第1章
“huangzinilaodianjinineigebsanlangganshenmewanyier？zaiyequraolejiquanleyebugank，juedeyequfengshuineimehaojiuganjinquankuaifendiba！”
“xialulianggefeiwuxianshangbeiyajiuzhidaoshuaye？zheimexihuanshuayezenmebuqudaye？”
“diandiandian！feiwuduiyou，bupeiying！”
diannaopingmuqian，yigenianqingrenkouzhongdudunangnangzhe，baixixiuzhangdeshouzhizaijianpanshangfengkuangshuchu。
neishousu，neipinlv，youruyiqu【yefengfeiwu】，gangqinwangzimakeximujianledouyaoganbaixiafeng！
qingcuijicudejianpanqiaojishengchengweilezhibojiandezhuxuanlv。
meicuo，sumushiyimingyingxionglianmenggaofenzhubo。
——过气的那种。
cengjingyehuihuangguo，dianfengshiqihanfuwangzhefenduanchangke，hegeluzhiyexuanshoutongtaijingji，zaixianzhiboguankanrenshufengzhiguowan，haicengshoudaoguoguanfangdegezhonghuodongyijijieshuoyaoqing！
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kexihuawuzhongkairi，renwuzaishaonian，fengkoucuoguojiushicuoguole。
suizhenianlingbianda，jishuxiahua，sumuzhibojiandeliuliangshiyuelaiyuechale。
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burantazaojiujinchangle，haibogechuizibo。
shijishang，sumudeyouxisuzhihengao，zaijingtoumianqianjihucongbumaren。
yikaishiguankansumuzhiboderen，huixiayishirenwei，zheixiaohuozipiqiyidingtinghuobaodeba？
shijishangwangeshangdan，beiduimiandayebafenzhongzhuawucidounengrenzhubufashangyiju：“shanglushinidie？”
zheifenrennaili，zezeze。
neime，weishenmexianzaihuikoutufenfang，shenzhiheyouxilideduiyou“jiqinghudong”ni？
yiqieyaocongsumujitianqianhuodeneige【lianmengruipingxitong】shuoqi——
【叮咚！】
【xitongzhengzaibangdingzhong......】
【绑定完成！】
【lianmengruipingxitong，benxitongwandejiushizhenshi，suzhuzaigongkaichanghefabiaoruipingyanlun，kehuoderuipingzhi。（ruipinggongjixingyueqiang，youxixiangguanxingyuegao，yingxiangrenshuyueguangjianghuodexishujiacheng！）】
sumutingjiantishisheng，chuisibingzhongjingzuoqi，gemeneryeshiyouxitongderenle？
tanpaile！buzhuangle！yekaiguale！
ebudui，zhongsuozhouzhi，beirenfaxiandeguacaijiaokaigua，neimeduolianmengxiaoshuozhujiaoshenhuaixitong，kaiqikaiguarensheng，yourenchuima？
caijiuduolian，shubuqijiubiewan，yiqianshiyiqian，xianzaishixianzai——
————xianzaihaibaigepilana，shishihouzouxiangrenshengdianfengle！
“hiahiahia~~”sumufangfoyijingkandaowushuchaopiaohemeinvfensimenzaixiangzijihuishoule！
sumudagaiyanjiuleyixiazheigexitong，suoweiruipingzhi，keyizaixitongshangchengzhongjinxinggezhongduihuanhuozhechoujiang。
neimeruhehuoderuipingzhini？
zheisantiantajinxinglegezhongchangshi，ganggangdeyanlunqishijiushiweilezhuanquruipingzhi。
【叮！锐评值+1】
【叮！锐评值+3】
【叮！锐评值+2】
【......】
yilianchuantishishanguo，xitongjiemian，ruipingzhideshuzhibuduantishengzhe。
ranersumuxinzhongqueananyaotou，zhiyinweizheizhongshoujiruipingzhidefangshitaimanle！
1000dianruipingzhicainengchouyicijianghuozheduihuanyidianziyoushuxingzhi。
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erjiusumuzhibojianzheixierenshu，tazanruipingzhidezandaohounianmayuea！
——woxuyaogengdadewutai！
sumuxinzhongturanmaochulezheiyangyigeniantou。
tazaixinzhongzhaohuanleyixiaxitong。
xiayike，yigexunideshujumianbanfuxianzaisumuyanqian。
【宿主：苏沐】
【手速：69】
【意识：65】
【反应：68】
【对线：78】
【团战：71】
【版本理解：70】
【suzhupingjia：chuyuzhiyeshuipingmenjiandeweizhi，duanzandedianfengqimeiyouzhanfangzaizhiyesaichangdewutaishang，shiquleshilijinyibutuibiandekenengxing。】
【suizheshijiandeliushi，nidegexiangshuxingchuyuxiajiangqushizhong，ruochenmiyudifenduanzhayu，queshaogaoshuizhunpaiweishizhan，shuxingxiajiangqushijiangjinyibudizeng。】
（zhu：lianmengruipingxitongshujusuanfazhong，lianmengdingjiliansaizhiyexuanshoudegexiangshuzhidejichuhegezhiwei70。）
chuleduixiannenglihetuanzhanshuchunenglimodaolezhiyejidemenjian，qitafangmiandouyaochabushao。
guandiaozhibohou，sumukanleyanyue
——ruipingzhi：443。
ai，renzhongdaoyuana......
meiyoulezhibojingtou，sumushuliandidiaoqiyigenxiangyan，siwujidanditunyuntuwu，haibashuangjiaozhijiefangzailediannaozhuoshang。
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《sktnaxiassg，sanguanchengjiutianxiawushuang！》
《pawnhedeftquerenlidui，edgjianghequhecong？》
《2700wanjiamengedg？waimeibaofakerjianglaihua？》
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hanguoduiduiyuyingxionglianmengdezaizhihaizaijixu，fakergengshiwanchenglesanguanwangdeweiye。
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——“zhubojishuzheimehao，buqudazhiyeyangmingliwan，wozaizheilidanggexiaozhubo？”
tazongshixiaozheshuo，“dazhiyenayouneimerongyia？”
shia，nagegaofenwanjia，meiyouyigezhiyemeng？
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taxianzaideshuxingzhi，liangeqingxunxuanshoudoubuyidingbideguo。
你当我是潘大C呀！
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正当苏沐沉思之际，
“嘎吱——”
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