qingganzongyishang，qitajiabindouchanchanmianmiande，weiduwoheguyanningzhijianqifenshifenganga。
「wangyoumendouzaiwennimendehunyinshifouyouchixuxiaqudebiyao。」zhuchirenzaidapingmushangdakaiwomendeheying，nianzheshangmiandedanmu。
「meile。」woshuodegancuililuo。
wokandoumeikantayiyan，zhishikanlekanpingmushangzijidezhaopianyoumeiyoutuozhuang。
jibianshibazhaopianfangzheimeda，womenkanqilaiyiranshiyiduijintongyunv。
lianshangwanquanmeiyouxiacideyangzi。
dapingmushang，tadeshuangmouyiranshanshanfaliang，fangfoyouwanqianxingchenluoyucijian。
弹幕瞬间暴涨。
【mamawolaogongshangdianshile！】
【mingmingshiwolaogongqianmianbuyaoxiashuohaoba！】
【qianmianbuyaozhengle，taxianzaizaiwohuailini。】
【peipeipei，meimaomingmingshiquanshijiegongyoucaichan，fenshenmeniwota！】
【zenmehuiyourengenzheizhanglianlihuna！】
meiciduishideshihou，womendounengganjuedaoduifangyanzhongdeyane。
zheiyinggaishiwomenzuihouyicihetishangzongyile，zouwanlezheiciwomenkejiuzhendeyaolihunle。
zheirenguanlaihuiyan，zaiwaimianzongshibinbinyouli，huijialimajiwoliansekan，buzhidaoduoshaohuile。
zheizhongrizi，woqueshishiyijingshougoule。
jixuzaiyiqiwoyidinghuishengdabingde！
「duia，womenkendingshiyaolihunde。」tashunzhewodehuashuodao。
qitajiduixiangwomentoulaihaoqidemuguang，qifenyishigangadekuaiyaoninggule。
「nei……nimenweishenmehuilaishangzheizhonghunyinzongyini？」zhuchirenxiaozheyuanchang，「bijingqitajiduixianzaiganqingdoutinghaode。」「gongsianpaide，womenxianzaizheigesanjiaoxingwendingguanxiduoganga。」wopingjingdishuo，「bijingxianzaitayouqitadecple，danwomenyecengjingshijintongyunv，suoyigongsixiangkankannayiduigenghuo。」zheishierdaoshigewulong，buzhidaonalaidehaoshiyingxiaohaofaqidetoupiao，shuoxiangkanlumanmanhexinjinnvtuanchengyuandaizhenzhensheiheguyanninggengpeiyixie。
daizhenzhenyiweiruodeyoushiyingle。
tashiguyanningdexuemei，qianduanshijiantamenliangpailegeguzhuangjuhuole，mandidoushicpfen。
lianwodoukanguotamenbanjiangdianlishangguyanningxiangzhetajuzhejiangbeidejianji，liangrengezheguanzhongxiduiwang，yanlideshenqingjihuyaoyichupingmu。
ruguowobushiyuanpeidehua，jihuzhendeyaozhufutamenle。
danwocengjingyeshihetabingjianzhanzaiyiqidejintongyunv，yushiliangjiacpfendadebukekaijiao，yijiashuowozhishibazheguyanningbusongshou，lingyijiamatashixiaosan。
jiuzaizheigeshihou，yougouzibawomendehunyinpuguangle。
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womendecpfenziranshichidaolezheiyikoutang，daizhenzhenneibiandezeshipinmingzhengmingwomenmaoheshenli，daizhenzhenheguyanningcaishitianshengyidui。
zheizhongcijingdaxizuirongyixiyinrenyanqiule，lianzuikaishidecaifangshang，jizhedouwentagengxihuanwohaishita。
「woxuancuole。」tachenmoleyihuier，shuolezheimeyiju。
……
jiuzheiyang，womendezongyikaijile。
dagaishimouzhongyingxiaoshouduan，zhuchirenfangleyiduanjiandandeshipin。
「buzhidaodajiayanli，zheiduanhunyinshishenmeyangzideni？jintianwomenyouxingqingdaoleyiweishuangfangdepengyou。」shuoshipengyou，woqueyijingcaidaoshisheile。dapingmushanleyixia，chuxianderenguoranshidaizhenzhen。
tahualejingzhidezhuangrong，duizhepingmutiantiandixiaozhe。
「woheyanninggezaojiurenshile，zaishenghuozhongtayebanglewohenduo，woziranyeshixiwangtamentiantianmimiyizhiguoxiaqude。」wotingtazheimeshuo，renbuzhulengxiao。
zenmehuishi，chayedoumaidaozheililaileni？
shuoshiyaopingjiawomendehunyin，keshisanjuhuabuliguyanning。
yisishizheiduanhunyinyaopoliele，jiudoushiwodecuobei。
buchuwosuoliao，tazheimeshuowanzhihou，danmuzaicixianqileyilun***。
【guoran，haishiwomenzhenzhenheguyanninggengpeile。】
【tazhenhaokan……woyaozuile……】
【yi，duijiachaxiangsiyi，xundaowole。】
【woqueshijuedetaliangyinggailihun，bijingyijingmeiaile，bangzaiyiqiganshenmeni？】
【wojuedeloushangshuodedui，buaijiugaifenkai，mianqiangmeiyouxingfude。】
【zezeze，jiunimenzhengzhudangxiaosanshixingfude。】
【heng！bubeiaidecaishixiaosan！】
wolenglengdikanzhedanmuchaodebukekaijiao。
benlaiwoyebuxianglaide，bijingjiachoubukewaiyang，womenzheizhongyaoyaoyuzhuidehunyinzhanshichulaiyemeishenmeyiyi。
taidiulianle，jianzhitaidiulianle。
danshigongsishuoruguozuihouzheiyiboreduchaodehao，womendeheyuejinnengshangzhangbaifenzhiwu。
meirenhuiheqianguobuqude。
炒就炒吧。
bijingzheichangzongyiluwanle，womenjiuzhenchengmoshengrenle。