“meinv,ni……nizaikaiwanxiaoma?”sijideshengyinyouxiezhandou,wozhefangxiangpandeshoujinlejin,zhiguanjiefanbai。houshijingli,tadeliansebailejifen。
xiaolingxiyanjinglishanguoyisijingguang,xiangmaozhuazhulelaoshu,taweiweiqianqingshenti,shengyinyadilexie,daizhedianguiyidepingjing。
“shifu,qishiwoyoushenjingfenliezheng,yishengshuobunengshou**。wogangcaizuoleyiliangche,neigesijihuatebieduo,wendongwenxide,woturanjiufabingle,qiasileta,shitijiurengzailubiandelajitongli。xianzaiwoxiangquzishou,ninnengkuaidianma?wanleshuobudingwoyoukongzhibuzhuzijile。”
shuowan,tadeyizhishouqingqingdazailesijidezuoyihoufang,zhijianjihuyaopengdaotadejianbang。
sijiwozhefangxiangpandeshoumingxiandunleyixia,chechadianpaopiandaoduixiangchedao。
houshijinglideyanshencongzuichudereqingbianchenglejingkong,xiangjianleguiside。
tazhanglezhangzui,xiangshuoshenme,zuizhongqueshenmeyemeishuo,zhishimomodicaixialeyoumen,fadongjifachuyishengdihou。
chezikaidefeikuai,xianglixiandejian,zaicheliulizuanlaizuanqu。
kuaidaoshizhongxinshiyudaodianduche,zhangzhangdecheduixiangtiaojiangsideshe,sijihaobuyouyudidalezhuanxiangdeng,mengdiguaijinfeijidongchedao,chelunnianguolubiandejishui,jianqiyipianshuihua,yingshengshengcongdiandongcheliulijichuyitiaolu。
“didi——”delabashengheqicherendemashengciqibifu。
“赶着去投胎啊!”
“会不会开车!”
kesijichongerbuwen,zhiguzhewangqianchong,etoushangshenchulelenghan,fangfohouzuozuodebushichengke,ershiyikesuishihuibaozhadezhadan。
xiaolingxikaozaiyibeishang,kanzhechuangwaibeishuaizaishenhoudecheliu,minleminzui。
yuanbenzhishixiangheheta,rangtaanjingdian,meixiangdaozheirendanzizheimexiao,daoshiyouxieyongliguodule。
tataochushouji,momojixialechepaihao——wanyizhenbeidangchengkeyirenyuanbaolejing,yehaoyougejieshi。
chezizhongyuzaishixingzhendalouqiantingxia,huisededalouxiangkuaijudademubei,zaiyulitouzheguweiyan。
sijijihushiqiangzheanxiajijiaqi,shengyindouzaifazhan:“meinv,daole。”
xiaolingxizhijieshoujicaozuo,youduojile100kuaiqianxiaofei,tuikaichemen。
yinweitakanjiansijizaijierufeijidongchedaoxingshishibeipaile。
sijikanzhetaxiachedebeiying,zhangzhangdisonglekouqi,neikouqixiangshibielebanbeizi,fangfoxiexialeqianjinzhongdan。
budengtaguanyanchemen,tajiuyijiaoyoumencuanlechuqu,luntaimocadimianfachucierdeshengxiang,che**maozheheiyan,zhayanjiumeileying。
xiaolingxikanzhejuechenerqudecheweideng,wunaidixiaolexiao,taishoulilelibeifengchuiluandemawei。
yuhaizaixia,talalelachenshandelingkou,zhuanshenzouxiangdalourukou。
menkoudebaoanchuanzhezangqingsezhifu,yaogantingdebizhi,lanzhutashiyanshenjingti,zhidaotachushilegongzuozheng,tacaizixiheduilebantian,meitouzhouleyousong,songleyouzhou,yanshenlidaizhehaoqidedaliang。
dagaihenshaojiandaozheimenianqingdenvjingguan,haishizhonganduide,zhengjianzhaoshangderenbizhenrenshaoledianruiqi,duolefenwenjing。
diantihuanhuanshangsheng,shuzicong1tiaodao12,xianshipingdeguangyingzaixiaolingxilianshang,huminghuan。
menyikai,zoulanglijingqiaoqiaode,puzheshensededitan,xizoulesuoyoushengyin,zhiyoujintoudebangongshichuanlaiyinyuedeshuohuasheng,xianggezhecengmianhua。
xiaolingxifangqingjiaobuzouguoqu,xiaobaixiecaizaiditanshangmeishenmeshengyin。
liguazhe“zhonganyizhidui”paizidefangjianhaiyoujibuyuanshi,limiandezhengchaoshengturanqingxiqilai,xiangbeitongpodeqiqiu,“peng”dizhakaizaizoulangli。
“pingshenmerangtazuofudui!”shizhaopengdeshengyin,daizhemingxiandebufuqi,xiangzhibeicaileweibadegou,“huanglaoshizaiduiliganlesanshinian,congqingsiaodaobaifa,mashangyaotuixiule,lunzililunnengli,fuduideweizhiyegaishitade!lundezheyigewairenlaizhishouhuajiao?”
“jiushi,”linzhenyudeshengyingenzhexiangqi,daizhegufenfenbuping,“womenzhonganduishenmeshihouchenglezouhoumendedifang?tingshuotagangcongguowaihuilai,lianguoneidebananliuchengdouweibiqingchu,daoshihoubanzaleanzi,sheilaifuze?pingshenmezhihuiwomen?”
“aiai,nimenxiaoshengdian,”huanglaoshideshengyindaizhewunai,xiangzaihonglianggebudongshidehaizi,“shangjizheimeanpaiziranyoushangjideyongyi,yanduidoumeishuoshenme,nimenxiachaoshenme?chuanchuqurangrenxiaohua。”
“yanduineishimeibanfa!”heyaodeshengyinchalejinlai,daizhedianxingzailehuodejianrui,“wogangcaizaichelitingjianyanduidadianhua,haoxianggenchenjutilehaojici,xiangbatadiaodaobiedezuqu,kechenjumeitongyi。nimenxianga,meidianyingbeijing,nengzhijiekongjiangdaozhonganduidangfudui?wokana,jiushilaidujinde,denghungoulezilijiupai**zouren。”
“xingle。”yanjingzedeshengyinturanxiangqi,xiangkuaibingtourugunshui,shunjianyaxialesuoyoucaoza,daizheburongzhiyideweiyan,“zhenyu,niquwenwenfayineilishijianbaogaochulemei?haiyoujishukedehuayanjieguo,youqishiweiqingweirongwuhexueyedejiance,cuitamenkuaidian,biemomocengcengde。”
“sufayibushishuolebuyaocuima。”
“rangniqunijiuqu!”yanjingzedesangyindalexie。
“ee,womashangqu。”linzhenyuyingleyisheng,shengyinlihaidaizhedianmeisandeweiqu。jiaobushenghenkuaikaojinmenkou,daizhegujicongcongdechongjing。
xiaolingxiwanghoutuilebanbu,kaozaibingliangdeqiangbishang,cizhuandehanyitouguochenshanshenjinlai,rangtanaozigengqingxinglexie。
men“zhiya”yishengbeilakai,linzhenyunazheshoujichonglechulai,chadianzhuangzaitashenshang。
kandaoxiaolingxideshunjian,taxiangbeicaileweibademao,mengdiwanghouyitiao,jiaoxialiangqiangleyixia,lianshangdebiaoqingcongjingyabianchengganga,zuihouzhangdetonghong,xiangzhushudexiazi。
liangrenduishilesanmiao,kongqilimimanzhegangadeweidao。
linzhenyuxiangshixiadinglemouzhongjuexin,gengzhebozi,shengyinbudaquedaizhegujueqiang:“tingdaole,jiuzijuedianrangwei。womenzhonganduibuyangxianren,gengbuyangkaoguanxihunrizide。”
shuowan,tatouyebuhuidiwangdiantikoupao,jiaobuhuangluandechadianbeizijidexiedaibandao。
xiaolingxikanzhetadebeiying,lianshangmeishenmebiaoqing,xinliquexiangbeiyumaoqingqingsaoleyixia。
zheixiehuatazaojiuyuliaodaole,zhichangconglaibushiwenshi,youqishizaizhonganduizheizhongjiangjiuzilihemoqidedifang,tazheige“kongjiangbing”zhudingyaomianduizhiyi,shenzhidiyi。
qishi,tayebenbuxianglai,ruobushi……tabilebiyan,baneixieniantouyaxiaqu。