第1章

qiyubeizuoweizhenbaoxianjiwoneitian,mianmuxionghenzhangzuijiuyaoyaowo。

“keederenlei,biepengwo。”

houlaitaquezaiwoshenxiasazhejiao,qiuwofunongtadeyuwei。

1.

wogangdengjichaochenjiubiwoxuanxiuchongyinghougong,woshisibucong,bingfangchuhua:

“zhennaiduanxiu,xihuannanren。”

chaochensijian,xiwanggaibianwoxihuannanrendexiangfa,zhuangsilejige,jiumeirenjianyanle。

tamengaibianlecelve,wangwogonglisainanren,woyigedoubujujue,quanshoujingongli。

fanzhengguokuyouqian,zhenyangdeqizheimeduoxianren。

zhenghaohainengrangtamenzengqianghuanggongdeshouweililiang,baipiaojigeshiwei,xuezhuan。

jinrishangchaoshi,youyouchaochenxianmeiren,woanlixiaona。

sheizhitamenjingtaishanglaigegaizhebudelongzi,ranhouyilianshenmideliuxiayiju,“bixiakendinghuixihuande。”

suihoudachenmenquanzoule,liuwozaiyuandinaozhetoubuzhisuocuo。

woxianlebu,beijingyandaoshuobuchuhua。

2.

baifalanmoudejiaorenshaonian,yixiqingshaguoshen,beitieliankunbangtangzailongzili。

shenshangyoubeinvedadeshanghen,haishenzhexue,xuerantoubaisedebosha,youzhongjingxindongpodemei。

wobeitayinbaiseshanzheyaoyanguangmangdeyuweixiyin,dunxiashen,shenshoushitanzhemoqu。

sheizhigangyipengshang,jiubeiyuweishuaideyigelieju。

“keederenlei,biepengwo。”

jiaorenshaonianlansemouzilidaizhejifenleiyi,yanweifahong,beiwopengguodeyuweizhengbuandiquansuozhe。

wokanzheyanqianderenyu,yuekanyueyanshu,bozishangdelinpianyinyinfarewocaixiangqileshenme。

yushiwoqilehuaixinsi,zhunbeidouyidouta,woshenchushouchuotadexiaofu,talianseyufahongrun。

laihuijici,tabeiwodoudeqiji,youyaoyongyuweidawo,woqueshishishouhuileshou,gezhelongzi,tadabudaowo。

wodakailongzi,batabaozaihuailihuileqingong。

taxiangzhengzhaquezhengbudong,tabeixialequanshenwulideyao,zheishichaochenmendelaoguijule。

wobatarengzaichuangshang,qishenerxia,zaitalianshangqinleyikou,youshunshoumoleliangbatadefuji。

taxiufenyusi,yilianbukezhixin,“wozangle”debiaoqingkanzhewo,wozairenbuzhuxiaochulesheng。

“qiyu,nikesuanluozaiwoshoushangle。”

“zanliangcaijinianmeijian,nizenmehunchengzheiyangle?”

tingdaowodehua,zaichuangshangtangshideqiyuzhengdaleshuangyan,renchuwoshisheihou,yiweibabawoxianfanlechuqu。

“xinfei,laozihenimeiwan!”

woshuaixiachuangshanleyao,canjiaochusheng,jiuzheiyisheng,mangongderendouchuanfengle。

shuoshenme,dangjinbixiaganjurenxia。

瞧瞧,这像话么?

3.

worenshiqiyudeshihou,tacongheliyiyueerchu,qiangzouleshushangweiyiyigeshizi。

woqidetiaojinhelizhuizhetada,quetilibuzhi,chadiannisi,fanbeitajiule。

wozaihebianxinglaideshihou,shenbianzhiyoujitiaoyuheyipianpiaoliangdelinpian。

yuanbenmanxindeyuanqi,zaichidaoxiangpenpendekaoyushi,quansanlequ。

neijitiaoyushiwoyigedongtiandekouliang,linpianyebeiwochuanshangshengzidaizailebozishang。

wocongxiaojiugenzhelaomamaliulang,yaofanchi,yaobudaojiuqiang、jiutou。

houlailaomamasile,woyigeren,bugantou,buganqiangjiuzongshieduzi。

wosantianjiuchileyikuaiganmomo,bishitoudouying,wohanzaizuiliyidiandianyongkoushuihuakaiyanxiaqu。

neikeshizishushiwozhaolesantiankandaodeweiyinengchidedongxi,woxiaoxinyiyidepashangshu。

jiuzaiwodeshoukuaiyaopengdaoshizideshihou,shuilitiaochulaitiaoyu,qiangzoulewodeshizi。

那条鱼就是祁玉。

xingxushiqianglewodedongxixinxu,woyanzhehebianzhaoshiwudeshihou,tazonggenzhewo。

wozonghetabanzui,laomamasihou,wowuliaoderenshengyezongguiyoulezheimegerendepeiban。

henshenqideshi,buguanwoqulena,wozhiyaoquzuijindehebianhanyishengqiyu,tajiunenglikecongshuilizuanchulaijiwoyiweiba。

womenjiuzheimehuxiangpeiban,duguolewozuijiankudewunian。

houlaiwotoudongxibeizhua,chaotingderenrenchulewo,shuowoshitamenliuluominjiandehuangzi,yaodaiwoqujingcheng。

linzouneitian,woquhebiangenqiyugaobie,kerenwozenmehuhan,qiyudoumeichuxian。

wozhihaomailaiyidaduidehaochidefangzaihebian,youliulezhangzhitiaojita。

wohuilejingcheng,momingqimiaochenglehuangzi,houlailaohuangdisile,wojiuchenglexinhuang。