fujinjigexiaoqusheijiayoujiuyifudouwangwomazheiersong。
womabulunbuliao，quandou15yuanyijianshouhuiqu，ranhouzaihewaipoyiqicaijianchengheshidechicunsongjishanqudehaizi。
zuijinwoxiujiazaijiajiuhemamayiqiqushouyifu。
womagenzhiqianyiyangzaishouyiqunlifaxiaoxi，ranhoudaizhetuichezaizhidingdidiandengtamen。
meiyihuierjiuyourenlaile，womalehehedizhunbeishouyifu。
kemeichengxiang，daitoudelinjudayilinyueyiliannuqi，zoudaogenqianduiwomayidunma：「zhangqin，nizenmehaiyoulianshouyifuni！jiunigandeneixiequedeshidangwomenbuzhidaodema？」
我和我妈一头雾水。
danwolimajiangwomahuzaishenhou，chonglinyuehoudao：「womaganshenmequedeshile，nidaoshishuoqingchua！」
laisongyifuderenyuelaiyueduo，shenzhiguoluderendoutingxiakanrenao。
linyueluqixiuzi，shuangshouchayao，yiliandebuhaore。
「wowenni，nichulemeijianyifushou15yuanwai，nihaichuguoqitafeiyongma？」
womayiwuyishidihuida：「woshouhuiyifuhoudoushihejialirenxiyifucaijianyifude，ranhourangwodidikaichesongdaoshanqu，zheiyoushenmewentima？woyoumeizhuanmaiyifushenmede！」
linyuejianzhayixiao：「zheilimianwentikedale！nishimeizhuanmaiyifu，danniquezailiyongdajia，bieyiweiwobuzhidaonizaizhizaohuatidangwanghong！」
shuoba，jiutaochushoujidakaiwomadeshejiaozhanghao。
「dajiakuailaikankan，zhangqindezhanghaoxianzaidouyou100duowanfensile！tasuibianfayitiaoshipindouyoujishiwandedianzan，yitiaoshipindeshourujiushiwomenzheixierenyigeyuedeshourule！ertaquehaizhihua15yuanyijianshouyifu，shisheibatapengchengwanghongde？shiwomena！meiyouwomenjitajiuyifutanengzuozheigewanghongma？」
womadeshejiaozhanghaojiaozuo「songyifudedayi」，qichuwomazhishixiangjiluxiashenghuo，meixiangdaoyiyezhijianjingranhuole，wangyoudouzaikuawomarenmeixinshan。
womayequeshikaofashipinzhuanledianqian，dangenbenmeilinyueshuodeneimekuazhang。
zuijinzuozimeitideyuelaiyueduo，shipindianzandanjiashaodekelian，zhuandeqianquandoubutiejiwojiusongyifuqushanqudeyoufeile。
womajieshidao：「woshifashipindanzhishixunchangjilueryi，neixieshipingenbenzhuanbulejigeqian。wohuijiaxiyifuxiaodushenmedenandaobuhuadianfeima？wodikaichesongdaoshanqubuhuayouqianma？zuoshanshiyeshiyaobenqiande。」
yigedaniangdiantoufuhedao：「renjiazhangqinshuodemeicuo，zheixiedoushixuyaochengbende，tafashipinzhuandianqianyeqingyoukeyuan。」
jigedayiyefenfendiantou：「shuodeyoudaoli。erqie15yuanyijianhuishouyifububianyile，wokanzhiqianyourenshouguoyifudoushianjinshoude。」
linyueshunjianchekailesangzi：「nimenzheiqunshazibeizhangqinliyongle，zenmehaizaibangtashuohuani？tayitiaoshipinzhuandeqianshao，dantajiaqilaibujiuzhuandeduolema？tazhidingdeshipindoupo200wandianzanle，yigezan1maoqiantayezhuanle20wanle！」
「neikeshi20wana！yigejiating2niandouzhuanbulezheimeduo，tazhangqinsuisuibianbianfayitiaoshipinjiunengzhuanzheimeduoqian，nimenzenmehaizaititashuohuani？」
gangcaitiwomashuohuadedaniangyoudiandongyaole：「xianzailushipinzheimezhuanqianni！neizhangqinqibushizhuanlebushao？」
我妈的脸瞬间惨白。