第2章 听说你在打我老婆主意

“qinaide,xiabanle!”

lichaolianmangzouleguoqu,xiaoxixishuodao,jieguoletasuishenpeidaidebaobao。

yezixishenseyouxiepibei,kandoumeikanlichaoyiyan,shensegengshikanbuchurenhedexinu。

tazuozaileshafashangmian,lengdandemuguangtouxianglelichaodeshenshang。

“gangcaiwomashibushilaile?”

她问道。

lichaodiantou:“en,gangzoumeiduojiu。”

yezixizhuyidaolezhuozishangmiandelihunxieyishu,nazaishoulikanleqilai。

lichaodelianseyesuizherenzhenleqilai。

“womashuohuayinggaihennantingba?”

yezixitaitoukanzhelichao,wendao。

“laopo,womenliaoliaobiedeba,duile,zheidiannigujieleba,wojinizuofanqu,”

lichaozhuanshenjiuzhunbeiquchufang。

“wobue,woxianggennitantan。”

叶紫曦站了起来。

wangchaochenmoleyihuier,tazhidaoyezixixiangshuoshenme,suihoudao:“gennimayiyang,yeshitanlihundeshiqingma?”

yeziximeiyouhuida,danyemeiyoufouren。

“shiyinweineigejiaozuojianghuadenanrenma?”

李超问道。

yezixicuqilemeitou,suihoushuodao:“gentayouyidingdeguanxi。”

“ruguowoyuanyiqianzile,nishibushijiuyaojiajineigenanren?”

lichaodemuguangyizhidingzheyezixideyanshen,sihuxiangcongtadeyanshenlimiankanchudaan。

“wobuhuigentajiehun。”

yezixizhijieyaotou,youdao:“wogenjianghuadexieyishi,zhiyaogennilihun,tajiudayingjiwogongsitouziyigeyi,duiwolaishuo,zheiyigeyifeichangzhongyao,taguanxizhegongsideshengsi。”

“shizheiyanga。”lichaodongle。

“wozhidaozheiyangduinibugongping,danshinixiangguomeiyou,womenzheiyangzidehunyinyouyisima?womenzhijianmeiyouganqing,gengmeiyouaiqing,yiqizheiyanghaoxiaqu,buruzaodianjietuo,gezifangshou。”

yezixideshensekanbuchuxinu,danmuguangqueyichangdefuza。

congxindilieryan,yezixishitaoyanlichaode。

ruguobushiyinweiyeye,tagenbenjiubuhuijiajizheigesubuxiangshidenanren,weileyeye,taxishenglezijidexingfu,zaoshoudaoletaiguopangrendebaiyan。

danzheixie,tadoukeyiren,tabuxuyaoxingfu,gengbuzaiyibierendekanfa。

danshi,tajuebunengfangqitayishoudapinqilaidezheijiagongsi!

她办不到!

jibiantamenyijingjiehunliangnianle,danzaitayanli,lichaorengranzhishiyigemoshengren,yigetayibeizidoubukenenghuiaishangdelurenjia!

“bu,jibianshizheiyang,woyebuhuitongyigennilihunde!”

李超的声音很肯定。

“gennijiehun,duiwolaishuogenbenjiushiduiwodezhemo,lichao,goule,woshougouleni!”

“zheiliangnianlai,nilanduo,niwuneng,nituifei,niruanruo……zheixiewodoukeyirongrenni。danshixianzai,wobixuyaogennilihun!”

yezixideshensezhujianbinglengqilai,muguangshenzhitouzheyanezhise:

“womendehunyinbenlaijiushiyigecuowu,wobuxiangzaiyicuodaodi,woxiwangninenglijiewo。”

“zhiyaoniyuanyijiechuhunyue,wohuijiniwubaiwan,youlezheibiqian,nizheibeizidoukeyiyishiwuyou,zhaoyigezijixihuandenvren,pingwendeduguozheiyisheng,zheiyangnandaobuhaoma?nihebiyouyaozaiwoshenshanglangfeishijianni!”

“buhao,wozaishuoyibian,biedewodoukeyitingnide,danshiweidulihunbuxing。neigexingjiangderangnigenwolihun,kendingmeianhaoxin,nandaonijiukanbuchutahuaideshishenmexinsima?”lichaodao。

“我没有选择!”

yezixituranpaoxiaoleqilai,yankuangdangzhongyouxiehongsiyinxian。

“niyouxuanze!”lichaodeshenseturanwenrouqilai,qingshengdao:“yinweinihaiyouwo!”

“yizhou,wojiniyizhoudeshijiankaolv。”

yezixishenselengmodeshuowanzheijuhuazhihou,yejueranlikailezheili。

lichaodemuguangquezhujianlingliqilai。

“jianghuama?hehe……”

……

lichaozaibieshulimiandaileyihuier,meiduojiu,yigexizhuanggelvdenanzituranzoujinlebieshu。

“qingwennishilichaoxianshengma?”

neirenkanleyiyanlichao,zhijiewendao。

“woshi,nizhaowoyoushenmeshi?”

lichaoyanzhongshanshuoyihuozhise。

“woshijiangshaopaiwolaide,xianggenlixianshengtanyixieshiqing,nixianzaiyinggaiyoushijianba?”

“jianghuapainilaide?”lichaomuguangyichen,suijilengshengdao:“shenmeshiqing?”

lichaoyanzhongshanshuohanyi,tahailailaidejizhaozheigejianghuamafan,zheijiahuodaoshizhaoshangzijile。

“lixiansheng,woshiyigelvshi,jiangxianshengweituowolai,shixianggennitanyitannigenyezixixiaojielihunshiyi。”

huagangshuowan,lichaodemuguangjiubiandehanlieqilai。

“nijiajiangshaoshouhaizhenzhanga,douchashoudaowomenfuqiliangshenshanglaile!”lichaochenshengdao。

“lichao,duoyudehuawojiubugennifeihuale,womenjiajiangshaokanshangnilaopole,nilaopodegongsixianzaizijinlianduanlie,xianzainengjiutadezhiyouwomenjiajiangshao,yaoxiangrangwomenjiangshaotouzi,qiantishinibixuyaogenyexiaojielihun,wodehuashuodegoumingbaileba?”

“ruguowobudayingni?”

lichaozuijiaoluchubinglengfudu,yanzhonggengshihanmangyongdong。

“nimeiyoujujiedeziben,jiusuanshinibudayinglihun,woxiangyexiaojieyehuizhudongqisulihunde。”

“wozhisuoyilaizhaoni,rangnizhudonglihun,jiushiyinweiwomenjiangshaobuxiangrangyexiaojietaiguonankan。zhiyaoniyuanyizhudonglihun,womenjiangshaobaozhenghuijiniyibibucuodebaochoude。”

tingwanzheihua,lichaodeliansegengjiadeguijueqilai,shuxitaderendouzhidao,zhiyouzaifeichangfennudeshihou,tacaihuiliuluchuzheizhongbiaoqing。

duianyezhizhulaishuo,fennujiudaibiaozheshalu!

“nimenjiangshaohaizhenshidadeyishouhaosuanpana,rangwozhudongduiwolaopotichulihun,zheizhongquededeshiqingkongpajiuzhiyoutacainenggandechulaiba!”

lichaodeshengyinjiweilenglie,jiazazhebinglengdeshayi。

zheigejianghuashizhuanmenlaiwurutadea!

“lichao,wodiaochaguoni,nijiushiyige**si,xiangnizheizhongrengenbenjiupeibushangyexiaojie!”

nanrenkaishijixiaoqilai,haobuzaiyilichaodefennu。

“womenjiangshaoshuole,ruguonidayingledehua,shuobudinghaihuiyaoqingnizaijiangshaogenyexiaojiedehunlishangmiandangbanlang,yibanrenkemeiyouzheigezige。”

“womendouzhishiputongren,tingjuquan,geboshiningbuguodatuide,jiangshaoneigejibiederenkebushininenggouzhaorede。”

“ruguowoshini,yiqigenzheyezixishouhuoguadangshangmennvxu,haiburudeyibiqian,youleqianshenmenvdezhaobudao?nishuoshiba?”

还真是羞辱啊!

lichaozuijiaofanqibinglengcigudeguijulengxiao,zhizheneinanzishuodao:“niguolaiyixia,wogennihaohaoshuoshuo。”

neinanzimeiyouduoyi,baerduocouleguoqu,xiangtingtinglichaodaodishizenmexiangde。

“滚!”

lichaonuheyisheng,bianshiyijiaochuaizaileneinanzidenaodaishangmian。

zhitingdaopengdeyisheng,neijiahuojiuxiangshiduanxiandefengzhengyiyangfeichulebieshudating。

……

yunwushanzhuangyidongbieshunei。

jiangshijituandedongshizhangjianghuazhengzuozaishafashangmian,tashouliniezheyibeihongjiu,zuishangdiaozheyigenxueqie。

呼!

yikounongyudeyanwucongtazuizhongtuchu,mizheyanjingyoupinchangleyikouhongjiu,biaoqingshifenqieyi。

tayaoyezheshouzhongdehongjiubei,guijuxiaodao:“yezixiayezixi,chengweiwodeliewushiniderongxing,nijiuguaiguaidebeiwobuzhuoba,woyidinghuihaohaosiyangnide。”

哐!

tadehuaganggangshuowan,fangmenjiubeidakaile,yidaoshenyinghuanhuandechuxianzailetadeyanzhong。

“你是谁?”

jianghuadeshenselijijingtiqilai,dingzheyanqianzheigeturanchuxiandemoshengnanzi。

“haoxiangnizuijinzaidawolaopodezhuyia?”

nanrenmuguanglingli,zuijiaobingleng。

jianghuayilianmengbi,fanwendao:“nilaoposhishei?”

gangshuowanzheijuhua,tahuangruodawu:“nijiushiyezixishenbiandeneigefeiwu?”

“废物?”

lichaodemuguanggengjialingliqilai,youzheshajibengsheerchu。

“feiwuyeshininengjiaode!niyousuangeshenmedongxi!”

huayingangluo,jianghuajiukandaolichaodeshenyingturanchaotapuleguolai,kuaidetadounanyifanying。

砰!

fangfotiechuiyibandequantouzhongzhongdezazailetadelianjiashangmian,jutongdetengtongshunjianmimanquanshen,jiuxiangshibeidunqihenhendizazailetanaodaiyiyang。

zheiyiquanxiaqu,jianghuatongdezhijietuchuyikouxueshui,qizhonggengshijiazalejikeyachi。

naodaiwengwengzuoxiang,touhunyanhua,yanqianzhimaojinxing。

lichaoyibakouzhutadebozi,jiangtadenaodaizhongzhongdeenzaileshafashangmian,xinghongdemuguangyouruyeshouyibanyinleng。

“laozidenvrenniyeganpeng,wokannishihuodebulaifanle!”