[citongkoudaishuimu」shiwobannianqiandawangzheshirenshide。
yushangtadeneiba，woyishoulunayongdeshichushenruhua。
但奈何一打九。
womenduilijianzhishicainiaoyizhanchulaide！
meiyigedoubimtuanwaimaisongdekuai。
danneibanengyingqueshikuile「citongkoudaishuimu」，tayizhisongdetongshiyezaiyizhitouta，zuihouwomensigebeiquadrakillshi，tatouleduimiandejia。
neibajieshuhou，tabuduandetianjiawodehaoyou，bianzhehuayangdichuipengwo，woneihuigangzuodailian，meikehu，xiangzhetazheimechongbaiwo，yinggainengjiwodaidiankehu，jiusongkoudayingle。
wolianggeyousuotu，jiuxianghujialehaoyou，buguowoyongdeshidaidajiedandeqq，zhiyutayongdedahaohaishixiaohao，womeizhuyi，fanzhengyigewangyoueryi。
[wuloudelibaixingbuxing，fageshenglv]
jinruxuanyingxiongjiemianhou，yiloukanwobuweixuanlelibaihou，wenlezheimeyiju。
wopieleyanmiaoxuanyaodeyilou，woxiaole，zhijiekailequanduiwenta：wobuxing，neinilaidaye？j
yaobeiwoduidewuyanyidui，zheishihouxuanleyasedeerlouquefenmodengchangle。
yase：[nvde？nishinvdenibuzaoshuo！]
yase：「wowandaye。」
yase：「biepayaomei，genzhewo，wobaohuni。]
yao：「ngng，wotanghaole，xiexieyasegege。]
wobeizheiliangrenyiduncaozuozhenghutule，woshibushi「nvde]genwohuibuhui「daye]，youshenmebirandelianxima？
danyasekanwoxuandinglibaihou，youlaileju。
yase：[wulou，nizenmehaishixuanlibaile？]
yase：「suanle，niweisuodiandanghunzijiuxing。」
我猥琐点？？？
womeizailihuizheiyige[cha]genyige「gou]，quezhuyidaole「citongkoudaishuimu]defanying。
tadezhuangtaicong「bimai]bianchengle[kaimai]，danbuguopiankeyoubianhuile「bimai]，genzheyoudianle[kaimai]，youbianhui「bimai]，rucifanfulehenduoci，queyijuhuameijiang，buxiangzhiqianneiyangweihuwole。
kanzhetadebianhua，wocaihouzhihoujuezijijintianyinweijiangjin，naozibutaihaoshidiwangledaiermaibianshengqi，liangeyasedouzhidaozaiwoheyaozhijianxuanshei，「citongkoudaishuimu]tingdaowodezhenshishengyinhou，yinggaiyeshiwangleba。
呵，现实的狗男人！