第2章

anshenghuxianchengbeiqusankangrenminyiyuanfuchanke30haochuang

erxifushengleyitianyiye,shengchuyigeqijinbaliangdedapangxiaozi。

“laoqiaojiayougenle!hahaha!wodasunbaolaile!wodeguaisuner,zhangdeduodaipaia!”

yangyuzhenhahadaxiao,gaoxingdipaizhebazhang,zouludoudaifeng。

ganjuerenshengzhongyuyuanmanle!

daerzizaibuduiqulegeqianjinda**jiangwanyi,shengleyatoupianzijiushuoshangleshentibunengzaishengle。

laoliangkouyumenlehaojinian!

xinghaoererzizhengqi,jiehunyinianjiujitabaolegedajinsun!

啊哟喂啊!

我的大金孙啊!

我的宝贝疙瘩蛋啊!

yinweitaileile,yangyuzhenzaijiahubingchuangshangdalegeduner。

zheiyigeduner,youzhangyoukongbu。

tamengdaobeitengdaoguzilidesunziqiaoguliyidaodaizoudechangmian!

“啊!”

杨玉贞吓醒了!

yixiazuoqilai,wuzhefuyousihaidexiongkou,juliechuanxi。

zijimangmangliuliuyaoqiangleyibeizi,haiyiweijiatingmeimanhunyinxingfu,jieguo……

她,这是在哪?

zuoyoukanlekan,jiukandaoxinaidexiaosunnverqiaoshiyuezangdegenzhixiaohaoziside,dunzaineiliyiliandeyinyuzhise。

“woxiaoyueliang!nizheishizenmele?zangdegenzhixiaohuamaoside。”

sansuideqiaoshiyuedunzaidishang,shouzhizaizangxixidedishanghuaquanquan。

tingdaoyangyuzhendehua,yemeiyoutaitou,meiyourenhefanying,tadaxiaojiushigeaojiaodexingzi,yougaolengyoumanre,zuolehaoshishuohuahaibieniu,zheizhongxinggerangtachileyibeizidekui。

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yangyuzhenyibajiangxinaidedasunnverlaodaohuaili,yebuxiantazangdejiuzaitalianshangtiaoleyikuaihainengkandeguoqudedifang,zhongzhongdeqinleyixia。

xiaoroulianshangyanjingmiqilai,zuibazhangkai,luchujingyayoukaixindexiaorong。

yangyuzhenkandaobingchuangshangshuizheererxifu,caishengchan,taileile,shuizhedouzaidahulu.

taozhaiguisunzizuotiancaichusheng!

tayaobaqiaomingzezheigeda**zheyijiaochuaile,bajialideqianyijuan,genzhegebilaowangguohaoriziqule。

laowangquanshendoushijianzirou,yikanjiuzhidaoliqikedale。

tajialegebilaowang,yebuhuibanjia,jiuzaiyuanzilizhuzhe,tadaoyaokankan,meiyouta,meiyoutadekongjian,zhangfuhelaosanjiehunle,erzihexiaosanjiehunle,nengguoshangshenmehaoshenghuo!

fanzhengtayebupaqiaomingzehelaosanduojipin,tamenzaijipinyemeiyoutayangyuzhenjipin。

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zeze!zheishenghuoqieyourenaokekanni。

“wawawa……”taozhaiguisunzikaishihaokubuzhi。

zheihaizidaxiaojiushigaoxuqiubaobao,shentihaicha,zhiyaoyibushuntadexin,zijibieqidounengbaxiaolianbieqing,rangrenkanzhedouhaipa,tebienandai。

yangyuzhenweiledaitazhenshifeijinlexinli。

jieguoguanzibuxiao,feitianchubiedao!

zhangdaleyidianburuyijiuquanguaizaitashenshang。zuihouhaiyidaobatadaizou!

yangyuzhenxianqidekanletayiyan,taozhaiguisunzitouyoujianyouzhang,lianzhangdegengehonglianlaohouziside!

qiaojiajiukoutazuichou!shangbeizizijiyanjinghulenile!

genbenbuxianglita,youpatachaozheerxifu,naleyikuaiqianqinglegehugong,zhaoguhaizijitian。

zhongshenglezhihou,tashibuxianglangfeirenheyidianganqingzaizheigehaizishenshang。

kankanmeiyoutadezhaogu,tazheibeizihainengbunenghuodexiangshangbeizineiyangsiyibadao。

“xiaoyuelianga,nainaidexiaoxingan,nainaidainiquxibalian。”yibajiangshierfudedebaobeisunnverbaozaihuaili。

daxiatiande,daoshuifangnamaojinjisunnverxilelian,saileyikedabaitunaitangzaitazuili。

yangyuzhenlazhesunnverjiuqushangdianjitamaimaimaiqule。

zhiyuzhafuhebaiyanlangerzi,xianzairangtamenzijifachouba。

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zheibeizi,tanengduoduoyuanduoduoyuan,genbenbuxiangguan!

laoqiaojiameiyoutayangyuzhenguanshi。

ha,jiupingzheifuzilianggexiucaizaofan,shiniandouzhinengshigepi!

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三条胡筒。安家

qiaomingzemanliannurongdiduizheerzichizedao:“nizheihaizia,zuoshizenjiurucilumangbuzhixiaoxinni?niqiaoqiaonigandehaoshi,nirangzhenzhenwanghouhairuhezuorenna!”

zuozaichuangbiandeqiaozhongyujinjinyongbaozhehuaizhongdexinshangren,xintengbuyi,zuilibutingdiniantaozhe:“duibuqiya,wodeairen,wodezhenbao……doushiwodecuo,rangnishouweiqule。”

tangzaichuangshangdeyaozhenzhenzaoyiqibuchengsheng,yishuangleimourujuedibanxiongyong,cangbaidexiaolianmeiyousihaoxuese。

tazhandouzheshuangshousisizhuazhuchuangdelingwaiyibianmamaanguafudeshou,shengyingengyandihandao:“ma,wozhendebuxianghuole,wuwuwu……”

baitianbeiniujingzhedeshihou,qiaomingzedangzheneimeduorendemian,bachuluobudaichushui……

neizhongqingkuang,xiangxiangtajiubengkui。

anguafuyishileiliumanmian,shenziwulidiyikaozaizhanzaichuangbiandeqiaomingzeshenshang,chouqizhewen:“laoqiaoa,yanxiakezabancaihaowa?”

jiuzheiyang,sigerenzichengfenghuan,meigerendelianshangdouxiemanleyouchouyujiaolv。

qiaomingzemeitoujinsuo,zhangtanyikouqi:“erxifuerzheicaigangshengchanwan,yaoshizheihuierjiurangtalianglihun,xianranbuheshiyi。erqiezhongyutamakendingyeshibuhuidayingdeya。”

qiaozhongyudunshiqibudayichulai,fenfenbupingdirang:“douguaiwoma!ruobushitafeiyaochaisanwohezhenzhen,youzenhuinaochuzheimeduoshiqinglai!”

“哇呜!”

yuanbenjiushangxinyujuedeyaozhenzhenwenyankushengyufaxiangliangqilai,neibeitongdekushengfangfonengjiangrendexinfeidoujisilieyiban,yankanzhejiuyaoyinguodubeishangerhunjueguoqule。

qiaojiafuzijianzhuanglianmangshangqian,baozhejiaojiaoerhaoshenganfu,youshiqingpaihoubeiyoushiroushengkuanwei。

anguafuyiliandewuzhuyujuewang,xinjirufendidao:“zanmendeganjinxianggefazichulaicaixinga,burandengmingtianzhongyumazhixiaocishi,jueduibuhuiqingyifangguowojiazhenzhende!”

qiaomingzelvezuochensi:“yaobuhaishiyouwoququanquantaba。”

qiaozhongyuquelenghengyisheng,meihaoqidifanbo:“ba,ninyoubushibuqingchu,neigenvrenxianglaimanbujiangli,heshitingguobierendequangaoyo!”

qiaomingzelianseshunjianchenlexialai,nuchidao:“zhukou!shenmejiaoneigenvren,neikeshiniqinmaya!”

qiaozhongyumanliannurongdilengheng:“heng!wocaibuxiangyaoneizhongpolaruhanfuyibandemamani!babaweihebuhewenroushanliangdeanyijiehuna?fandaoquleneigekeedenvrenhuilai,zhenshifansila!”

taqigugudidengzhefuqin,fangfoxinzhongdenuhuosuishidouhuipenyongerchu。

qiaomingzedama:“chouxiaozi,nidongshenme!ruguodangchuwozhengennianyijielehun,neirujinnihezhenzhenqibushichengleqinxiongmeima?zheizhongshiqingqishinengluanlaide!”