第4章:升级秘典!我狠起来连自己都整顿!

“……。”

“……。”

shangdanjianjihezhongdanfatiaodoubeiluosenzheiyizhangchuanjixingrapperjishuomengle。

yitamendenaorongliang,suiranpingshizonghengxiaguduonian,danzuiduojiushi“jilejile”“dian”“xiao”dengdanchundejigecihuiliang,nalibideguotianfuyibingdeluosen。

“这人说话好脏。”

“bushi,nizheibobuyinggailaima?nilaiwohuisi?”shangdanyouzihaibutaifuqi。

luosenkandaozheizhongnitiandefayan,benlaihaitingshengqidexinqingmomingpingfuxialai。

zheibujiushiwangluoshaoye+juyingdejiehetima?

guoran,xitongchuanlaitishi。

【zhongquanchuji:nidefandunyishi、kaituannengli+2%。】

“yuanlaishizheiyangdezhengdun…wowule。”

luosenkandaoxitongtishiyinhou,jiumingbaizijizijiwuhuile。

tabenlaihaixiangdeshizhenshanmeicaishizhengdun,meixiangdaogen【yanwangdianmao】yiyang,henhenderangzheiqunrenrenshidaozijishigeshenmedongxi,caishizhengdundehexinyaosu。

erqie【zhongquanchuji】kebi【yanwangdianmao】haoshengjiduole。

yishizhijian,luosenchouchumanzhi,ganjueyanqianyuanbenbizeyinandexiaodao,yebianchengletanghuangmingliangdeyangguangdadao。

——一片坦途。

“nizheigeshuipingdefayan,wojianyinihaishiduoquyiyuankankan,yizhangzuijiuyouzhonglakudoudeganjue,jirenganjueechouechoude。”

shuowanzheijuhua,luosenbuzaiduoyan,tazaiyequpengdaolexiangguolaibaochoudehuangzi,2%defandunyishibudanshixianshangfandundetisheng,gengshiyequfandundetisheng。

yiduanqtianyinbojingzhunyupandaohuangzideeqluodianweizhi,mingzhongzhihoumiaogenerduanq,luodiaeagenshangshuchujiansu。

meishandehuangzigenbenzoubuchuqu,wumiaohou,zaicizangshenzailuosendeshoushang。

【[mangseng]dawozidongxiazaiyuanshenjishale[demaxiyahuangzi]oumeizhuanqu!】

“666。”

adkandaodayejielianchuanlaijiebao,likebiaominglichang:“dayefahuimeiwenti,dajiaxinpingqihedelaihaoba,zheibawojinjisai,qiuqiugeweidagele。”

“?”

“爸爸!”

“行。”

zhongdanheshangdankandaoluosendekdayijinglaidao2/0/1,zaikanadqiqiudeyangzi,yigegebishanglezuiba。

biqijixubeiluosendanfangmianjiaoyu,dajiahaishigengxihuanshidashideshangfen。

youxijinrudaozhengchanghuanjie。

danzheibarankluosenpaidaodeduiyoushuipingqueshiyouxian,zhongdanfatiaoheshangdanjianjidoushineizhongyoucaiyouaiwandewanjia。

dadaoshifenzhongdeshihou,jinguanluosenpinlemingdezaidaijiezou,kdadoushadaole6/0/4,danzhongshangliangtiaoxiandeduixianjushiyijiuwufawanhui,jinrudalieshi。

eryidaolelieshi,xiagushaoyemenjiurenbuzhuyoulekaibaidexiangfa。

【[fatiaomolingfensehongtougui】:“buxiangwanle。”

【[wushuangjianji]shouwojupaoxiangtianlu】:“15。”

【[pichengnvjing]lizhishangwangzhe】:“liangweidie,qiunimenle,zheishiwojuliwangzhezuijindeyici,jiuchazheiyibadefenle,qiuqiule,haohaowanxingma,didijinimenguixiale。”

【[fatiao]fensehongtougui】“xiongdi,zhenbushibudaini,zhuyaowozhenbuhuiwanzhonglu,xianzaizheifayuyijingmeifagenduimiandale。”

【[wushuangjianji]shouwojupaoxiangtianlu】:“duimiandayeyizhilaishang,wozenmewan?”

shuowanshangdanyoubuchongyiju:“dayebangma?bubangtuile。”

yizhizhuanzhudayouxi,gangkongleyitiaolongdeluosenjianzhuang,qijierxiao:“butuinishiwoerzi。”

jianzhuang,zhongdanshangdanliangrenshunjianhongwen。

“yinggangshiba?neiwotuile。”

“zaijian,adshulejiuguaidayeba。”

“guainiumo!”luosenpilipalajixushuchu:“dageyouxihaiwanchuyouyueganle,jiunimenzheiyangde,shibushirenleijinhuadeshihouduoqilaile?wokanniliangxianzaizheigebudao,zhidaodeshibeidabaole,buzhidaodehaiyiweinilianggezheieryuebingni。”

“yigeyingxiongyigongjiusangejinenghainengrangniliangfanggexisui,shuoshihua,nilianggenxiaobingdequbiejiuzaiyunimenhuidazi,xiaobingbuhui。dadebiwonainaidundezhutihailan,kuaituiba,bieyihuierzaibeixiaobingdasile。”

benlaijiuyaotuichuyouxidejigeduiyoukandaozheiliangjuhua,yigegedunshinaomenchongxue,tingzhiletuichudecaozuo,kaishifanbo。

kedachulaideyaomequanshi***,yaomejiushizhaobudaofanbodecihuiliang。

yishizhijian,doujihuaile。

“geweidie,erziqiuqiunimenle,biechaole,haohaowanxingma?”

adkandaozhongshangyaotuiyouxi,yijingyuandixiagui。

luosenrenbuzhudianlegezan:“bierendoushiyouxilidetongtianshen,ganqinglidexiadengren,nishiyouxilidexiadengren,xianshilidesunzhongsun,taixiaole。”

adyimeng,dunangzhebuganshuohua。

中上都看乐了。

ercikebeiluosenzheimeyigao,jigerenhaizhenjiumeijixutuiyouxi。

——luosenshuohuataiqirenle,tamenxiangbachangzizhaohuilai!

kexiyouxijushimeijitamenzheigejihui。

zheichangrankluosenzheibiandezhongshangbengdeshizaitailihaile,dengdaoleyouxizhongqi,jianjiyijingbianchengle0/5/0,fatiaogengzhongliangji,zhijielaidaole0/7/0。

wolongfengchuqijuyitang,liangrenbudanzaiduineibeiluosenjiaoyu,lianduimiandoukaishishangqilezuilian。

【(suoyouren)[xindela]dingjichaozhong】:“sucaiju。”

【(suoyouren)[demaxiyahuangzi]oumeizhuanqu】:“xixixixixi。”

【(suoyouren)[huyazhuwenshen]】:“toujiangzaiyoushangjiao。”

【(suoyouren)[xindela]dingjichaozhong】:“xintengduimianxiazi,yaodouyaoduange。”

“艹!”

shangdanjianjixianranshigebaopiqi,duimianzheiliangjuhuarangtabenlaijiucuiruomingandexinshunjianpofang,kaishipilipaladegenduimianduixian。

zhongdanfatiaosuihoujiaruqizhong。

danshuangquannandisishou,liangrensuoxingyibaidaodi,kaishizhanzaiquanshuiligenduimianshuchuduixian。

yichangrank,jinxingdaoxianzaiyijingdaolexiaguzhidianzuijingdiandeshuangqinshouhuzhan,shuangfangnilaiwowang,henkuaiyanbiancheng4v4daguimotuanzhan。

luosenbingmeiyoucanyuqizhong。

taxianzaishenqietihuidaole【yanwangdianmao】he【zhongquanchuji】zheilianggecitiaodaijizijidetisheng,suiranzheichangrankshilieshi,dantazijidadefeichangshun,youxi20fenzhongchutou,yijingnadaolejiukerentou,chenggongchaoshen,biduimiankdazuigaoderuiwendouduoleliangkerentou。

yinweitadecunzaiheaddenuli,zheichangyouximuqianhaimeiyouxianrujuejing,yijiuyouzhefanpandexiwang。

danloldaodishige5v5deyingxiong,22fenzhong,shuangfangqijudalongkengkaituan,jinguanluosenyijingkaidefeichangwanmei,shenzhijiangduimiandeadxianshoumiaodiao,dannaihezhongshangjingjiluohoutaiduo,yibotuanzhanbeituanmie,duimianqudelejudayoushi。

shengquanzaiwozhiji,duimiantongyangyizhimeicanyu“yuanchengduixianhetuanzhan”deadckasha,zhongyurenbuzhule。

shoudongdazi@luosen:“zhuanidieyouyong?zuihouhaibushiyaoshu?”

yinweizhongshangbengdetaikuai,benzhebangyoububangliedefaze,luosenzheichangbisaiguanggulehenduocixialu,duimianadwanjiashihensilezheigedaye。

daizhetongyangxiangfadehaiyouluosendeduiweiwanjiahuangzi:“shoutu,danbushouduimianxiazi。”

“6。”

luosenpieleyiyangongping,danzouyige6zi。

xiaguzhidianguoranshiqunyinghuicui,yichangrankxialai,gaipengdaode,bugaipengdaoderenjihudourangtapengdaole。

xianyouwangluoshaoye+juying,xianzaiyoushizhiyaonadaoyoushijiukaishishangzuiliandezuiliange。

zheizhongrenkansizuiying,shizeneixincuiruowubi。

luosenchenzhefuhuodeshijianmaihaozhuangbei,dianleyixiabiaoji:“doubiehuang,haiyoujihui。”

ranhouyibiancaozuo,shouzhibuting:“i7yanfahuanzheshiba?kankanniliangneigezhanji,shizenmeyoulianshuochuzheizhonghuade?feiwuyiyangdedongxi,daonalinimendoushifeiwu。”

duimianliangweixiongdiqiangzhuangzhendingquemingandeneixin,yinweizheiyijuhuashunjianpofang:“ni****!”

neibiandejigerensihudourenshi,jianzhuangyedoufalaigezhongwenhouhexiaoxi。

luosenbuzaidalitamen,fuhuochumen,xianshijinyequjianggangshuadehongnadao,ranhougenduiyouhuihe,yiqishouerta。

“daihuiernimenkanwotideweizhi,zhongdanjieyixiakongzhi,jiebuleyemeiguanxi,zhuyaokanwokaideren。”

luosenzaiduineiliaotiankuanglijiandanshuoleyixia,jiuyijingkandaoleduimianwugerendaizhebingxianqishixiongxiongdezouleguolai。

“……。”duiyoumenyigegedoumeishuohua,kandechulaiyijingbeiduimianchaofengdaozibile。

luosenkandaojigeshaoyezheifanying,renbuzhuyaoleyaotou,zhuanermuguangyining。

duimianadkashazhangshoukaishimofangyuta,luosenyanshenrudao,2%dekaituantishengfahuizuoyong,rangtashunjianbuzhuodaoleduimianzhenxingdekongxi。

mangsengtaishoutianyinbomingzhongqianfangdecanxuejinzhanbing,suihouerduanqgenshang,tuzhongshunjianwmoyanjiushiduweiyidaoduimianzhenxingdecexiafang。

hongsefangwurencishicaifanyingguolai,adxiayishidejiaochushanxian,quemeixiangganghaoshandaomangsengwmoyanrshandefanweijiaodu。

——mangsengq+q+wmoyanyupanweiyi,rshanyijiaochuaichu。

一库!!

duimiankashazhijiebeiluosenxiezheyijiaochuaifei,yantufeichangjingzhundezhuangjizaiqitasigeduiyoushenshang。

hongsefangwurenbeimangsengjifei。

“我超,好开!”

zhongdanfatiaoshigemangsengjuehuoge,kandaoluosenzheibotuqiguluo,shunjianchuaiwurendecaozuo,yanqianyiliang。

tajinjizheluosendezhutuo,fatiaozaiadluodiandeweizhizhijielada,jiejifeiheshanghai。

lingwaijimingduiyouyelikeshuaichujineng。

duimianadlianfanyingdoulaibuji,jihuluodijiubeilansefangshunjianronghua。

hongsefangzheibianxianshoushiqutuanzhandezhulishuchuad,bingqieqitarendouchidaolehongsefanghouxudekongzhiheaoe。

luosensheiyemeizhao,jiudingzhejulizijizuijindecuipixindela,pingjielingxianquanchangdegaoefayushanghai,zhishuchuliangmiao,xindelajiuyijingdacan。

fayuzhengchangdenvjingshoudiaorentou,hongsefangzhicishuangcquanbuzhenwang,tuanzhanchengyimiandaodebeifanzhuan。

yifenzhonghou,tuanmietishiyinxiangqi,luosenmangsengkdalaidao11/1/7,chixuluansha。

kongzhimangsengqinglibingxian,luosenzheicaizaisuoyourenliaotiankuanglifaleyiju:“duimianwugezhenyan?”

“????”

“******!”

benlaihaichuyumengbizhuangtaidehongsefangwanjia,kandaozheiduanduandeliugezi,xueyashunjianjiushanglaile。

jigeduiyouyezhijiepenlechulai。

“haoxilideyuyan。”fatiaonannan。

“queshi。”qitajigeduiyouyedoudaweizhenhan。

danhenkuai,tamenjiufaxianzijicuole。

dalongbuffdetuanzhanbeifan,lansefangbudanbuzulefayu,haichenggongguibidiaoleduimianzuiqiangshidetuijin。suihoudeshijianli,lansefangchuixianglefangongdehaojiao。

jinguanyinweiyingxiongjizhiwenti,mangsengyuewanghoushanghaizhanbiyuedi,danluosenzheichangbisaidefayushizaitaifei,jiashangyijingfeiqilai,yixinxiangyingdenvjing+qitajigezhongshixinxindeduiyou,hongsefangyuedayoushiyueda,yanchouzhejiuyaofanpanchenggong。

erzaizheiqijian,luosendeshuchujihujiumeitingxialaiguo。

“近亲繁殖?”

“kailema?woshuolingzhi。”

“有真人吗?”

“收坐骑。”

“农转瓦?”

——“aaa!!woyaonisi!!”

duimianwurenxintaichedipofang,beiluosenmeicijiandandejigezicijidejitihongwen。

zuirangtamenshengqideshi,duimianmeishuoyigezangzi,tamenmeicifanbodeshihouquezongshi*hao,genbenhaowugongjilikeyan。

benlaijiulieshidejumian,yinweixintaidebaozhayijimangzheyunduixianerchedikuadiao。

30fenzhongchutou,lansefangchenggongfanpanqudeshengli。

jiesuanyemiandeshihou,kanzheduimianwuzibuyuanyituichu,yijiuzailiaotiankuang*haogongjiluosen,chedipofangdeduimianwuren,fatiaomomingxiuse:“gentayiqidangduiyou,qishi…ganjueyetinghaode。”

“很有安全感!”

shangdanjianjiyerenbuzhudiantou。

liangrenzhiqianhaigenluosenfashengguochongtu,danyouxihoubanduanluosen1v5yimiaowupen,tianshenxiafandeyangzi,rangbenlaibeiduimianchaofengdaohongwendetamenmomingduiluosenduoledianrenke,xindilishenzhihaiyouyisinuanyi。

fenfenjiluosendianlegezan。

——《行为友善》

——《心态良好》

——《团队指挥》

luosengangzhunbeituichujiesuanjiemian,jiukandaojigeduiyouweizijidianliangdezan,yishizhijian,yerenbuzhulele。

【fensehongtougui】:“ge,yiqishuangpaima?”

【shouwojupaoxiangtianlu】:“jigehaoyouweiage,yihouyoujihuiyiqiwan。”

fandaoshizhiqianyizhirangrangzhe“qiugeweidagehaohaoda”dead,youxigangyijieshujiutuilechuqu,kandoumeikanqitarenyiyan。

luosenbujingantanxiaguzhidianzhanxianchulaiderenxing,tongshihuifuliangweidaxiongdi:“haoyoubuyongjiale,gennimenlianggewanwobuchunjizijizengjiayouxinanduma?”

“yihouhaohaoshangfen,biedongbudongjiushuapiqipenren,xiaguzhidiandefengqijiushibeinimendaihuaide,xintaihaodianbuyenengyingma?”

liangweidaxiongdijianzhuang,douyouxieyihan,tongshilingtingjiaohui:“genifangxinba,yihouwomenyidinghaohaozuoren。”

“xingle,jiuzheiyang,youyuanzaijianba。”

luosenmeizaijixushuo,yinweitademudeyijingdadao。

【zhongquanchuji】chu“baoji”le。

——【zhongquanchuji·zhengdaodeguang】:“nidexingweibangzhuliangweixiagushaoyemituzhifan,tuanjieduiyounadaoshengli。jiangli+2bei。fandunyishitisheng4%、kaituannenglitisheng4%。”

“chucizhiwai,nichenggongzhengdunlelingwaiqimingwanjia,yishi、kaituannenglitisheng7%。”

“dangqiantisheng:fandunyishi11%、kaituannengli11%”

jiumingwanjia?zheishibaduiyou、duishouyiqisuanshangle?

luosenxichuwangwai,meixiangdao【zhongquanchuji】dezhengdunjiexianzheimeguangfan,kanlaiyouxihouqitaduiduimianchaofengjifangdezhengdunshuchuqidaoledazuoyong。

“buguoweishenmemeisuanshangwozijia,nandaowozheimenulideyingxiabisaidetaidu,bupeibeixitongzhengdunma?”