yaoshangyizhiqiangshijingudeshou，duodongzhengyiyangnielainiequ，tengdeanshengrenbuzhusuobozi。
yinleshengzheneryulong，changgederenyiqiangujishigemaidoufude，wulun**huozheshifuge，doushineiyigediaodiao，yiliantouru，danbiaoqingquexiangshibianmi。
shanguangdenghuangderenyanjingyaoxia，ruyannannannvnvdaduoshuyishanbuzheng，yifu，lian，baokuotoufa，douzaidengguangxiatongyichengwucaibanlan，lengbudingyikan，huoxiangshijinlezhaleyingdeshanjiwo。
“duoshenme？”nanrendeshengxiandiqieleng，jintiezaianshengdeerbian，yindiaoladezhang，touzhexinvehehunbulin。
“没……”
nanrenshoushangyongli，anshengbeipokaozainanrendehuaili，beitabadaodeqiazheyao，shituzhengtuo，relainanrenbaofuxingdekenyao。
“xuaner！nilaiyishou！”
maikefengdiguolai，anshengyiweinanrenbuhuijie，quejiantadunledunfangxiajiubeishenchushou，xiuzhangdeshouzhizhuazhumaike，kanxiangxianshiping。
anshengsongkouqi，erduozaijianshangcenglexia，cengdiaoshiluludeshuize，youchangshilexiazhengbukai，jiangzhenanshou，wunaifangsongshentikaozainanrendejianbangshang。
zhibuguoshenbiandenanrenyikaisang，anshengyigejilingzuozhile，xinli“huo”leyisheng，xunsuduandingzheiweihegangcaineige，zhunshiyigeshangouchulaide。
yige“maidoufu”de，yige“mojianziqiangcaidao”de。
erbianmoyinguaner，tachuixiayanjie，baxianqizangzaiyandi，xiangqilezheigeshijiedejuqing。
tashangyishisilezhihou，caizhidaozijishenghuodeshijie，juranshiyibenshu，youyuzuoweinvzhusideyuanwang，liunianqingchunjinfuyitiaogou，suoyisihoudelegetequan，jiushikeyixuanzexiayigexiaoshuoshijie，zuoweiqitaren，jixuhuoxiaqu。
tachuandezheibenshu，mingzijiao《bingjiaogegeqingaiwo》zheixiaoshuoshijiedenanzhuhenvzhuzhijian，neixiejiujiuchanchanenenyuanyuanaiaihenhende，jiubutile，fanzhenggenanshengmeishenmedaguanxi。
yinweitabushizheibuxiaoshuodenvzhujiao，ershigepaohui，neizhongjibianshisile，yesihaobuyingxiangjuqingzoushi，buganyushijiefazhandeneizhongzhizhizhizhizhixianxiaorenwu。
zhiyouzheizhongrenwu，cainengzaixiaoshuoshijietuolizhuxiandeqingkuangxia，siyideguozijixiangyaoderensheng，zheiyeshianshengxuanlaixuanqu，xuanlezheigerenwudeyuanyin。
juqingliyuanshenshigezhangzhehenanzhuxiaoshihoulinjuyiduanshijian，yougesaniaohenidejiaoqing，gennanzhujielehenduoqian，bingqiezhijiebuhai，qituyongrouchangdeqinvzi。
dangrannanzhufeixuanbenlaishikanbushangyuanshende，danshiyinweitajialiyouneixiezhongzhongnanyandechoushi，suoyitajixugenvrenlaizuo“dangjianpai”，wuyi，yuanshenshizuiheshide，lianqiandoushengle。
sheichengxiang，yuanshenguangrongshanggangdiyitian，jiuzaoyuershizumenhedalejitizhuangbi，gangshangzhendedaoshangtaiziye，liangfangrenmaktvqiangjidazhandeshihou，tingshenjinanzhudangleyidaohou，jiuxunsuguangrongxiagangle。
anshengchuanyuedeshihou，suoyuxiangdezuihaodejieguo，jiushichuanzaijinanzhufeixuandang“dangjianpai”zhiqian，neiyangtakeyizhijiehuaqinghezhuxiandejiexian，erhouguozijidexiaoriziqu。
danshitianbusuirenyuan，xianzaizheigejiedian，zhengshiktvqiangjidazhandeqianxi，yeshijiuyuanshenjijiangsongsidejiedian。
mashangzheibangmaichoudoufuhemojianziqiangcaidaodeershizumen，jiuyaoweilegexiaojie，hedaoshangtaiziyederenma，zhankaibenshijizuidiurenxianyandeqiangjidazhan。
zuoweizheiduanjuqingli，yiyingyongxishengjieshuliangfangzhandoudewusipaohui……anshengyoudianxiangmacukou。
takaozainanzhufeixuandehuaili，xiangzhedenghuikaizhanzhiqian，tajiujieniaodaoliu。
fanzhengtabudangdao，juqingyeyidinghuibushangyigeqitaaidaode，zheiyeshitasihou，zhongxinxuanshijiezhiqian，zaijinjiangzhuxitongdekongjianli，kanlehenduochuanyueshijiedezhibodechudejielun——juqingzuiqiangda。
suoyianshengwendehen，yanzhengzhengdekanzhezheiqunrenyuehaoyueqili，yueheyuemozheng，zuihouzhongyujinxingdaoyaojiaopeichangdezheiyibu，qiangjidazhanyichujifa。
是时候尿尿去了。
安笙想。
yushitazhongyucetoufenjilenanzhufeixuanyigeyanshen，congtadeshoubeibazijideyaozhengjiuchulai，kanzhetalunkuoshensuidecelian，jiaoshengdao，“feixuan，woqugeweishengjian。”
feixuanyiquhaowan，yuanbenniezhegejiubei，couzaichunbianmanbujingxindehezhe，wenyanzhenggerenyidun，zhuantoushixiankanchenglinglidekanzheansheng。
xuebodezuichunqingqingcheqiyigexiexiedehudu，benjiufeiyangdemeishaoyitiao，hengxiaoleyisheng，mantengtengdewen，“niganggangjiaowoshenme？”
anshengcuolecuohoucaoya，renzheweilifansuan，yanchunyoujiaoxiaoleyisheng，kaikouzhanhuhu，“xuange”
shuozhexuezheshuzhongmiaoshu，xuezheyuanshenyouxieqieqiededuishangfeixuandeshixian，xiaoquanquanqingqingchuilexiatadexiongkou，yanlimanshitaorao。
yuguangquezhuyizheyougepangziyijingchuqu，shuzhongmiaoshudejiushitajiaoleneigedaoshangtaiziyekanshangdexiaoqinger，baofanglijiuchadianjishangquanlei，caidaozhilezheichangqiangjidazhan。
anshengxinliyoudianzheji，feixuanyiweibumingdetaliangyan，niezhetadexiabacoujin。
anshengdexintidaosangziyan，chuyubenneng，shouqiaoqiaomodaolepangbiandepijiupingzi。
feixuanmeiyouzhendezenmeyang，zhishicoudejijin，ranhoushuolesheng，“kuaidianhuilai。”jiumanyouyoudezhuanguoletou，songkaileanshengdeyao。
anshengganjinzhanleqilai，gentapangbiandeyigenvdeshuolesheng“jieguo”，nvdeqingxiezhetuirangkailelu，tazhengyaozou，zhenggerenyijiang。
“pa”deyishengqingxiang，jihushunjianjiuyanmeizaizheneryulongdeyinlezhong，anshengdelianquetengdejiuhongle。
pangbianyoukandaodenanren，hahadehuaixiaoleqilai。
tade**beipailexia，lidaobuzhong，danshixiuchiganyishunjiancuanshangtianlinggai，shisheigandebuxuyaohuitoukan，anshengyaozheya，xinlibafeixuankabakabajiaosui，zhaganlezhiyoutuchulai，zheicaimaibuchaozhemenkouzouqu。
takuaibuzouchumenkou，zhenghaoyujianpangzixianggelaobaoyiyang，lingzheyiqunenademeinvchaozhezheibianzou，tashenbianshiyigekanshangquqingtangguashuide“xiaokelian”，yeshizheixiebaihuahualimian，weiyiyigebulouroude。
pangziquanzhetadejianbang，huaixiaozhewenta，“xiaomeirendiyici？buhuihaishangxueba……”
tayanshensichuluancuanshifenwuzhu，lianshangbiaoqingxiangshiyaokule。
danshianshengzhidao，tajiushineigedaoshangtaiziyekanshangde，tazheifuyangzi，bushitajinghuang，yebushitahaipa，ershitazoudejiushizheizhong“shoujingxiaotuji”defengge。
shulimiaoxietaxianggexiaobaitu，qishiandilishigeshirentu，baneigejushuojiqixuankuniubidetaiziye，shuadezuihouweitajuanleyanjiaomo，chengleyigeyukuaidexiazi+huowangba。
anshengshouhuishixian，zaixinlizezeliangsheng，zhuantouwenzhanzaimenkoudefuwusheng，“weishengjianzainali？”
“zhizouzuoguai。”fuwushengjianshengzhilu，anshengganjinshunzhezoulangzouxiangweishengjiandefangxiang。
lixingniaolegeniao，anshengchulaixishoudegongfu，buchusuoliaotingjianyizhendinglingkuanglang，gezhongzhuozixiandaopijiupingziposui，bansuizhenanrendeguoma，nvrenjianruidejiaosheng，anshengshuaileshuaishoushangdeshui，zheicaibanzheganjiadebeijingyin，zixikanlekanjingzilimianderenlian。
shitazijidelian，buguobitayuanlaigaoleyidian，erqienianqinglehaojisui。
jingzilidenvhaizibushishixialiuxingdejianxiaba，xiaoyuanlian，youdianyingerfei，pifubaixidemeiyidianxiaci，jijianduanfa，moshaodaizhepengsongdebanwan，jingzhidexianggeciwawa。
yanjingyuanyuande，bizishifenxiuting，zuichunyanhong，chunxingxiaoqiao，haizhuizhepiaoliangdechunzhu，kanshangquyoudiandianjuezuisajiaodeyisi。
“youhuoguolaile……”anshengpailepaizijidelian，zhankaiyigeweixiao，xinligaojieziji，zheiyiciyidingyao……
“啊啊啊啊——”
“吓死我了——”
“有人动刀子……”
“快打100！”
“ni**shiba，dale110，zanmenyepaobule——”
yizhenbinghuangmaluan，anshengbeizhouranyongjinweishengjiandemeinvmenyixiazijidaoleqiangjiao，paizheliandedongzuodunzhu。
zheiqunrenjinlaijiujiangweishengjiandemenguanshang，haiyongtuobadingzhu，jinlaijiujijizhazhayidunchao，shenzhiyoulianggeduima**，kaishihuouchetoufa。
anshenglenglepianke，dunshixindaobuhao，zheilimiandaduodoushitaneigebaofanglideren，haiyoupangzihoulinglaideneixie，shenzhihaiyouneigeshirentu！
这不对啊！
juqinglimianmingmingshihunzhan，xiaojiemendoudaizaiyigewuzili，jingchalaileyiwoduan……
**！
buhuineigewuzijiushiweishengjian？！
anshengganjinditoukanleyiyanzijidezhuangban，shenshouzhuaileyixia，qunzishizaiduandelingrenfazhi，tashencaidaoshitingyouliaode，**，yiyanjiunengkanchu，yinweitashenshangzheijianyifu，lingzizaididian……
yuanshenzheidabanziranshiweilequyuefeixuan，danyaoshirangjingchalailejiyiwoduanle，tashuobushichulaimaidedoumeirenxin！
takeshijizhe，zheichangdazhan，zaizheishuzhongdeshenshi，keshishangbaozhitoubantoutiao，caodandemeiti，lianxiaojiemendeliandoumeijidagemasaike，tayaoshibeizhaoshangqu，jiusuanshihouchachutabushimaide，meitiyebuhuizhuanmenweitachengqing，zheijiushiyigeyongjiuxingdewudian！
她还要嫁个好人的！
anshengcuoleyibalian，dunshijiujuedebuxing，tabunengzaizheilidaizhe，tadechuqu。
taganjinqukaimen，danshicaimodaomenbashou，jiuyourenlailata。
“你干什么！”
“nixiangsibiedaizhewomen——”
“nixianzaibunengchuqu，waimian……”
anshengliantoudoumeihui，shuaikaizuijinyigenvrendeshou，zhijiejiangmendakai，bianmaibuchuqubianshuo，“wochuqunimenzaiguan，buguowojianyinimenganjinfensankai，gaipaopao！”
anshengchuquzhihou，menlikejiubeirenguanshangle，takanleyiyanmen，yaoleyaotou，kanleyiyandishangdeanquanchukouzhishi，youkanleyankongdangdangdezoulang，batuijiupao。
dadoushengqishihaizaichixude，bingqieshifenjilie，jiaomashengyijingcongshuangfangfumu，shangshengdaoyigefeiyisuosidedengji，danshirendoujinwuzilile，zoulangshangfandaoshimeiren，lianfuwushengdouhepaole。
anshengjiakuaisudu，xiangzheganjinpaoguoquneijianfangjianmenkou，chulektvtajiushigelurenjia。
danshijiuzaitashichuchinaidejingerdaotengtui，yizhenfengsideguadaoneigezhengzaizhandoudefangjianmenkou，haosibuside，fangmenjingrantamadekaile——
zheitianshadektv，fangmenhaishichongwaikaide，yiqunrenconglimianzhuangchulai，anshengjihuyaobaxiaotuierchenzhe，buzimaidaoshenglijixian，yehaishimeinengduoguo，beibaofangdemen“peng！”deyisheng，paipazaidishang。
anshengyitaitou，jiukandaoyigeshanguangdedongxi，zhizhichaozhetadetoulianhuaxialai——