第一章 新家

yetaogenzhemamaxiaomulinhuidaolezuojia。

shenchenhuideshangwuchehuanhuanxingshijinchengjiaobieshuqu,yilushangmanshiweiruicongyu。baiqizhalanshangpanmanleyepianxiaomi,hongfenxiangjian,huatuanjincudezhongzhiqiangwei。yetaobujideqicheshishenmeshihoutingxialaide,zhidaosijigongjingdeqingchuletashenbianyiluwuyandexiaomulin。

xizhangdegaogenluchuchemen,heijialunzide**langjiyaozhangfaheshoulongzhongxiudemibaisejiaojinbaizhequn,jiangzheichuzhuangyuannvzhurendeqizhichentuodedianyagaogui。xiaomulinqinglongerbiandesuifa,youyadezhaixiamojingdiefangdaojiuhongseshoutibaoli,kanxiangcheneibuzhisuocuodeshaonianshi,xingmoulimanshiciaiyutengxi。

tashenchushoumolemochelixiaohaidenaodaijiyuyetaoanwei:“taotao,biepa,womendaojiale,genmamajinquba。”

guxiangmusededamenchangkai,zhongnianwenrundenanalphashenzheyuntangtuotiedechenyixiku,jiaodieshuangtuikaozuozaiyangrongrouruandeshafashangkanbao。chajuedaoledongjinghou,gaotingbiliangshangduoleyifubanbaokuangjinsijing,tongqizixianghujiaorongmuguang,duizhexiaomulinshenhoudanqiechuimoudeyetaoweixiaodiantou。

tashiachengzhongzuichenggongdeqiyejiaalphazuotingzhi,erdaitahuilaidenvren,shixiaoshideqianjinxiaojie,zuotingzhideomegafurenxiaomulin。mingmingqingchutamenshizijidefumu,yetaorengranmeiyoubanfazuodaotanrandezhimiantamen。

hualidejiajufangwu,jingzhideshuiguodianxin。mianduishiliunianlaicongweijianguodemoshenghuanjing,yetaoxindishengtengqinanyandeqingxu,tabingmeiyouyinweiyichaobianchengzuojiadexiaoshaoye,shenjiazhishengergandaoqiexixingfen。ruguoxianshiruci,neijiletashenfendeyejia,heyijingbinggu,yangyuletashijiniandeomegafuqinyousuanshenme。

yetaobushishenmedoubudongdexiaohaizi,tabuyuanyichaichuandarenmenzhuoliedeyanjiheloudongbaichudehuangyan,gengbuxiangweibeiomegafuqinrangtalikaiyejiazuihoudeyiyuan。

“haohaizi,yihouanxinzaizheizhuzhe。babatazaoshangbangnibanlezhuanxueshouxu,ruguoganjuedaoleidehua,womenxiuxijitianzairuxuexiaoyebuchi。”xiaomulinwenshengxiyu,yuanrundezhijianbokaisezeyourendeshatangjiefangdaoleyetaodezhangxin。

xiaohaiyanjingqingcheshuiling,bolepideshatangjiexiaoqiaolinglong。pinxiangshanghaodaonengtouguobopikandaojingyingdeguorou。yetaojiaozheyijiao,zaixiaomulinhezuotingzhiwenhedezhushixia,buhaoyisideyongyingchunhanleyixiaoban。

jiaoyangshoulianletazhangyangdepixing,weiyinglaiyuanyuexichen。juhongsedehuoshaoyunshunzheyuanchumianyandeshanmaiyunranlebanbiantian。

anjingdetingyuanlichuhuyiliaodechuanlailezixingchejichachedexiangsheng,xiaomulinmianseyining,touguoluodidebolichuang,buchutasuoliao,taneihunzhangdaerzihuilaile。

rushideshaoniandanjianjiazheansedeshubao,dachangzhelanbaixiangjiandexiaofuwaitao,luchulimiankuazhangtuyadetxu。yilingyijiaowozaibojingli,liangguankutuigaodibuyi。xushiyinweishenmebushunxin,weizhangsuiluandefaxia,yishuangshensuiheimoushenchendejin。

youqiyanshennidaofenweiliweihedeyetaoshenshang,xiaohaigandaoleqiangliedediyi,xinli“gedeng”leyixia。

laizhiqianmamagentashuoguo,jialihaiyougegentayibandadegege,benxingbuhuaidanpiqibuhao。weileburetataoyan,yetaozuolegongke,shangwanglejielezuojiadaerzizuodudexingge,pixing,aihao。

daduoshuguanyuzuodudeshihenduonianqiandewangye,doumeizenmegengxin,dedaoyouyongdexinxishaozhiyoushao。jibianxianzaibugankanzuodudelian,yetaoanchuochuodejuedekendingshiyouheiyouchou,buguoxiaomamahezuobabadeyanzhizainei,buhuinankanjiushile。

气氛着实诡异…

zuodubuyu,danzaizenmeshuoxiaomulinshitademama,zijierziyijuezuitajiuzhidaoyaofanshenmetian。

“kanshenmekan,biehezhenididi!”xiaomulincelegeshenweidangzaiyetaomianqian,bushuangdeshengdiaolveweijianruiqilai。

“didi?”zuodubuxiedebieguonaodaichixiao:“woyigerenguoleshijinian,xianzaigenwoshuowohaiyougedidi,jietahuilaideshihouwenguowoyijianlemei?!”

xiaomulinxiumeiyiheng,qixiaole。

suanshizhidaopingchangbubajiadangjiade**erziweishenmeturanhuilaile,ganqingzheishiyinweitahetabadexianzhanhouzoulaixingshiwenzuide?!

tuzaizi!santianbuda,shangfangjiewale!sheijitaguandeyishenlvpiqi,youchouyoujue,zheijiahailunbudaotazuodulaifahaoshiling!

jiatingneibutianqiyouqingzhuanleizhen,zuotingzhimonianbumiao,manmanyuanlixiaomulintoudingyipianwuqimahei,dianshanleimingdeyun。

“laozuo,niqilaijiwoenzhule,jintianwobabuxiatayicengpi,laoniangwoxiaozidaozhexie!”xiaomulinyaozhehoucaoya,shuaidiaojiaoshangliangzhiaishidegaogenxie,suishoujianlezhiduizhunzuodudelian!

yetaomeilaidejilvqingwenhedianyayubaozaolaomazhuangtaideqianhouqiehuan,xieziyijingfeilechuqu。

xiaomulingengshitizhebaizhequnmanwuzizhuizhezuoduhanda,zuotingzhidedandinghenxianyanshiyinglezheiyangdejifeigoutiao。pamiantiandeyetaobeihedao,hexuyixiaojieshi:“cimuduobaier,omegazuolezhangbeijiudezheiyangjiaoyuhaizi。”

shangtianrenci,jilezuoduyishuangnengpaodeguolaomadedazhangtui,suiranmeishaobeidaizhuzouduanguo。

“nengbunengjiangdiandaoli?shinigenwobazaiwaibiantoutouyangxiaohao,womeifanlianburenniliangdoushiwodadu。zhiyuneigeshenmedidi,rangworen,xiangdoubiexiang!”zuoduduodaoshufangsuoshangmen,siyazizuiying。

xiaomulinningleliangxiamenbashou,chuailejijiao,youshousizhuaizhezhuanmenweizouzuoduchaixialaidetuobagunzaimenwaiweixie:“haibushinibuzhengqi!taotaoduoguaidehaizimeigezaiwogenqianzhaogu,fanerliulegeburumaomaogougounengdourenkaixindexiaohunzhang。zuodu,wogennishuo,xianzaidakaimen,zanmenhainenghaohaoshangliang。yaoshibijilewo,xinbuxinwoxianzaijiurangnibanafuzibazheipomenpile!”

zuoduxinxiaomulindeshuoyibuer,bingqiezheizhongshuoyibuerchengletayibeizideyinying。taxiaoshihougenzhedonghuapianxue,aizaixiayutianchuqucaishuikeng,ayizhuaitahuijiaxiganjingleyounaoteng。

taneixindadelaomaweilemanzuerziwanshuidexinyuan,jiangdangchuhaibuhuiyouyong,nianyou,kelian,rerentengaidetayijiaochuaijinlehouyuanmanshuideyouyongchili。

yaobushishuimianshangpiaozheyouyongquan,tazuoxiaoyejiudejiaodaidaonei!

kexiaomulinbuneimexiang,mourenqianglebanduzideshuiyizhoumeiweikouchifan,zhenghaoshengliangle。

shishiwuzheweijunjie,junzibaochou,shinianbuwan!zuoduyiyaohoucaoya,kailemen…

shishizhengming,xiaomulindehuawanbukexin。

tabunengduibuqizijidexingshi,zhinengnaerzikaishuan。

ketinglidefenweibigangcaihaiyaoguiyi。

xingsizhenzhengyijiade“zuojiasankou”zuozaishafashang,chuleyetao,zuoweiqinshengfumudeliangkouzizhengqidepiniyangshidingzheyilianchuangketie,yidonghaichouteng,gulinglingbeifazhanqiangjiaodezuodu。

“meishenmekeshangliangde,nishigege,yaochengdanqizhaogudididezeren。nifangjianlidechuangwohuanchengshangxiapule,qitashenmedetengyibankongxijitaotaoyong。”xiaomulinshuangshouhuanxiongyichuidingyin。

和左渡住一个屋子!

yetaoshuilingdeyanjingshanguobuzhisuocuo!zuodubuxihuanta,xiaomamayouxiangzheta。benlaiyinweifenzouletayibandeqinqingyetaojiuhenkuijiu,rujinyaorangyuanzhumindapozijideshushiquan,bashuyuzijidesuoyoudongxidoufenyibanjiyigemoshengren,wanquanjiushibukenengdeshi!

左渡会更讨厌他的!

“xiao…mama,wo…wokeyiyigerenzhude,zhende,meiguanxi。”yetaojinzhangyouxiaoshengdekaikou。tazuanjinyijiao,shouxinlichuleyicengbobodelenghan。

yigerenzhu,suiranbushihenkeneng,danshenmeshierdoudechangshizhemanmanlai…

yixiangdaosangyucengjinggentashuotaotaodeguowang,xiaomulinxinliyizhenjiuteng。ruanruannuonuodexiaoyetaobeilianchushengdouburudeyejiarensuojinbujiantianridedijiaoshuri,ziciyigerendeheiyewumian。

zhengchangdexiaohaishiwusuijiuhuifenhuazijidedierxingbie,takanguotaotaodedanganziliao,rujinshiliusuileyiranmeiyoudierxingbiedetezhengxinxisu。dagailvzheibeizishigebeta。

zheibuzhenghao,betabushouxinxisuyingxiang,zuoduganghaonengpeita。

“xing。”zuoduyifanchangtaidetongkuaidaying。

zhijuegaosuxiaomulinzheixiaozimeineimerongyifuruan。guoran…

“我去睡客房。”

“buhaoyisi,zuijinjialikefangbuduiwaikaifang。”xiaomulinshizhitiaoqiyiquanyaochi,neishiquanjiamensuodeyaochi。

daogaoyichi,mogaoyizhang。

xiaomulinbayaochipaojizuotingzhi,shiyitashouhao,biediulerangmouren“chenrenzhiwei”。

好,很好。

tianwujuerenzhilu,dabulezaihui!

zuodujianqidishangdebeibao,jingzhixiangmen,moshangbasuo。

“gantachuquyibu,zheizhoushenghuofeinizijixiangbanfaba。”xiaomulinwenlekouhuacha,shifendandingdeduitashuo。

zuodujiangzhujiaobu,liansehennankan。

tawanghoutuilejibu,zuiyingdeshuo:“sheishuowoyaozoule,ganggangmenmeiguanhao,toufeng。”

shenghuofeishitaweiyideruodian,mingyundeyanhou,jianzhishikee!takeyishuidajie,danbunenghexibeifeng。zuodutoupifama,ehenhendesaoleshafashanglveweisesuodeyetao。

yaobushita,zhishaozijixianzaiyijiunenghelaozuolaoxiaoweichi“niyangwozhangda,wobangnishanlao”depingheng。kexiduoleyizaobianshu,tamadequanpanbengliele!

jinzaoshangkanjianlaozuoqujiaowuchujiucaidaokendingmeishenmehaoshi,achengresoubeibaochulaizuojiajiehuileshizongduoniandexiaoerzitahaiyiweizijizaizuomeng。daotoulaizijijiuxiangyigebeixishuadehou,shenmeshihouduolegedidihaidecongwairenzuilizhidao。

renwukeren!pingshenmetayihuilaijiunengdangbaobeigedasidetengzhe,wojiudetengdifang!

mingmingdoushiqinshengde,chabieduidaimingxiandezuoduyiweizijicaishineigebeijiyangzaibiejiahenjiuheqinjiameiganqingdeneige。

suanle,yixiangdaozijihaimeidaoshoudeshenghuofei,weilechibaofanhuoxiaquhaixuzairen…

“womeigenrenshuiyigefangjiandexiguan,fangjianjita,woqushuishafa。”zuoduzuochuzuihouderangbu。

为难,很为难。

tashijirenlixiacaidui,zenmenengrangzuoduweiqu。

yetaochuimou,jinjinzuanzhexishangboruandekuzi,xiaoxinlalelahaixianggenzuoduchaojiadexiaomulin,sangyinzhanzhan:“xiaomama,wokeyide,buyong…buyongweinan…”

taotaozixiaomeibeihaohaozhaokan,xinsitaiguoyumingan。xiaomulinmingbaitadebuyuan,zhishitengxidekanzhetabuzaiqushuoshenme,suanshituoxie。

laichuangdezuodudiyicidaqingzaobujianzongying,ruguobushishafashangduijileyituanlingluandebeizi,yetaohaiyiweizuowandezhengzhishichangmeng。

tadaizhepijuan,shenzheqingxiyuntanghaodexinxiaofumanmanxialou。yetaogujiaxiaorenyouqingshou,anzhaobetapingjunshengaomaideyifu,chuanzaitashenshangquedaleyiquan。tapifubaixi,mianshangmeixiaciyemeixuese,yandidewuqinggewaihuangyan。

“zuowanmeishuihaoba?”xiaomulinyoudiandanyou,bazuohaodezaocanpaifanghao,qingshengxunwen。

yetaomianqiangdexiaolexiao,miantiandejieguoniunaibeidaoxie:“haihao,woshuidezhe。”

睡的着是假的。

kongdangdefangjian,moshengdehuanjing。jishichuangtouxiaodengmenglongdeliangzhe,renchuangdetagenbenfangsongbukaiquansuozaichuangjiaodeshenzi。mianduizuowantangzaishafashangshizhanbukaishenzidezuodu,yetaoguoyibuqu。tademaorandaolaidequejitazaochenglebuxiaodekunrao,kenengzijitianshengleyifumeirenxihuandemoyang,yetaotaoyanzheiyangdeziji。