxinkouhao。
不对，等等——
tangsisikandaoledishangnanrentuodiaodeyifu，yijichuangtoujushangfangzhedeyigegongzuozheng——daoyan：dongbiao。
董标？
tazhuaqilaikanzheneigongzuozheng，naozilituranxiangshibeileipiguo！
xianqiantanaozilimaochudeneijijuhua，yijidongbiaozheigedaoyan，buzhengshizuijintakandeneibenyulequanxiaoshuo《woshinvwang》detaiciheneirongma？
《woshinvwang》xiedeshizaiyingshijienulideshanliangnvzhuouranjianjiuleyigebeinanpengyouchumaijidaoyandekuqingnvpei，shubuzhikunannvpeijingranshimougejituanliuluozaiwaidedaxiaojie，yushiniubijituanhekunannvpeikaishiduinvzhubaoen。
kuqingnvpeishedingweijiqishengmudebeijujiaose，qianqibeiqianglehouzhijiefengdian，zainvzhuxuyaodeshihouyoubeizhihaolelaibangzhunvzhu，houqigengshiweilechentuonvzhuyongganhebaoen，zuozhexiekuqingnvpeibeiqiannanyouheneigeqiangjtadedaoyanjibangjia、sipiao……
tangsisikanzhehezijitongmingdekuqingnvpei，zhijiezaishupingqutucaojiranshiniubijituandedaxiaojie，dingtoubageniubigegehesanjinyingdilinjiagege，zenmejiumeilaidejiwanjiuyixiazheikuqingnvpei？
dangbaishejiubuyaoxiezheiyangdeshedinga，zuozhenaozini？
manzhe！neiju“sisi，zhiyaonipeidongdaochigefan”shizhananzhuhaoliangduikuqingnvpeitangsisishuodeyijuhua，ranhoubeidongbiaohejigenanrenxiewan，congcikaiqikuqingnvpeidekunanzhilv……
ertabojingshangdeduijiexianglian，shitamuqinliujitadeweiyixinwu，shirihourenhuiniejiadeguanjianwupin！
“我是唐思思？！”
houzhihoujuedetangsisifanyingguolai，tachuanjinshulichengweikunannvpeile！
xiangtayigepingdanwuqidehuajuyanyuan，yuanyiweigenzhejuzupaopaoxunyan、pingpingfanfanjiuduguoyibeizi，shuileyijuezhihoujiubianchengzheishuzhongzhipianrenle！
meidengtaduoxiaohua，tangsisitingdaoyushiyouniusuodeshengyin！
tajingkongkanguoqu，yibuxiaoxin，zhijiedicongchuangshanggunxialai，shuaidaopigu，daoshitengdetangsisinaoziliqingxinglebushao。
tangsisitaitou，qiahaokandaochuangtoujushangdeyanhuigang，tamashangnadaoshouzhong，ranhouzangdaoyijuhoumian。
dizhonghai、pijiudu，younizhongniannanbiaopeicongyushizhongzouchulai，taxiabanshenzhiweizheyitiaomaojin，“……ng，dui，zheinvrenhenbucuodeyangzi，rangdajialaiwanwan，meirenzaihude，wanbusijiuxing。”
tangsisishunjiannuhuoshangsheng，nanguaiyuanzhuhuifeng，yinweihoumianhaiyougengjingbaode！
tazhuajinleshouzhongdeyanhuigang，denghuijiuyongzheidongxizadaotabanshenbusui！
dongbiaogualedianhua，laidaowoshi，faxianchuangshangdenvrenbujianle，tadunshizuoyouchakan，“tangxiaojie？tangxiaojie？”
tangsisikanzheneitouzhuyishendefeirouyizhanyizhan，yonglehendadeyizhilicairenzhutudechongdong，tadingzhunleneidizhonghaihounaoshao，guoduanyigeyanhuigangzaxiaqu！
menhengyisheng，dongbiaobaiyanyifan，shenziyiruan，daozaidishang。
tangsisishuleyikouqi，yongjiaotileti，kantabudongdanzhihou，caijiangyanhuigangrengzaiyipang，tongshitafaxian，dishangkaishiyouyitanxueji……
“sile？”tangsisixintouyichou。
dansuijixiangxiang，bushitafengjiushitasi，neizheigegounanrensiquba！anzhaojuqingsheding，neigeniubijituanzhengzaimimixunzhaotazheigeliuluozaiwaidedaxiaojie，bingqiehenkuaijiuhuizhaodao，suoyi，ruguoshalezheidaoyan，jiurangdingtouneibagegegequkang！
xianzaizhongyaodeshiyaotaochuqu！
yinweidongbiaohaidadianhuarangrenlaizheili！
tangsisijiangmenningkai，meixiangdaokandaozhanzaimenkoudenanren。
zhuhaoliang——yuanzhudenanpengyou，jiangtasongdaodongbiaochuangshang、haitafengdiao、haisitadezhanan！
“sisi？ni，nizenmechulaile？nimeizui？”zhuhaoliangyanlishanguojifenjingya，buduia，mingmingyijingzaitadejiulifangleyao，anzhaodaoliyinggaibushengrenshide。
tayuanbendasuandengzhedongbiaowanshile，jiuzaimenkouduzhu，ranhouxiangdongbiaotaoyaonanyihao，danmeixiangdaochulaideshitangsisi！
zhuhaoliangyaowangtaofanglikan，tangsisixiangdoubuxiang，yibazhangzhijieshanguoqu，“pa”deyisheng，tongshi，jiangfangmenjiguanshang！
zheiyibazhangkebazhuhaoliangjidamengle，yinxianglitangsisishifennuoruotinghua，zhiyaoshuojijuhaohuahongyihong，jiushenmeshidoukenweitazuo，danxianzaijingranganduitadongshou？
tawuzhezijibeidadelian，“ni……”
“fenshou！”tangsisihenbudezhijieshalezheigezhanan，naihetaganjuedaoshenshanghenre，taxuyaopaogelengshuizao。
tazhuanshenjiuwangjiudianwaipao。
“nibunengzou！”zhuhaoliangfanyingguolai，mengzhuitangsisi，lazhutadeshou，“sisi！womenshuohaole，nizhixuyaopeidongdaoyiwanjiuxing，weilewomenweilaideshenghuo……”
“weinima！gunniyadejiangwosongdaobierenchuangshanghaiyoulianshuo‘women’lianggezi？xiangmaipigunijinguanqu！biecheshangwo！”
tangsisimawanzhihou，taishouduizhezhuhaoliangmengdida，jiutoufa、zhualian、qiabozi，shenmeshouduandouyongshang，tongshi，zuilidahan，“lairena，jiuming，jiuming！yourenyaodajiea！”
zhuhaoliangjinglenglebanshang，tahetangsisixiangchuwunianduo，zhidaotashiwenroukeai、shuohuadoubuhuidashengdenvhaizi，meixiangdaojintianyikaikouxiangfengleyiyangmata。
“nifengshenme？wodoushiweilewomenhao，weileniwodeqiantu！nizhiqianhai……”
“woshuozuihouyici，fangshou！”tangsisiyaoya，henbudezhijiechuaifeizheigegounanren，duizhetadelianmengdizhua。
zhuhaoliangjile，gubulelianshangbeizhuahua，zhuaizhetangsisibukenfangshou，pinmingdiwangdongbiaoneigetaojiandai，yuqibaozao，xiongxiangbilu，“wogaosuni，nizuihaoguaiguaipeihe！buran，woyoudeshishouduanduifuni！”
“shouduannidama！woxiannongsini！”tangsisidahanqilai，zhuazhetaneijiwotoumengdijiu，yitaijiao，xigaiwangtaxiapanyiding！
“e——”yishengqilijiaohan，yucitongshi，ganghaoduimiansvipfangkacayisheng，menkaile。
chumenderenhaimeilaidejidaishangkouzhao，cishi，neizhangrenshengongfendeshuailianzhengedikanzhetangsisitamen。