第2章

姜满怒气十足:

“taneigezhunaozi,yaoshimeirencuanduo,tanengxiangqilai?laosan,zhiyouniyinhuaiyinhuaide,nikeshitaqindia。”

姜满更加咬牙切齿。

nazhesaobajiukaishi“bangbangbang~”

zhaolaoer:wo?zhunaozi?

laosan,zhaosanfu:“……niang~”

他真不该啊。

“womeiyou。”laosanbianjie。

姜满呵呵:

“bieyiweiwolaole,yanxiaerlong,gaosunimen,laoniangxingenmingjingside,sheixiangfenjia,sheibuxiangfenjia,laoniangwobisheidouqingchu。”

大话而已。

laosan…laosanweishaxiangfenjiaa?

姜满想不明白。

genqitajigexiongdixiangbi,tamendouyouerzibangshen,yezuikanzhongtianchan,kelaosanbuyiyang,yixiazilai4genver,pingshizaijialixianyunyeheside,genbenbuzaihufenjiabufenjia。

keshixianzai,laoertifenjiashilaosancuanduode。

没鬼才怪。

jiangmanxiangbumingbai,suoxingxianbuxiang。

laosanyebeidadekudejijiwaiwai,tazhenfule,tabujiuzaiergegenqianshuoleyijuhuama:

tameierzitabuzaiyi,fanzhengdengyihouneitiandiyemeitadefener,keshiergebuyiyang,ergeshijialierzizuiduoderen,yixiaziyousangeer,tiandixianzaishaoshangyimu,jianglaiergedeneisangehaizijiushaochiyikoufan,shuobudinghaiqubushangqin,youqishiruimu,jinnian16leba,dagejiaderuijin16deshihoudoubaoshangwale,ruimuyousha?

fanzhengjiushizheimeyijuhua,ergezhijiechongfengxianzhen。

dantazheihuadoushibeidilishuodea,laotaitaishizenmezhidaode?

huashizaihouyuanlashidexiaoyuanbaolouchulaide。

姜满有原身的记忆。

“gaosunimen,zheigejiazhiyaoyouwozai,jiujueduibunengfen。”

“sheiyaoshizairangwotingyijufenjiadehua,xinbuxinwodaduantadetui?”

jiangmannuhouyisheng,yucitongshisaobayouzhongzhongdeluozailaosandebeishang:

“啊!”

杀猪叫的声音传来。

老三萎了。

老二自在了。

爽。

jiushuozheiyidundabugaizhiaizaitayigerenshenshang。

jiangmandawanyoukanxianglaowu:

yuanshenyigong7geerzi,laoda、laoer、laosan、laosidouyijingquqinshengzi,gengshenzhilaodadoudangyeyele。

laowugenlaodajiaderuijinyibanda,doushi18sui,ruijindoubaoliangwale,laowuhaimeiquxifu。

“wozhidaonixinlikendingyouyuan,danlaowu,zheishierzongdeyouxianlaihoudao,ruijinsuirangenniyibanda,dantaqingkuangbuyiyang,ruijinxifudangchuniangkuaibuzaile,zaibuchengqin,jiudedengsannian,zongbunengtuochenglaoguniang。”

“nineibiangenbenmeidingshangqinshi,zheiyilaiyiqude,jiucuotuole。”

“danninengshuo,niangjiubuguaxinnidehunshi?niangtiantiandouzaibeiwolimoyanleia。”jiangmanshuowan,doudongqingdehongleyanquan。

laowugandongdeyixiazibaozhulejiangmandedatui:“niang,wozhidaowozhidao,womeineimexiangchengqin,wo,woyebuji。”

不急是不可能的。

dantabunengkanlaotaitaishangxin。

laotaitaishiduoyaoqiangdeyigeren,juranweiletaduozaibeiwoliku。

娘真疼他。

yihoutazijizhuanqianquxifusuanle。

“ai!”jiangmanmoganyanjing,xingkuiganggang**leyixiadatui。

看满院子里的人:

“wozhidaoweilegonglaoliudushu,nimenduoshaoyoudianyuanqi。”

“dannimendexiangxinlaoliu,laoliumingnianjiuyaokaoxiucaileba?zheishizuihouyinian,nimenzongdejitayigejihui。”

“zaizenmenan,zanmenyijiaziyaoyaoyayedetingguoqu。”

“daoshihou,laoliubuhuiwangjinimendedaendade。”

“tafeihuangtengdale,nandaohainengwanglenimen?”

“duiba,laoliu?”jiangmanshuowanyouyincecedekanlelaoliuyiyan。

conglaodadaolaowu,doujiaodafu、erfu……wufu。

daolelaoliulaoqideshihou,wufuyijingjimanle,biangaichengqitademingzi。

suoyitamendemingzigendajiabuyiyang,laoliujiaojindou,laoqijiaoyuanbao。

zhibuguolaoliudaodiduleshu,mingziyougewaidebuyiyang。

tadushudeshihou,sishulideshifujuedezheigemingzitaisuqi,youjigaileming,xianzaijiaojinheng。

jinhengjinheng,jinyiyushizhangzhongbao,yitingjiugenqitarenbuyiyang。

yequeshibuyiyang,zheigezisiwanyi。

tajiubuxin,laoliuzheimeconghui,kanbuchujialidezhuozhoujianjin,kejishizheiyangtayewudongyuzhong,xinanlidedechuanzhezijidezhanggua,duzheshu,nongmangshijieyebujiantatuoxiazhangguaguo。

tadudeshiquanjiarendexinxuea。

jiumeiyouyidingdiandedongyao?

zhaojinhengbeijiangmandianming,keyiyaxiaxinlineisiguaiyidiantou:“niangshuodedui,wobuhuiwangjigegedidi、haiyousaozi、zhizizhinvduiwodebangchen,dengwogaozhongdingshibeibaibeidebuchangdajia。”

娘今天怎么了?

juranmeititayazhuxiongdimen,haizhuanmenrangtashuochuchengnuo。

zhiqianniangkebuzhiyicideshuoguotamenzheiqunnituizi,jiusuanyihoutagaozhong,yebuhuirangzheiqunnituizidaqiufeng。

youqishi:niangganggangshuoguo“zheishizuihouyinian”。

niangzheishizaianshitazhigongzuihouyinianle?

娘怎么了?

变了?

jiangmanhehe,zaibubian,zheijiarenhainengyadezhuma?

“xianzainikongkoubaiyade,shuozheixiechengnuogujidajiahuoyebuxiangxin,zheiyangbalaoliu~”

姜满盘算了一下:

“zhiqiannidushumaideneixiedijiusuanle,danshizuogede,liangmudi,doushishanghaodeliangtian,yimudiliuliangyinzi,liangmudiyigong12liang,zheiyangba,nidageqiantiao,jiushuonihenianheyueqian,henianheyuegui?qianshangnidedaming,anshangnideshouyin,qiantiaowobaoguan,yesuanjinixiongdisaozimenyigejiaodai。”

“……”

jiangmanyijuhuashuowan,jihumanyuanjijing。

老太太今天怎么了?

bushuodongshoudarendeshi,zheishiyiqianyeyou,zhibuguodadeqing,jintiangewaidexiongmeng。

jiushuoxianzairanglaoliuxieqiantiao。

老六,写欠条?

zheijigezizuhezaiyiqi,tamenmingmingnengtingdong,danjiushiyouyizhonghuangdandeganjue。

neikeshilaoliua,laotaitaidexinjianzi,xianzailaotaitairanglaoliuxieqiantiao?

shitamenfengle,haishizheigeshijiefengle?

manyuanziliderendoubuxiangxin,huxiangzuoyousikan,doumeigedaan。

老六更是满腹疑惑:

“niang?”tashimeitingqingma?

“zale?rangnixiegeqiantiaoeryi,xianzaihaimeidaoneishihoujiukaishilaizhangle?”

“zhaojinheng,nikeshidushuren,bieyongniduzilideneidianmoshuipianren,zheiqiantiaonibudayededa。”

都喊大名了。

“niang!”laoliudeliandoukuaibiechenglezhuganse,danshidaozuihou:“hao,niang,woxie,woxie!”

他写欠条。