gulaotaitaizenmedoumeixiangdao，zijiazheigedasunzinengbushengxindaozheigefenshang，linggezheng，jingrannaozheimeyichu。
“nainai，ninlaorenjiazenmelaile。”
“wobulai，nishiyaofanletianle！”shuozhegulaotaitaizoujinjiuzhegushizhendeerduo，“haibukuaifangxiatamen！”
kanzhegushizhenxianhouqiangliededuibi，yanshengshengchixiaochusheng。
“好笑？”
gushizhentaimouzhongzhongdikanleyiyanyanshengsheng，lingrenbuhanerli。
yanshengshenglianmangwuzhulezui，zhuangzuoyilianwugu。
lianggexiaojiahuoyibeifangxiadi，cengcengcengjiuduojinleyanshengshengdehuaili。
“nimenzenmedaozheierlaile，mamani。”
xiaocenzheigexiaojiahuodaoxiangganleshenmeniushi，yilianjiaoaodizhilezhiyanshengshengdechezihoubeixiang，
“womenzangzaizheilimian，genzhejiejielaide，mamakebuzhidao。”
yanshengshengyouqiyouxintengdigualexiaxiaocendebiliang，“nizheichouxiaozi，zijibuxuehaohaibameimeijidaihuaile，xiacizaizheiyang，**jiudengzhekaihuaba！”
“jiejiezheimekuaijiugentalangbeiweijianle？”
顾时帧：“？”
yanshengshengzuijiaochouchu，suiranxiaocenyixianggentonglingrenbutong，danhaishibeitadehuahedaole…zheihuluandeyongci！
“langbeiweijiannigetou！ganjinde，wosongnimenhuiqu，xiaomazhaobudaonimendedanxinsile。”
xiaocenxiaodarensidetailetaishou，“dengwoyixia。”
suoyourenhaimeifanyingguolaideshihou，xiaocenpaoguoquyongquanshendeliqicailegushizhenzhongzhongyijiao。
gushizhenmianbugaise，qingxiaoleyisheng，“xiaojiahuobaofuxinhaitingqiang？kexinigegewo，xiaotuiyixiabufen，shitongqiangtiebi！”
“yanjingzhi！！！”yanshengshengchezhetadeerduo，jiangtalinguolai，“zenmezheimemeilimao！kuaigenrendaoqian！”
“buhaoyisi。”xiaocenduizhegushizhen，feichangyoulimaodijulegegong，“wozuoweijialiweiyidenanren，ganggangzhishizaijiancenidetuishibushizhencanji。”
顾时帧：“……”
“bijingtantuwojiemeise，niwanquankeyijieciweihuangzi，laipian…wu..”
yanshengshengshizaitingbuxiaqule，meidengxiaocenshuowanjiuyongshouwuzhuletadezui。
tagangadichaogunainaixiaolexiao，“buhaoyisi，xiaohaizikouwuzhelande。”
gunainailengleyishun，kaikouxiaodao，“budajinbudajin，xiaohaizibudongshimeiguanxi，darenzhidaojiuhao。”
yanshengshengzirandonghuazhongdeyisi。
“nainai，nifangxin，jiehunzhengyebanwanle，woziranhuihaohaolvxinggujiashaonainaideyiwu！”
“gujiashaonainaizheigetouxianshiyingdehaitingkuai。”gushizhenshanshandao，“nainai，nihuazhongjinmailaidesunxifuerjiushibuyiyang。”
“bizui！”gunainaizuijianbudegushizhenzheiyifudiaoerlangdangdemoyang，“wokannijiushixiangrangwogenniyeyeyiyangzaiyiyuanlitangzhe！！”
“haohaohao，ninbieqi。”gushizhenzuishoubulezheixielaorenjia，dongbudongjiunashengmingjiankangweixiele。
gunainainilegushizhenyiyan，laguoyanshengshengdeshoudao，“wozheisunzi，naoziquanyonglaizuoshengyile，nalidongdexintengren？！shengshenga，tayaoshiganqifuni，nijiugaosunainai，nainaijinizuozhu！”
“xie...xiexienainai。”yanshengshengshouchongruojing。
gushizhenwunaidixiaolexiao，dekuigujiaerlaohaichichengshangchangduonianni，dantingyigejianghudaoshideguihua，shuoshenmeyanshengshengnengchongxi，jiubizhezijiquleta。
doushenmeniandaile，haizhenshihutu！
就等着打脸吧！
gushizhenxiangzhexiangzhe，ganshoudaoletoudingdemuguang。tashunzheshixiankanguoqu，zhengduishangnvrendeyanjing。
看什么呢？
nvrenzhilezhizijideshange。
gushizhenzhoumei，xiayishidipenglepengzijideshange。
“靠…鼻血。”
tadejiatingyishengericshuoguo，zijixianzaigenputongrenbutong，danfanyouyidianyichang，doukenengshishentifachudezhongyaoxinhao。
“chenwei，tongzhierichuiwodezhuzhai。”gushizhenkanzhebixuelengleyishun，youtaitoukanjianyanshengshengyifuhaoxiangzijidelezhongbingdeyangzi。
ta“ze”leyisheng，“nishimeiliuguobixue？fangxin，meizheimerongyirangnishougua。”
gunainaizhidaogushizhendeshentizhuangkuang，shuobudanxinshijiade，dixialeyuqi，“shengshenga，jintianhuiquhaohaoxiuxiba，mingtianworangshizhenqujieni。”
yanshengshengdianlediantou，mouseweichen。
suirantaduizheigezidakuangwangdenanrenhaowuganjue，danyaoshigangjiehunjiu…takebuxiwangzijibeishanggekefudezuiming！
gushizhenkanqilaimanbuzaihu，gunainaidaoshitingjide，zouzhiqianzhijiandangenyanshengshengshuolexieshi。
liaodaocailiwenti，gunainaideyisidazhishi，zhengshizhujingujiajiuji，yishoujiaoren，yishoujiaoqian…
zhizhidanerxiao，kanzhegushizhentamenzoulezhihou，caimanmandicongyanshengshengbeihounuochuyuanliuliudexiaonaodai。
“jiejie，zheigegegehaoxionga…wohaishixihuanjiajungege！jiajungegeduowenroua，niquzhaohuijiajungegehaobuhao！”
wenrou？neigegounanrenyijingshangtianlebaobei！
yanshengshengchelechezuijiao，haishimeibazhenxianggaosulianggexiaohaizi，“xiaocen，zhizhi，neigegegequhenyuandedifangle，yihouwomenbuzaititaleok？”
lianggexiaojiahuolianshangxianrandeshiluo，yaoshuohejiajunzhiqianbaiyibaishundemoyang，queshiweizhuangdegouhao！
bieshuoliangxiaohai，tajihupianguolequanjiashangxiasuoyouderen！
yanshengshengnachushoujigangxiangjishenyuedagedianhua，shenyuebiandalejinlai。
lianggexiaojiahuoerbujianlezheimejiu，takendingshixinjirufen。
“wei，shengsheng，xiaocenhezhizhi——”
“在我这儿。”
dianhuaneitoushenyuezhangyuleyikouqi，“neijiuhaoneijiuhao...”
yanshengshengtingdaodianhuaneitoucheliudeshengyin。
“你在外面？”
shenyuedunledun，shijingzangzhuzijizhandoudeshengxian，“ng，wozaiwaimianbandianshi。”
yanshengshengxiangbuchulaishenyuehaiyoushenmezhongyaodeshiqingyaoban，xuyaotayidazaojiuchuqu。
“nishibushi，quqijiale？”