2.
guoqinaichayinachulai，yuanbenhaibangzheyuxiulianshuohuadexiangqinmen，dunshibishanglezui。
yuxiulianliansejiweinankan，tazhizhewo，“ninini”gebantian，yemeiyouxiawen。
zheishihou，dangshirenzhangweibokairenqunzouleguolai。
“linxiaoxiao，nibietaiguofenle!”
wokandaota，dunshiqibudayichulai。
“woguofen?nilaishuoshuo，woshenmeshihoudayinggennidinghunle?zhengjuni?zanlianggangjiaweixinhaimeichaoguo24xiaoshiba?”
zhangweiquefanwenwo：“jiranbutongyidinghun，niweishenmeyaogenwoxiangqin?haigenwoyiqihenaicha?”
worenbuzhuxiaole，“dage，wozhishizouchengxueryi，yaoshizhendekanshangni，wohuijujuegenniyiqikandianying?”
tayouwenwo：“neinishoulewonaichaqian，zheiyouzenmeshuo?”
wocongmeijianguozheimebuyaolianderen，yemeiyudaoguozheiyanglipudeshiqing。
wofanwenta：“shoulenaichaqianjiushidayinggennidinghunle?zhangwei，neianzhaonizheigeyisi，wogongsitongshidouqingwoheguonaicha，woshibushiyeyaodouhetamenbahundingyixiaa?”
“ni!”zhangweibeiwoduideyakouwuyan。
woqiazheyaochengshengzhuiji：“ninini，nishenmeni?”
“zaisaoraowo，wobaojzhuanile!”
guoranhaishijingchayouyong，dangwobabaojbanchulaiyihou，zhangweishunjiansonglebushao。
buguoyuxiulianfuzaitaerbianbuzhidaoshuoleliangjushenmeyihou，zhangweixiangshidalejixueyiyang，zaiciguzuleyongqichizewo：“nishoulewodejinzhuozijinxianglian，jiushimorentongyidinghunle!jiusuanbaoj，minjinglaile，woyiyangyoudaoli!”
wobeiqixiaole：“shenmeluanqibazaode?woshashihoushounijinzhuozile?”
“zheibushi**luodewuxianma!”
“niyouzhengjuma?nazhengjushuohua!”
zhangweiminchunyixiao，“youmeiyouzhengju，qunidechuangshangsouyixiabujiuzhidaole?”
gangcaihaisongmosongyangde，yuxiuliantoutougentashuoleliangju，zhangweilikejiudiqishizu，zheidaodishizenmehuishi?
wokendingmeishoutashenmejinzhuozijinxianglian。
buguowochuangtoudequeyouyikuaixiaojinzhuan……
yiqunrenhaohaodangdangchongjinlewojia。
ranhoucongwodezhentouxiamian，soudaolexiaojinzhuan。
zhangweijiangxiaojinzhuangaojuzhe，“dajiadoukandaoleba?zheijiushiwosongjitadejinzhuozihejinxianglian!”
yougexiangqinbulijie：“kenishoulideshixiaojintiaoa?”
yuxiulianrenbuzhuchenmaletayisheng：“bendan，jinzhuozijinxiangliankeyilianchengxiaojintiao，fangbianbaocuna!kendingshilinxiaoxiaozuowanlianyezhaorenlianchengdejintiao!”
xiangqinhuangrandawu：“yuanlairuci，linxiaoxiao，niyaoshibutongyidinghun，jiubajintiaohaijizhangjiaba。”
woshangxiadaliangzheyuxiulian，meixiangdaotajuranneng**daozheizhongdibu。
zheijintiaomingmingjiushiwojieqianhuaqianzaiyinxingmailaitouzide!
“niyigemailebanjiehuangtudelaonvren，mankoupaohuoche!”
mawan，wojianzhaochaizhao，zhijieliangchuyinxingdegoumaishouxu：“kanhaole!zheishiwozaiyinxingmaijintiaodeshouxu!”
linjudamashangqiannaqizixichakan，zuihoushuo：“dequeshimaijinzideshouxu，youyinxinggaizhangni，bushijiade。woerzishanggeyueyemaileyigenjintiao，hezheigeshouxushiyiyangde。”
yuxiulianjianzijidehuangyanbeichuochuan，haiyijiuyifusibuchengrendetaidu：“zenmekeneng!nimenbuyaobeilinxiaoxiaopianle!tajiushizaiyinxinggongzuode，suisuibianbiannayigeweizaoshouxuchulaineibushishoudaoqinlai?”
zheiyike，woxiaole，“xinga，neijiubaojba，rangjingchalaizhuchigongdaobei。”
yuxiulianyouxiehuangle，bumianyouxiewaiqiangzhonggan：“ni，nitaiguofenle!jintianwojiubugenniyibanjianshile，dengnibamingtianhuilai，wozaigennijiahaohaoshuodaoshuodao!erzi，womenzou!”
yuxiulianlazhezhangweibokairenqun，chaozhetamenjiafangxianghuiliuliudezoule。
……
晚上，我越想越气。
yinuzhixiacongchuangshangbengqilai，“buxing!wobixuyaobaofuzhangwei!tuiyibuyuexiangyueqi!”
kanzheweixinshang9.9yuanadenaichahongbao，wolingjiyidong。
ciriyizao，wozaicunguangchangbaitan。
yelaleyitiaohengfu：“9.9yuanrengouzhangweiweihunqiminge!”
tanweishangquanshiguoqiniunai，bingganliheshenmede。wobiaogujiakaicunchaoshi，houyuanyouhenduoguoqishipinzhunbeiweizhuchide。
zaoshangquanbeiwoyigunaonaguolaile。
wokanjianyigeguniang，jiulazheduifangshuo：“meimei，buyao999，buyao199，zhiyao9.9，zhangweiweihunqidemingejiushinidele!lingwaihaisongguoqilipinyihe!nimaibulechikui，maibuleshangdang!”
zheiguniangshiwoxiaoshihoudewanban，dangranzhidaowoshiguyiexinzhangweide，yushizhanchulaibangwoshuohua：“zhangweizheishishichiduole，naozibeizhukenlema?9.9yexiangbawoquhuijia?rangtazuomengquba!”
luguodecunlirenfenfenxiaozuoyituan。
hezhangweibuduifudebiaodiyecouguolai，naqishoujisaomayimaoqian，“9.9duonanting?wosaoyimaoqian，jiwobiaogecougezhengshu!”
woyijingtiqiankailezhibo，kandaozhangweibiaodiyelaizhichiwo，wolikejianghuamianduizhunleta。
zhibojianbuzhibujueyijingyoule200ren，jibendoushifujinjigecunde。
woxiangxin，yongbuleduojiu，zhangweideguanghuishiji，jiuhuichuanbian“dajiangnanbei”。
【hahaha!zhangwei?shibushizhengjiacuncunweimaizhudeneijiachouxiaozia?】
【jiushita!qunianguonianwobeijialirenbizhegentaxiangqin，aleyidunfan50kuai，wowangleshou。】
【loushang，xinghaonimeishou，9.9jiubeiqiangzhidinghun，50kuaineibudeweihunxianyuna?】
【haha!zhongchouba!wochuyifenqian，zanmenyiqijitacou9.9quxifu!】
zhibojianlidabufendoushifangjiahuilaidenianqingren。
zheixieren，huibazhangweideshiqing，shuojitamenbamating，ranhoubamashuojilinjuting，duomiankaihua，yongbulebantian，gujizhenggexiangzhendouchuankaile。
zhangweitongyangyeshuadaolewodezhibojian。
tazaizhibojianliyangyan：“woyaobaojing!niwuxianwo!”
buyihuier，zhangweijiuchuxianzaiwomianqian，“linxiaoxiao，niyouwanmeiwanle?ganjinbazhibojianguanle!buranwogaonipeichangwojingshensunshifei!”
3.
我听后莞尔一笑。
“haihaobenguniangzaoyouzhunbei，congjialinale99meiyimaoqianyingbi。”
wobayiduiyimaoqianyingbisazaitamianqian：“woyaotuihun!9.9haijini!zanmenliangqinglea!”
【666!zheibofanxiangxiurudecaozuotainiule!】
【hahaha!nimenkuaikanzhangweidelian，hongdegengehou**side!】
zheishi，chengligongzuodenantongshikaizhebaomachetingzaiwomianqian。
conghoubeixiangnachu99duomeigui，dangzhequancunrenhezhibojianguanzhongdemian，chongwodanxixiagui：“nvshen，yuanyidangwodenvpengyouma?”
wofeichangyiwai，zheiweinantongshihewotongxing，jiaolinzhiyuan。
tazhuilewohenjiu，woyizhixianqitatiaojiantaihao，danxinjiatingmaodun，youlvtadefumuhuiqiaobushangwo，suoyijiuyizhijujue。
meixiangdaotajintianjuranzhuidaowocunlilaile。
shuobugandong，neishijiade。
meixiangdaozheishihou，gaisideyuxiulianyouchuxianle。