“tang，daonishangchangle。”
suizhefanguirangduishouzoushangfaqiuxian，lanwangzhujiaoliannashenyouxiebuqingbuyuandejiangmuguangluodaoletanglangdeshenshang，bingxiangtazhaolezhaoshou。
“是，教练!”
tanglangdashengdeyingleyixia，bianshicongtibuximoduanyijineixiebianyuanqiuyuanxianmujidudemuguangzhixiachonglechuqu。
tayibianchongxiangjishutai，yibiansidiaolezijidexunlianfu。
tanglanghenqingchunashenzheigeshihoubazijijiaoshangchangdemude。
neikebushiyaorangtayijujiangfenchaladahuozheyiboliudamengduishou。
tayigeyinianduanhetongdeqiuyuan，meiyouzheizhongnengli。
nashenzhisuoyirangzijishangchang，neibuguoshishoudaoleguanlicengde‘mouxiezhishi’，dexiangzhengxingderangtazaichangguishijianlugeliangsanfenzhongdelianbale。
zheiyangzuodemude，buweiqita，jiuzhishiweilehuaxiashichangzuokaolv。
nbalianmeng，zhongjiuzhishiyigeshangyelianmengeryi。
meiyourenhuiyuliyizuodui。
napashicailaobanyebunengmiansu。
tazaiwanquanshougoulanwangdeshihou，jiuyijingyizhizaiwusehuaxiaqiuyuanle。
ertanglangdehengkongchushi，ganghaojiletazheigejihui。
yifenyiniandeduanhetong，nianxinbuguosansishiwanmeidao。
zheiduiyucailaobaneryan，zhishisasasuieryi。
yaozhidao，zaiquniandulanteshoulegenjianduanliededashang，zhijiebeitadingxinyangleyinian，yanpikedoubudaizhayixiade。
yongyifenyinianduanhetong，huanlaihuaxiademinxin，huanlaihuaxiadeguanzhu。
zheikeshiyibixiangdangzhidemaimai!
……
大洋彼岸。
企鹅直播间。
suizhetanglangzaidierjiemochangguishijianshangchang，zhenggezhibojian，shunjianbianshisaodongleqilai。
“wogan!zheibushihuaxiaerlangshenma?tatemeyouhuodechuchangdeshijianle?”
“zhenshidaolexuemei，wozheishizaoleshenmeniea，yijinchangjiukandaozheiwenshen。”
“wanle，babiqle，lanwangsanjutouhenburongyicailakaide8fenfencha，youyaobeilangmeile。”
“qiuqiunimenbiezaizheimeshuolangshenle，meiyoutashangchang，womenyehuishaoxuduolezibushima?”
“hahaha，zheidaoyeshi，wohaixiangkanlangshennaqiuzacaipan，naqiuzaguanzhongni。”
“xiaosi!qiugenbenjiubukenengchuandaozijirendeshouli。”
……
这一场比赛。
对手是骑士队。
tongshiyeshilanwangduichenglisanjutouyilaidediyicihetishouxiu。
全美直播!
qishiduizhulikongweisaikesidunwanchenglediercifaqiu。
tanglangzaiduiyounadaoqiuzhiqianjiuyijingchongguoqunaqiule。
haoburongyizaicibeipaishangchang，takebuxiangfangqizheiyigejihui。
yigeqianzainanfengkaiqixitongdejihui!
是的，没错。
tanglangbingbushuyuzheigepingxingshijie，tashicongweilaichuanyueerlaide。
qianshenyinweibeinbalanwangduixuanzhongbingqianxiaheyue，guoyuxingfendaxiao，zhijiejiuxiaosile。
suoyifangcaibeitanglangchengxuerru，zhanjuletadeshenti。
qishi，tanglangshizhenmeixiangchuanyuea!
qianshideta，shiyeyoucheng，youcheyoufangyougongsi，jiuchayigelaopojiurenshengdayuanmanle。
raner，chuanyuelezhihou，tachuleyigenbaqiuyuandeshenfenzhiwai，shayebushi。
youyushiliyouxian，napatazainbapinsipinhuodaqiushinian，yedabudaoqianshidecaifuyijidiwei。
genghekuang，zhengchangqingkuangzhixia，tayedabuleshinian，zuiduoyinianbanzaijiudebeicai，ranhoubeipohuidaocbamoushengle。
zheiyangdechuanyue，tanglangshizhendeyidianeryebuai。
haohaodeguoqianwanshenjiajicaifu，zhayanjiuhuifeiyanmiele。
上帝太不公平了。
nitiaoxuanchuanyuekedeshihou，nengbunengshangxinyixie?
shishangburuyiderenzheimeduo，nisuibianzhaoyigebujiudele，tamengengxuyaochuanyue，gengxuyaozoushangrenshengdianfeng，yingqubaifumei。
dannitemedeweiheyaopianpiangaowo?
我很差吗?
啊??
duiyuchuanyue，tanglanghenyumen。
真的十分郁闷。
buguoweiyikeyilingdetaweijiedeshi，zaichuanyuezhihou，xitongsuichidandao。
zhishi，zheigexitonghenqipa，derangnilianxushangsanciwudajiongcainenggoukaiqi。
weileshangwudajiong，tanglangbuxizaiqianliangchangbisaizhongnaqiuzacaipan、naqiuzaguanzhong。
而如今。
tazhichazuihouyicijiunenggouzhengshikaiqixitongle。
erzheiyeshiweishenmetayaojizhequqiangfaqiudeyuanyin。
tazhendeyikeyedengbulele。
jiranchuanyueyichengdingju，neitajiuzhinenggouyikaoxitongjinxingnifengfanpanle。
nadaoqiudaodixiandetanglang，kanyemeikan，zhijiebianshiyiqiuzaxiangleyijingzhuanguoshen，yuyaowangqianchangerqudeduiyouhounaoshaozhishang。
“咚~”
yishengmenxiang，qiudanzailedishang。
qishiduideaosimanfanyingjikuai，lijibianshijisuchongleshangqubaqiujianleqilai，ranhouyigefeishenshanglan，qingsongdebaqiudajin。
“OH!OH!!”
shiwulijizhuanhuaweidefen。
zhenggeqishizhuchang，shunjianbianshihuanhuqueyuededahanchusheng。
erqishitibuxi，gengshizhijiexiaodaoyidapian。
zhiyubeiqiuzazhongdexiaoqiaodan，yijizhujiaoliannashen、lanwangsanjutoudengren，zeshiyilianyihuodekanxianglehaizhanzaidixianchudetanglang。
这是要搞啥子呢?
zacaipan、zaguanzhongdouhaibugou。
jingranlianduiyoudouyaozashang。
这什么仇什么怨啊。
nishilaidaqiude，haishilaigaoxiaode?
duiyuzhongrentoulaidemuguang。
zheihuidetanglang，bingmeiyouqulihui。
yinweixitongneiqingcuideshengyin，yijingrutongshaopaozhangyiyang，zaitadenaohaizhizhong，pilipaladexianggebuduanle。
【叮!】
【gongxisuzhu，chenggongwanchenglianxusancibeiruxuanwudajiongderenwu，‘lanqiuhuangdi’xitongkaiqi!】
【gongxisuzhu，huodeyicikaiqimanghedejihui，shifoukaiqi?】
“盲盒?”
tanglangchayileyixia，xuanjiyebingmeiyourenheyouyu，lijibianshihuifuleyitiaozhiling：“kaiqi!!”
【叮!】
【manghekaiqichenggong，gongxisuzhu，huodeyongjiumanjichuanqiushuxing，yizizhudefankuidaolesuzhushenshang，yongjiue~】
“呃……传球?”
“就，就这??”
yuanbenjiweixingfendetanglang，neixinshunjianlianglebanjie。
特么的。
bierendexitong，yaomekaijushishenjisanfenbijiankuri/tian。
yaomeshidaanaifusendalibao。
zaibujiyeshifukekebidedantiaoyuhouyangtiaotou。
zheisuibiannayiyang，shangqudoukeyidashasifang，gagadefen。
quandazhanmusi，jiaotizimuge!
技惊四座!
danlundaoziji，zenmejiubianchengzhihuichuanqiudele?
tayigexiaoqianfeng，yaochuanqiuganshazia?
焯!!
“wei，xingxing，zheikeshizhengshibisaia!”kanzheyijiulengzaiyuandidetanglang，ouwendashengdehanleyiju。
“哦。”
huiguoshenlai，tanglangsuihoujianqiqiu，baqiufadaoleouwendeshouzhong。
ranhouduizheqianchangchongleguoqu。
suiranmeinengdedaojijubaozhaqielingrenjingtandedefenshouduan。
danmanjidechuanqiushuxing，zheizhishaoyebimeiyoudeqiang。
xianzaizuizhongyaode，jiushixianzainbalianmenglizhanwenjiaogen，ranhouzaiqukaolvqitade。
jinguantadeshangyezhishangbucuo，danmeiyouqidongzijinyufengkou，neiyiqiedoushibaida。
suiranzanshihaimeiyoushijianqumoqingxitong，dantanglangxiangxin，houxukendingshikeyijiaqianggegefangmiande。
bijingxitongjiujiao‘lanqiuhuangdi’，zheibumingbaizheyaorangzijichengweilanqiujiedehuangdima?