第8章客场消音器
linbaikanzhewangjie，chenshengdao
“来帽我啊。
suihou，linbaihuilehuishou，shiyiduiyoubuyaodangchai，zijiyaodanda。
wangjiexinlizhihu，zheimebuziliangli，bieguaiwohenle！
ranhou，tajiujilinbaishangqiangdule，kaishishangqubiqiu。
“fangshou！！fangshou！！qiangduan！qiangduan！
xianchangxiangqiyizhenyizhendeshengyin，zheixieshengyin，rangshenbeidaxuedouzhiangyang！zheijiushizhuchangdeyoushi！daijilehupandaxuewuxiandeyali。
可……
linbaixiaqiu，lianxukuaisudejiaotiyunqiu，rangwangjieyagenpengbuzhetadeqiu，ranhou，tayijikuaidesuduxiangyoulutupo，zhijiejiangwangjieshuaizaileshenhou。
duimianzhongfengheqianfengshanglaibufang，zaiyicixingchengshuangrenjiaji，zheijiushiyidingsilian！lianxusanrendebaojiayingxiang，bukuishizhenduigerenjijiadefangshouzhanshu。
danlinbaidetupoyifeizheizhongjibiedeqiuyuannenglandezhudele，genghekuang，tadezhugongyishiruci。
tawanquankeyichuanchushourangduiyoudefen，dan，tayouzheizhongnengli，zijijiangqiushangjin！
mianduiqianyouliangren，houyouyirendebaojiaqushi，jiuzaisuoyourendouyiweilinbaiyaochuanqiushi
linbaizhijieqibu，yigexilidebufahuangkaiyiren，ranhoudingzhefangshou，yigechaogaonandudelagan，congyoubianzhijieladaolezuobian，ranhoujiangqiupaochu。
qiufengkuangdexuanzhuanzhe，zailankuangshangshualeyixia，ranhouwenwendiaojinlankuang。
zongshishikechang，xianchangkandaozheijilaganhoudoufachulebukesiyideshengyin。
“linbaimianduisanrenfangshou，jiangqiudajinla！
jieshuoyuqibiandejidongqilai。
hupandaxuetibuxizhanleqilaifenfenguzhanghuanhu。
jiulianhaizaishengqidefangyinuo，yerenbuzhuweilinbaiguzhang。
linbaidezheizhongdaqiufengge，shizaishitaipiaoyiyouweimeile……
neishuzhanbiaozhundedongzuo，rangrentanweiguanzhidejishu，shenshendexiyinzheta。
sumuxuekanlekanqiangrenjidongdefangyinuo，youkanxianglinbai，buzijuedeminleminzuichun。
他们，是什么关系？
linbaicishiquanshenxindetourudaolebisaidangzhong，yanliyunhanzhetaotaonuhuo，manshishaqidekanzheshenbeidaxuemeiyigeqiuyuan。
ganshoudaolelinbaideshaqi，zongshishishifenbufudewangjie，cishiyebuyoudeyanleyankoushui，tajurangandaoleyisibuan。
bukeneng，wokeshiduizhang，talinbaishishenmerenwu，wotingdoumeitingshuoguo！
fangxiajiaolv，wangjiezaiyicikongqileqiu，tayaoqiuduidaqilaidandazhanshu，quanbulakai，jiangduimianlianfangfensankailai。
wangjieyinaqiu，quanchangjiufachuhuanhu，dajiadouduiwangjiegangcaineigesanfenqiushifendemanyi。
“jiayou！wangjie！ganbaotamen！
观众大叫
“yiwangjiewendingdetoulan，xianzaigujiyaohaiyiyansele，shenbeidaxuededuizhang，zhenjuyouyapogan！
changxiayigelaotoukanzhewangjiehuanhuandedianlediantou。
“hao，kankanshenbeidaxuedejingong！
bansuizhejieshuoshengyinluoxia，wangjieshuliandeyunyongzhekuaxiayunqiu，ranhouzaihuangkaiwangtaohou，zaifaqiuxianweizhi，youshizhijieganbachushou。
“唰！
youshikongxinruwang，xianchangzaiyicibaofachuhuanhu，bushaoguanzhongchongzhehupandaxuezhihuiquan。
“会不会防啊？
wangjiebuxiedekanleyiyanwangtao，chaofengdao。
kezhengdangquanchanghaizaihuanhushi，wangjieyanbianturanshanguoyidaofeikuaideshenying，ranhoutamengranhuitou，yisibumiaoyongshangxintou。
林白！
hupandaxuekuaisufaqiu，linbaineijikuaidesuduyijingshandaoleduimiansanfenxianweizhi。
linbaijitingchache，zaisanfenxianwaideweizhiweiweiquxi。
dianjiao，qitiao，taizhou，shenbei，douwan，boqiu！
yiqihechengdesanfenqiugaogaofeiqi！
“唰！
kongxinruwang！huanhudequanchangshunjianjijing！
“这……
guanzhongmenweizhangzhezui，fabuchushengyinlai。
“linbaisanmiaozhongjinlegesanfen！！zaishenbeidaxuehaiweituifangdeshihoutajiuyijingdaoleqianchang！
“wodetianna！tashizenmezuodaode！
解说难以置信的说道
95！
shenbeidaxuezirandoushimengde，zaibeijiaolianzaichangbianhechihou，tamenganjinfaqiu，zaiyicijiangqiujilewangjie。
“**，laia！laifangwo！fangdezhuma！？
wangjiebushuangdechaozhefangshouzijidewangtaozhijiao，youyidekanleyiyanlinbai，ninengjin，woyeneng！
“王韬，我来防！
linbaibudengwangtaohuiying，zhijieduishanglewangjie。
erwangjiekandaobizijiailebangenaodaidelinbai，buyoudelengxiao
“就你？你算什么？
takeshirenchengshenbeidulantedecunzai，196deshengao，zhijieganba，jiusuanbitahaiyaogaoderendoufangbuzhu，hekuanglinbai？
shuoba，tazhijiexiaqiu，yigebianxiang，gangyuzhijieganba，danquefaxianshouxiayikong。
taditouyikan，qiuyibujianzongying，suihou，tayouganjuedaoyidaoshenyingcongtashenpangshanguo，taganjinhuitoukanqu，buganxiangxindekanzhefengkuangxiangqianchangpaoqudelinbai……
“linbaiyouqiangduan！tajuranfangxialewangjie！
xianchangzaodongqilai，ranhou，linbaizaiquanchangguanzhongdezhumuxia，yijingrendedantiaogaodufeiqi，jiangjinkoulandeshihou，linbaihuranlahui，yigechaogaonandudezhediechengxianchulai。
suiranmeikou，danzheigeshanglan，rangxianchangsuoyourendoukandailexialai。
“咚咚！唰！
lanqiuzailankuangshangdanleliangxia，bizhiluoruqizhong。
“哗——
quanchangjijing，hupandaxuedehuanhuchuanlai，xiangchequanchang！！
“林白牛逼！！
yuanzaihupandaxuexiaoneideyigeshenchuan23haodenanshengdashenghandao。
“linbai！！tairangrennanyizhixinle！
115！
shenbeidaxuejiaolianliansetieqing，cailiangfenzhongdeshijian，hupandaxuedemeiyicijingongdoudachengle，tamenzheibianfanerbeiduanleliangci！
wangjieliansenankanleqilai，younazheduiyoufadeqiu，youdianbuzhisuocuo。
tajiangqiuchuanjiledixiandefenwei，houzhetoulanchushou，dandazailelankuangbianyuan。
youlundaolehupandaxuejingong，zheiyici，shenbeidaxuelianmangluohaolezhendi，kanlekanjiaoliandeshoushi，kaishifangshoulinbai。
“双人夹击！
解说说道
“shenbeidaxuezheishishenmezhanshu？！shuangrendingfang，sanrenlianfang？！
“dui！jiushizheiyang，rangtashiwu，wobuxintazheiyanghaibushiwu！
场边观众大叫
kanzheturanbishanglaideliangminghouwei，linbaiweiweizhoumei，tamenjiangtatuantuanweizhule，liankongqiukongjiandoumeiyou。
suanle，linbaijiangqiuchuandaolewangtaoshouli，ranhoujiukaishipaowei，keliangmingfangshouqiuyuanyijiusitiezheta。
duiyousidasan，linbaikandaowangtaochuanjilezhongfeng，dingzheduikang，meiyoudajin。
suoyourenkuaisuhuifang，shenbeitiyuguanyouyoulexixiluoluodeshengyin
“防的好！！
duimiankongweizheiyici，jiezheyigeqiaomiaodedangchai，dangdiaolelinbai，linbaimeiyoulagaimaodeshuxingdeshuxing，ziranbuhaobaituodangchai，yushikanzheduimiankongweikongweichushou。
“唰！
youshimingzhong，gaishuobushuo，shenbeidaxuenengchangnianjinsiqiang，zheizhongjihui，kendingbuhuiqingyifangguo。
xianchangzhongxinbeidianranle，kaishiyouguanzhongyoukaishilezhenghuo，butingdechaohupandaxuetibuxipenzhelajihua。
erlinbainaqiuzhihou，yeshitingdaolehenduoguanzhongchuanlaidexusheng
“回家吧！别打了！
“kuaihuiqudiaoyuba，shenbeinimendabuguode！
“zouba！bielaizheilidiurenle！gangjinsiqiangguoguoyinjiuxingle，biexiangzheying！
nazheqiudelinbai，gangzoudaosanfenxianwailiangmi，kanzheyanqiantieguolaideliangren，tingzhezheixieyanyu。
taxiaole，kanxiangguanzhongxi，sihaobuzaiyiduimiandefangshou，tahuanhuankaikou
“fangxin，wohuihenguoyinde，danshi……nimenshizaitaichaole……
gangyutieshanglaideliangren，haimeifanyingguolai，jiujianlinbaiheqiule。
ranhou，neikuaisubaizhengdeshenzirangtamenlimafanyingguolai，linbaiyaotou。
julisanfenxianwailiangmi，linbaichushoule，feichangbiaozhundezishi，sihaomeiyoubianxingdeshoubeiheshenti，bizhide，jiangjusedelanqiutoulechuqu。
chaogaodehuxianhechaoyuandejuli，lankuangzaitiankongzhongfeixianglehenjiu
“唰！！
“你们闭嘴吧……
linbaihuchuyikouqi，zuijiaogouchuleyimoxiaorong，shizhifangzaichunqian。
chaneijian，quanchangzaiyiciyaquewusheng。
“林白……
fangyinuomeimukanzhelinbai，buyoudejuedekexi，taniutoukanlekansumuxue，weiweiyixiao。
“又进了……
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shenbeidaxuederenfanyingguolai，lianmangnaqiqiufaqiu，dan……
“啪！
lanqiuyouyicibeilinbaiqiangduan，ranhoulinbaiyouyoudezoudaosanfenxianwai。
“woshuoguo，rangnimenanjing！
ranhoutazaiyicichushou……