大燕国，老母猪村。
“jiejie，aniangbeidiedasile，wohaohaipa……”
“haipataturanxinglai。”
pojiubukandemaocaowunei，yigexiaonvhaizhanzhanjingjingdewuyanzhe，yankuangbumanleyanlei。
“nier，biepa，”sunzhaodikefuleneixindekongju，yangzhuangzhenjingditiletipangbiandepocaoxi，daizheyisichangkuaidao，“sidetoutoude，zheixiadawomenderenyoushaoleyige。”
yizhenwuyandeshengyinchaoxingletangzaipocaoxilidechuxi，hunshendetengtongrangtadongdanbude。
zheishinageshaqiandaode，ranglianggehaizidoupanzhetasi？
dengdeng！gangcaibeitidehaoxiangshiziji？
咦？
tabushigendufanmentongguiyujinlema？
chuxiyuanbenshiguojiadediyiwoditegong，zaizuihouyicirenwuzhongdaohuiledufandetuanhuo，yeyincihuilerongyan，shentiyefeile。
guangrongtuixiuhoujiuhuidaolezijidelaojiaxiaoyuanyanglao，sihuzaojiuliaodaodufanhuibaofu，tazhengzhengbuzhilesannian。
zhongyuzaitamenlaideshihougentamentongguiyujinle。
gentadefuqinmuqinyiyangsizaileershibasuizheiyinian。
“lianggexiao**！meitingdaocunzilimianderendoulaidiaoyanlema？haibugunchulaiganhuolai！”
yizhenjiansuankebodeshengyinchuanlejinlai，ranglianggexiaonvhairenbuzhuhunshendoudongleqilai，baozaiyiqisuochengleyituan。
砰！
jinjiezhejiutingdaowumenbeidalidechuaikai，yigureqicongwuwaipiaojinlewunei，rangbenlaijiumenredewuneigengjiamenrele。
“lianggelanrou！kanshenmekan！zaibuganhuo，yerangnimendeadiedasinimen！”
lipozidengzhexionghendemuguangdengzhelianggexiaohaizi，yigejianbushangqianshuliandelaqilianggerendeerduojiuzhuaileqilai，“kuaigunchuqu！”
“anai，buyaodameimei，womashangjiuquganhuo！”
“不要打姐姐。”
……
kuhandeshengyinbansuizheyanredefanzaorangtangzaidishangdechuxinaodaiyizhencitong，yigubushuyutadejiyixijuanerlai，zhengzhanglianyinweitongkuerniuquleqilai。
这不是做梦！
她这是穿越了！
tongmingtongxingdechuxishishilibaxiangdemeiren，congxiaozaifumudehehuxiachengzhang，daxiaojiuzimingbufan，tiaolaitiaoqukanshangleshenweishushengdesunjiaxiaoerzisunyaozu。
sunyaozubujinyouxueshi，erqiemoyangchutiao，yishendejianzirouxiyinlebushaoshaonv。
weilejiajita，yuanzhuyongzishaweixiejialidebafangzimailezuojiazhuangcaijiajilesunjia。
sheizhidao，xinhunzhiyejiuyinweiduochilebangewotou，jiubeitabaodaleyidun。
chengqinyibaitian，wochuangsangeyue。
bujinruci，tadegongpoyejingchangjiaoxunta，shaohuogun，wankuai，bangchui，nengshunshoudedongxidouzhaohuguonvzhu。
zaihoulai，sunyaozugengshibianbenjiali，jiaoshuxiumeiqianle，nvzhuquniangjiayao，yaobudaojiurangtaqutouquqiang。
yuanzhushigeaimianzideren，riribeidadebiqinglianzhong，yehaiqiaobuqibieren，fengrenbianshuozijiyihouhuichengweixiucainiangzi，cunzilidenvrengentabushiyigedangcide。
tachulexiniangjiaxuezhiwai，zuicandejiushizheilianggenverle。
sunjialaotouhepozidalianggeguinvyejiubale，tazheigeniangqinyehuijingchangnatamenchuqi。
hentamenshinver，juedeyiqiezuikuihuoshoujiushiyinweitashenglelianggepeiqianhuo，yaoshierzisunyaozujueduihuigentajuanqimeide。
zheiyici，jingshisunyaozuzaicikaoshiluobang，rangyuanzhuhuiniangjiaquyaoyinzijiaoshuxiuyinzi，yuanzhuhuidaoniangjiabaxiaomeidingqindecailiyinzijiqiangzoule。
gangbayinzijiaodaoshoushang，yigeniubizilaodaojiulaile，shuoshiyuanzhukedesunyaozukaobushangxiucai，laodaoyilikaisunyaozujiuxialehenshou。