“你在开玩笑？”
qiaoyunyihuo：“woweishenmeyaokaiwanxiao。”
tagenbenbuxuyaoxuexi，fanzhengfanyifanjiuhuile。
lujiafufuwenyan，xintongshiyichen，shouyangqiaoyundelaoyeyejialitingqiongde，yebuzhidaotazaiwaimianchileduoshaoku，zheiyangyixiangbumianxintengwanfen。
lujingzhitingwan，xinqingpoyouxiefuza，chenmolehaoyihui，danxinqiaoyunsiyaomianzi，buyouquandao：“anzhaonixianzaide……ng……zhijieshanggaosanduinimeiyouhaochu，nigenbushangtamendexuexisudu，nihaihennianqingbuxuyaojiyuqiucheng。”
sumianjimangbiaotai：“nigeshuodedui，mamabuxuyaonichurentoudi，zhiyaonikaixinjiuhao，suoyinibuyaobiziji。zanjiayouqiannixiangzenmelangdouxing，jiusuanbuxiangshangxueyekeyi。”
luting™doujingle，lujiafufusuiranhentenghaizi，danduixuexizheifangmianzhuadehenyan，tayiqiandiaoleyifenjiubeiqinggezhongjiajiaohongzha，xianzaijuranrangqiaoyunsuibianlang！！！
妥妥的双标！
qiaoyunquebudongyao：“anzhaoshengxuebiaozhun，woshibale，wogaidugaosan。”
lujingzhijuedetazheigeqinmeimeiyoudianbushihaodai，gancuijiubuxiangquanle，“nikeyixianshiyigeyuekankan，daoshihoubuxingzaijiangji。”
lufufanerxiaole：“wojuedeqiaoqiaoyouzheigexiangfatinghaode，hewoyiyangyouzhiqi。xianghaoquneigegaozhonglema？babaxinliyoujigexuexiao，buxuyaotaigaodefenshujiukeyijinqu，danhaishixiangtingxianideyijian。”
“woxianghaole。”qiaoyunguaiguaidiantou，bujinbumandikaikou，“shengyanggaozhong。”
lufubeiqiaoyundudingdeyuqigaodezhenglezheng，banxiang，caichiyideyouwenleyibian：“shenmexuexiao？”
qiaoyunzaizhongrengeyideshixianzhong，sangyinpingdandehuida：“shengyanggaozhong。”
lutingxinlibuxie，shengyanggaozhongshinengsuisuibianbianjinqudema？
shengyanggaozhongsuiranshisilixuexiao，danshizixionghou，shishangjingshitop1dexuexiao。
kechengjindubigonglixuexiaoyaokuaihenduo，erqieshengyangyouqiandaorangrenzashe，xuexiaobuqueqianyejiubuxuyaofujiazidi，suoyinenggoujinqudedoushixueba，chulemingdefupingaozhong。
jiuqiaoyunzheigexiangxiatubaozilianxuexiaodoumeiyouquguo，jiudafangjuecixiangyaoqushengyang？
lutingxinzhongbuxie，wojiukannizenmequ。
sumianshenqingfuzadewenshengshuo：“qiaoqiao，niyaobuzaixiangxiang？shengyangyoudiannana。”
qiaoyunbaixideshouzhi，qingqingdidianzhezhuomian，jieshidao：“shengyangwobijiaoshu。”
lujiafufuduishiyiyan，sihuyouxiewunai。
“bama，xianchifanba。”
lujingzhimeitouqingcu，zhongzhilezheigetanhua，tarenweiqiaoyunshizaidazhonglianchongpangzi。
qiaoyunqingpiaopiaodikanlelujingzhiyiyan，meiyoushuoshenme。
tazhishiyoudiankunhuo，zheishidaoyuanlaibuliuxingshuoshihuale？
lufumeiyoujixuwenxiaqu，lianshangdeshenqingyouxieyansu，ruguoqiaoyunzhiyiyaoqushengyanggaozhong，buzhidaojuanliangdongjiaoxuelouyoumeiyouyong？
lutingyongyinhuideshixianshangxiashenshileyifanqiaoyun，benlaizhishisuiyiyisao，turankandaoqiaoyunyifushangdelogo，limajingyadao：“jiejie，nizheijianshangyishijjiadema？”
haojiahuoquanshenshangxiadoushidingjishechipinpai，qiaoyunnalilaideqianmaideqi？zongbuhuishibamajideba？
jjiadeyifu，meiyijiandoushiyaoshangwande。
lutingshuowancaifaxianzheijiankuanshitameiyoujianguo，limayangzhuangchayideshuo：“ei，buduiya，zheigekuanshiwoconglaimeiyoujianguo，jiejie，nibuhuishibeipianle？maidaoshanzhaihuoleba？”
chuanshanzhaiqishimeishenme，pianpianqiaoyunshilujiadaxiaojie，duodiurena！
tingdaozheifanhua，lujingzhixinlijiuyumendehuang。
yebuzhishizaiyumentadeqinmeimeijuranhuilunluodaochuanshanzhaihuo，haishiduiqiaoyunzhuiqiuxuronggandaobuxi。
sumianlianshangjinshikuijiu，tabuzhidaoqiaoyunchuanshenmechima，benlaixiangdengzhetashangmenhouzaijiaoshejishizhuanmendingzuo，meixiangdaoxianrangqiaoyunnaolegeganga。
lutingsihuhouzhihoujuezhidaozijishuocuohuale，xishengxiqidishuo：“e，yexu，zheishitamenhaimeiyoufabudexinkuan。”
hehe，danjiranshixinkuan，jiunideshenfenzenmekenengchuandedao？
qiaoyunliaoliaoyanpi，shengxianyoudianleng：“nidewentiyoudianduo。”
tacai**shanzhai，meiyijiandoushiweitazhuanmendingzhidejuebanhuo。
lutingbeiqiaoyunxianqideyanshenyezhule，“wo……”
sumiankanleyiyanluting，banshizeguaidao：“jiunihuaduo，kuaichifan。”youduiqiaoyundiantou，“kendingshinimeikancuole，tanengdongshenme。”
yiliansuinizenmeshuo，wodouyinideyangzi。
xinliyijingbagegepinpaidoujiheleyibian，zhunbeiquanbumailaijiqiaoyun。
陆婷：？？？
zenmejuedezheifazhanyoudianbudui？
qiaoyunjuedingyongchenmo，laibiaodaduitamenwuzhidebuxieyijizhishangdedanyou，shunbianjilelutingyigezhizhangdeyanshen。
lutinglianseqingbaijiaojie，chadianbakuaizizheduan。
……
yidunwanfan，chidexinsigeyi，weiyouqiaoyunyirenzhishenshiwai。
“qiaoqiao，yaobuyaoxianqunidefangjiankankan？”lufupaqiaoyunzhoutulaodunhuilei。
qiaoyunguaiguaididiantou，ranglufukandecifuxinbaopeng，limabiaoshi：“baba，bangninaxingli。”
qiaoyunzuichundongledong，zhengxiangshuobuyong。
lufulvxiantiqiqiaoyundexinglixiang，yitai……！
嗯！？
没抬起。
talianshangxiaorongyijiang，qingkeyisheng，zheicishichulequanli。
咔嚓！
陆父：“……”
qiaoyunmomozouleguoqu，“haishiwolaiba。”
lufumiansehuibaidifuzhuyao，zhuangzuoruowuqishideyangzi，hehexiaodao：“nianjidale，liqiyoudianbuhaoshi。”
“ng。”qiaoyunjuedezijishibushitailengdanle，youbuleju：“nianjidaderenbijiaorongyiguzhishusong，ninyaoduozhuyi，gaitianwojininnaxieyingyangpinbubu。”
lufuzuijiaorenbuzhuchoulechou，juedetabeibishile。
yanzhengzhengdikanzheqiaoyunqingqingsongsongtiqixinglixiang，taxianruleshenshendehuaiyi，nandaowozhendeguzhishusongle？
sumianmeihaoqidedengleyiyanzijialaogong，“niyetaimeiyongle。”
陆父：……
sumianqinqinrerededaizheqiaoyunshanglou，lutingjuedezijibeihushile，xinliweiquyounanguo，jiujingsheicaishipeilenimenshijiniandenver！pingshenmenimenzhiguanzhuqiaoyun！