第2章
【tishi：gongxilaodengnihuodenixidalibao！】
【tishi：gongxilaodengnihuodequanxinbeiruwuchuang！】
【tishi：gongxilaodengnihuodexinyifuwutao！】
【tishi：gongxilaodenghuodechaodabaowenshuihuyige！】
tingzheerbianchuanlaideshengyin，wangjianguoganjuegengdejingle。
瞧瞧！
瞧瞧！
老登多好啊！
老登真有低保啊！
“neisha，guinva，nimenzaizheixiuxixiuxi！”
“woa，xianqunimengonggongpoponeishuoyisheng。”
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shuowanzhihou，laoshuyongxiuzicalecazuijiaodeshui，zhuanshenjiuchaozhewaimianzouqu。
“neishenme，shuzhen，shuhuaa，zuo，zuo，zuo。”
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wangjianguoyouxiebuzhisuocuodecuolecuoshou，shiyilianggexifuzuozaiyizishangxiuxiyixia。
zijiqujilianggexifuzuofanqu。
buguanshiqianshijinsheng，wangjianguodoumeiyoujieguohuna！
zuiduoyejiushibangzhuyixiazuolinyoushedesaozimen！
zheituranjiuyoulianggexifule，wangjianguoduoshaoyoudianbushiying。
jiuzaiwangjianguozheibianjieshoulenixidalibao，nazheroukaishizuofandeshihou。
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laogesangeyiheji，de，zhijiequanjiabeishangba！
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erqiekaoshanchishan，kaoshuichishui，nazhefuxujin，kangzhetedenggongchendepaibian，yilulaidaolewangjiatunzheilianjia！
“大哥，大哥！”
wangyankangqiaoxianglewangyankaijiadedamen，dakaifangmenzhihoujiuzoulejinqu。
“dage，dasao，ganjinzhunbeizhunbeiba，wojijianguodaihuilailiangxifu。”
“neiliangguinvzhangdeneijiaoyigejun，neijiaoyigeshuiling，xianzairendouzaijianguojiale。”
“zanmenganjinjirenzhunbeizhunbei，xiawujiehunwanshangjiuzhijierudongfang！”
wangyankangfengfenghuohuodeduizhedagedasaoshuoqilejianguojiehundezheigeshiqing。
“sha？nijiwolaoerzajieshaoleliangxifu？rendoudaijialaile？”
duiyuzijialaoerzayiciquliangxifuzheishi，tamendoujianguaibuguaile。
wangjiatunshihongqishengchanduidediqidadui，erhongqishengchanduiderenfeichangfuza。
chaoxianzude，eluosizude，hanzude，manzudedouyou。
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zongderangrenhuoxiaqubushi？
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“neisha，laowanga，niganjinqubamaneibianyaodianyaodianmianhuapiao！”
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“sheijiayouchidehededounachulai，woquzhaorenjihaizizuoliangchuangbeirua！”
wangjianguodelaomalixiuying，cengdeyixiacongkangshangpalexialai，pishangxiongpidayijiuchaozhewaimianzouqu。
“laoera，ganjinqujiediandongxiqu，jiehunkeshirenshengdashi。”
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budaoshifenzhongdeshijian，zhenggewangjiatunjiudouzhidaolewangjianguojiehundeshiqingle。
jiajiahuhudelaoyemen，linzheqiangjiuchaozheshanshangerqu。
nvrenmenzeshidaizheguowanpiaopen，rouhecai，haiyoubaimianchaozhewangjianguojiaerlai！
“zanjiajiuyifuwankuai，zheiyang，shuzhenniyongkuaizi，shuhuaniyongshaozi。”
“nimenlianggexiandiandianduzi，yihuia，jiunenggouchishangjiuxile。”
wangjianguozheibian，jianjiandandandezuoleyigesuancaiwuhuarou，yigehongshaorou。
haiyouyixiedamifan，duandaolecanzhuoqianmian，shiyiliangnvkaishichifan。
“你也吃！”
“duiduidui，zhangjudeniyechi！”
wangjianguojialimiankeyishuozhendejiushijiatusibile。
dagequnianjiehun，wangjianguojiuhejialimianfenjiale。
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wangjianguoni，zeshifendaoleyikouguo，yichuangbeiruheyifuwankuai。
zheifangzishiquancunbangmanggaide，feichangdexiao，budaoliushipingfangmi。
liangshiyiting，chunyongmutou**dechulaidefangzi！
“laoerza，laoerza！”
zheibiangangchishang，laomalixiuyingjiudaizherenzoulejinlai。
kanzhezhengzaichifandelianggeerxifuxiaodemeibujianyande。
“xiuyinga，nikankanzheiliangguinvzhenjun！”
“bihongqigongsheneibiandelaomaoziyaohaokandeduole。”
“kebushi，laoerzheiyihuisuanshiganleyihuihaoshiera！”
“guinva，nimendianbadianbaduzi，biechitaiduo，yihuiyouliugecaini！”
jialimiandenvxingqinqimen，kanzhelianggeguinvneijingzhidelianpang，quandourenbuzhuxiaoleqilai。
shuoqiwangjianguojia，renkouyeshitingfuzade。
laoshuqudejiushilaomaozi，dagequdeshichaoxianzude。
daolewangjianguozheiliqudeyeshilaomaozi。
suiranshuolaowangjiazhiyouwushiduokouren，danyeshihanzu，chaoxianzuheeluosizusanzugongcunde。
“哎！”
“haode，haode，zheishimamaba？”
lishuzhenyouxiebuhaoyisi，danshilishuhuazheihuiyijinglazhelaomadeshoukaishiliaoleqilai。
kandewangjianguoyilengyilengde，zijizheigexifuhaishiyigeshejiaoniubifenzima？
jiexialai，laomadengrendaizherenkaishibangzhezuoqilemianbeilai！
baokuolianggexifudougenzhemangliuleqilai，wangjianguozeshizuozaiwaiwudikaishishaoqilebilulai。
kanzhewulimianlianggexifuneimangliudeshenying，yeshirenbuzhuxiaoleqilai。
贤惠！
太贤惠了！
fangdaohoushijiupingzijineigetiaojian，xiangyaoqudaozheilianggexifuchufeizijizhongdajiangle。
wulimianmangliuzhe，youshitiexizi，youshidasaochuzuomianbeishade。
wangjianguozeshichakanqilexitongdejianglilai！
shouxianzijideshentisuzhi，renleijixian，nenghebawangxiangyupinyixiazi。
jieriheshengridedalibao，ng，zijizhengquduohuoyiduanshijianba。
chaodabaowenbei，limianjuranshigouqipaodewenshui，hongde，huangde，heide，baide，zidegouqiyingyoujinyou。
“guoranna，rendaozhongnianbudeyi，baowenbeilipaogouqi。”
“zijizheige‘liushiwusui’delaodeng，qulelianggehoulaobaner，shidehediangouqibuyibu！”
zhiyuzuihouzheigewanggoushangcheng！
“**！”