第1章1
jingshensiwanghou，worenyouaiqinrulewodeshenti。
zhilvxingqizizhize，congbuduohuaqita。
chengxushedingdefeichangwanmei。
zai“wo”banyezhunbeihaoshuangrencansongdaozhouyuhaodegongsijiezhetinghuagundanshi，tademishushifendeyi。
“zhouzongyuqiyoushu，balujie**dijijudafangqidu。”
“zhishibuzhidaozheifenzhuangchulaideqidu，nengweichidaoshenmeshihou？”
woyigaiwangchangjijiaofanbodeyuqi，jixiedihuida。
“你们高兴就好。”
buzhiweihe，tingdaowodehuajiabandetongshipeihedixiaochusheng。
zhangfujifengdijiehua，xiangshishitanwodedixian。
“jiranruci，yihouyebuguisuniyetongyi？”
wodebiaoqingdiaokongchengyihuo，zaisousuowangujinsuoyouxinxihouzhongyumingbailezheizhongxingweidaibiaozheshenme。
jiezhexiaoyinyindigongxita。
“老公要纳妾？”
“也好。”
......
zhouyuhaodelianyixiazikuale。
“wozhishikaiwanxiao，nibieneimewanbuqixingbuxing？”
“dangzheneimeduotongshidemian，nifeiderangwanwannankan？zheijiushizongcaitaitaidehanyangma？”
chenwomeifanyingguolai，mishuyuwanshishididiaolejidilei。
“lujietaxinsishen，zhennengtingjinqujieshi，neishangcidalenindechejihezuofangsongwenjian，tayebuhuizhijiebachezadexibalanya。”
tahaipadiduosuoleyixia。
“wojinindaoqian，qianwanbuyaoyinweiwo...shanglefuqijiandeheqi。”
zhouweideyanshenshunjianweimiao，tanjiudi、chaofengdemuguangquandouluozaiwoshenshang。
aiqinrudeshijianshangduan，haimeichedikongzhizheijushenti。
neizhongwuxingdezhixiganbaoguozhewo，jihuchuanbuguoqi。
qifenyixiazijiangdaobingdian。
zhouyuhaoqishenhuzaiyuwanshenqian，lengzhelianweichizhengyi。
“wanwanshuodenandaoyoucuoma？”
“yuanbenjiushigepofu，nizhuangshenmezhuang！”
“tashiwodemishu，shuoshenme‘qie’zheizhonghualaiwuruta，xuluniyeshinvren，zenmehaoyisishuozheizhonghualaishangren！”
woshuodehua...buduima？
ainulisousuozheyingduifangan，jiazailiangguodadaozhimianbuzhujianhongwen。
liangrenxianglianaibanbufenniwo，zaijialidechezhongqinreshihaibeixingchejiluyipailehuamian。
zaizenmefenxi，zheiyeshi“fuqi”jiancaihuiyoudexingjing。
我的面部逐渐抽搐。
xitongdeguzhang，beizhouyuhaodangchengwoyaofahuodezhengzhao。
tamianseyibian，qishenjiangyuwanlanzaihuaili。
“yaodayaomachaozhewolai！”
“biewuliqunao，shanghaiyigenvhaizideqingbai！”
shujuzaicichangshijianlilianjie，womianwubiaoqingdikaikou。
“yaometazou，yaomewozou。”
zhouyuhaochadianqixiaole，meiyouyisiyouyu，taxuanzezhanzaiyuwanneibian。
“yikuernaosanshangdiao，zheixiefazibuchengyouxiangdaoxinzhaoshuleshima？......exinyouxiazuo。”
“wanwantazuocuoleshenmenifeiyaobitazou？”
话音刚落。
yuwanyibatuikaitadehuaibao，biaoqingaorangaogui。
“zhouzong，meiyounvhaiyuanyibeirenshizuodisanzhe。ninchulihaojiawushizhiqian，chufeigongzuoxiangguan，qingbuyaozailianxiwo。”
zhouyuhaoguazhehuchadelianshangmanshishenqing，luomodikanzhetalikaidebeiying。
我咬住唇。
人类真的很难懂。
xitongshuowodezhangfushigaoguan，pingrilishafaguoduancongbuyouyi。
womingmingjitaxuanzele，ketanatiaodoubuxuan。
jiranruci，zhidetingcongjiazaileshushiyedezhenduandechudejieguo。
“我们离婚吧。”
我率先张口。