第五章 你的基因随你妈

“zheietouzenmefenglezhenhaibengkaile,jiaomianshangdaolexueguanbujishichuli,poshangfengzenmeban?nimenzheixienianqingrena。”

moshengdeshengyinxiangqi,zebeishengduanduanxuxu。

“bingrenshentizheimexuruo,huaiyunleyoushouleshang,mayaobunengda,nishuozenmeban?”yishengyuqiyouxiebuhao。

yishenglikaihou,jianglinyirandaidaoyiyuandedengchenghao,zhijiebodalehaoyoudianhua:“laosan,wozaiguanjingpanshandaoshangjianlegenvren,nibangwochachashizenmechuxianzaineilide。zheinvrenshentiyouxiewenti,xuyaojiashuguolaijiejue。”

dianhuaneitoudeshengyinwanshibugong,lvedaixixuedechedao:“yo,gaibushihuaiyunleba?”

“caidetingzhun,kuaidian,jianghujiuji!”dengchenghaodaqudao。

“delei,yihuijinixiaoxi,jidianjiande?jutiweizhi。”neitoudelaosanzhengjingqilai,dengchenghaojiangyujiandejingguojiandanzhunquedeshuowan,gualedianhua。

linyiranfazhegaoshao,renyemimihuhudehunshuizhe,ganliedezuichunrangzhenggerendoukanqilaicangbaiqiaocui。

dengchenghaoyongzhanleshuidemianqiancashizhetadezuichun。

“shenmeyangderenhuibayigeyunfuzhaoguchengzheiyang?youyisi……”dengchenghaozuiliziyanziyu。

fangzaizhuoshangdedianhuaxiangle,zhengshigangcaidelaosan:“laoda,nihaoxiangjianleyigemafan,zheinvdeshicongbaipaicheshangbeichexialaide,bchengbaipaizidechekebuduo,kanchexinggujishijiangjiaderen。”

“nishuodeshi,jiangmohan?”dengchenghaoyuqiyouxieshangyang,“neijiugengyouyisile。”

“hei,woshuonizenmewanxinbusini,jiangmohanzheizhukebuhaore,lianzijiqindiedounengjiakong,fantunjiazuqiye。niwansheidenvrenbuhao,pianpiandongtadehuo?”laosanzhengjingdao。

“meidongtanvren,wolujianbupinglaizhe。nilianxiyixiajiangmohan,daozheiyiyuanlingren,zhengqiaowoyeyougeshixianghuihuita。”dengchenghaodeshengyinbujibuxu,wenrunhaoting。

“nizheihuogui,xing,woqulianxi。”laosandebanshixiaolvbucuo,budaobangexiaoshijiangmohanheizhelianjinlebingfang。

dengchenghaozuozaishafashangbingmeiqishenshoulibawanzhedahuoji。

jiangmohanlengzheliankanzhechuangshangdelinyiran,yimonanbiandeshensehuaguo:“shoushangle?ninongde?”

dengchenghaozhanqilaisonglesongjian,zoudaolinyiranshenbian,shouzhihuaguotadelianjia,“yigerenzaipanshanlushangku,wodaiguolaide。”

“jinmishu,liuyixialianxifangshi。”jiangmohanbugouyanxiao,yuqiyijiumeiyouqifu。

dengchenghaoxiaole,diguoyizhangmingpian,qingqingduijiangmohanshuoleyigemingzi,jiugaocilikai。

jiangmohanlenglejimiao,huiguoshenlaidengchenghaoyijingxiaoshi。

yishengjianzheibingfanglilaileren,lianmangzoujinlai:“jiashuba?huanzhedehaiziyouweixian,zhiqianfenghedeshangkousilieyijingchulihaole。jiaoshangshangdaolexueguan,xuyaojinxingshoushuchuli,nimenjiashuzhijiankuaidianshangliang,bingrengaoshaobutui,butaihao。”

“haizi?!”jiangmohanliansetieqing,“nalilaidehaizi!”

yishengmomingqimiao,yaoqiukuaidianxiajuedinghoujiuzhuanshenlikai。

bingfangli,jiangmohancongyinshuijilijieleyibeilengshui,huadepozailinyirandelianshang,jinmishumeitouyizhou,tuilechuqu。

linyiranbeibingshuiheleyitiao,zhengzhazhezhengkaiyanjing,kandaota,xinliyixi:“mohan,nilaijiewohuijiama?”

tayizhishouhenhendiqiashanglinyirandelian,shengyinfangdehendi“niguoranzhangpiqile,beipanwo?haiganhuailehaizi?”

shuozheshoushanghenhenyishuai,taxiangluoyeyiyangpiaohuichuangshang,fachuyishengmenheng。

tadenaodailiwengwengdeluanxiang,“mohan,nishuoshenme?shenmehaizi?”taermingdelihaitingbuqingtashuodehua。

“nibuyaoliandejiyinzhenshisuilenima。”tadeyanezhiseyiyuyanbiao。