第六章 你没洗手啊!

linjinbangwan,tianbianguazheyimoyuhui,xiaoyuanneirenlairenwang,gezibenmang。

xiaobaoweichu,lianshangguacaidechishaozaibaozhengshushangqianxiazijidemingzi,erbianbuduanchuanlaibaoweilaoshidezhunzhunjiaodao。

“nimennianqingrenjiushichongdong,youshibunengshangliangzhejiejuema?feidedongshou!xiabuweili!xiacichufakejiumeiyouzheimejiandanle!”

chishaochuixiayanmou,lianshangmeishenmebiaoqing,pangfozheixiechengfagentahaowuguanxi:“zhidaole。”

laoshimanyidiandiantou,jiangsuoyourendouhonglechuqu。

zouzailinyinlushang,jiangxuwenkanshenpangchenmoguayandechishao,yeyudao:“xishengtingdaa,bazijizheixueqijiangxuejinhejunxunpingyouzigedoudajinqule,weilechenan,zhidema?”

“gun!”chishaobieniedibieguotou,shifenbuzantong,“sheishuowoshiweileta,tazenmeyanggenwoyoushenmeguanxi。wozhishikanbuguanzheizhongxingweibale。”

jiangxuwenkanpobushuopo,jixuxiaodao:“neigaozhongshi,wozenmebujiannibazijidayiduna。”

“wo…”chishaomingxianbeiyeleyixia,suijihuiqiquantouzuochuyaodarendejiashi,“piyanglebani!zhaodashibushi!”

jiangxuwenyebuhuangzhang,rendingtaletabuhuidaziji:“niganggangkeshixieguobaozhengshu,woxiangxinbaoanchuneilaoshihaimeixiaban,yaobunizaiquhehecha。”

chishaobenxiangbuzailihuita,keturanlingguangyishan,zhaodaoleyigediaokantadehaojihui:“buduia,nizuijinhaoxiangzongshitidaochenan,ruguowomeijicuodehua,nizhongwushixiangjitamairouchiba,yiqianwozenmebujiannizheimehaoxin?”

wenyan,jiangxuwenshentiyijiang,yandixunsushanguoyidaoanmang,henkuaiyouxiaoshibujian。takanxiangyuanfang,biaoqingshensui:“meishenme,jiudangwoleyuzhurenba。”

池邵:“……”

yutamenxianggebudaoshimidejuli,wangqiangzhanzaijiaoxuelouguaijiaochu,lianshangtongyangyoujichuyuqing,kanzhetamendebeiyingehenhentukoutuomo,kannimenhainengdeyiduojiu。tataochushouji,jiangzhiqiantoupaidezhaopianfasongdaobeizhumingjiao“laoda”deyouxiangli。

【laoda,renwozhaodaole,jinnianwaiguoyuxueyuanyingyuxixinsheng,baoninmanyi!】

henkuai,wangqiangshoudaolehuifu。

【kanzhehaibucuo,dengwoquhuihuita,zheiduanshijiannixianbiedingzhele。】

wangqiangshouqishouji,lianseyinchen,ganrelaozi,jianglaiyounimenhaoshoude!

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“zenmehaimeihuilaia...”

zainiantaowushucizhihou,qinshimenkouzhongyuyouledongjing。

chenanlikewangxiangmenkouchu,kesuijiyouchuixiayanmou,yanzhongdexinxizhujianbeishiwangdaiti。

“talianghaimeihuilaini?”yuanshuaitizhesifenhefanjinlai,“nixianchidianfanba,nicongzhongwujiumeichiguodongxi,zheiyangxiaqushentihuishoubulede。”

jiantabuhangsheng,haishimanlianaohuidemoyang,yuanshuaiwunaijianghefansaidaotashouli:“chidianba。”

chenanzuizhongjieguo,xiaoshengdaolexie。qishitaxianzaimeiyouxinqingchidongxi,zhiqiandouexiguanle,xianzaieliangdunyemeishenmeguanxi。buguotayebuxianggufuyuanshuaidehaoyi,balalejikoujiubuzaidongle。

chenanxianglehenduo,ruguozijimeiyouqujieneiliangpandapanji,huibuhuijiubuhuifashengxiamiandeshile。

yuanshuaihaoxiangkanchutadexiangfa:“nibiexiangtaiduo,sheizhidaoneihundanzheimejichou,zhengoufanrende!”

“suanle,wohaishiqubaoweichuzhaotaba。”chenanyuexiangyuejuedebuan,tajuedingqinziqupaoyitang。

cishi,qinshimenzaicibeituikai。

jiangxuwenlvxianzoujinlai,houmiangenzhelianheidechishao。

chishaolianshangdeyuqinghaimeisanqu,shaobuzhuyijiuhuitengdeziyaliezui。tabujinzhoumachusheng,congjuzilizhaochuyifu,younashangmaojinhexiangzaozouchuqu,kanyangziyaoquxizao。

chenankantadeyangzi,xiangwenyoubuganwen,zhihaobamuguangzhuanxiangjiangxuwen。

jiangxuwenjielebeishuiyiyinerxia,anweidao:“bietaidanxin,bushishenmedashi。”takanzhechenandunledun,jixushuodao,“jiushiquxiaolejunxunpingyouzigehejinnianjiangxuejin。”

“a?!”chenanjingyachusheng,“zhei…zheihaibuyanzhonga!”

jiangxuwenxiaodeyouxieshenmi,guzuowanxidao:“ai,tazuishangshizheimeshuo,buguowozhidaotayaoqiang,buhuibazijizhenshixiangfabiaodachulai,nidaoshihoukedehaohaoxiexieta,anweita。”

chenanlenglengdidiantou,biaoqingshifenzantong,zheishiyinzijierqi,shigaihaohaoxiexierenjia。

jiangxuwenbuzaishuohua,diandaoweizhi。

buyihuierchishaoguangzheshangshenhuilai,bakuaifujihenshireyan。

chenancongchoutilinachuhonghuayoudijichishao:“ninazheba,lianshangke…keyiyong”jiezhechenmolehui,naodaichuidedidide,youjixushuodao,“buguohenbaoqian,hainishoudaolezheimezhongdechufa...”

wenyan,jiangxuwenkanxiangta,jixutianlebahuo:“buguannishi,nibuyongzize,shizheijiahuoxiandongdeshou。yiqiandangdagedangxiguanle,nengdongshoujiujuebuduoshuoyiju。”

“dage?!zheimeniubi!”yuanshuaiganghaoyanxiazuihouyikoufan,chadianbeizheijuhuajingdeyezaihoulongli。

chishaojieguohonghuayou,dandandeshuolejuxiexie,jiezhepielejiangxuwenyiyan。

yisizaishuo,nihuazhenduo。

江须闻笑而不语。

xidenghouchenantangzaichuangshang,henjiumeiyoushuizhe。tajiezheyueguangkanxiangyutabingpaidechuangpu,danguangxiantaian,meiyoukanqing,tazhihaozuoba。

xiawuchishaoweitatingshenerchudeneiyike,zaitanaohaizhongjiujiubunengsanqu。

chenancongxiaoshouguobushaoqifu,danconglaimeiyourenxiangchishaozheiyangbangguota。zheizhongqilingzaitafumuguoshihouyueyanyuelie,cunzilidaduoshurendouxiantashiwenshen,haisilezijidefumuhexiaoshu,gengshidingzhuzijidehaizilitayuanyuande。

meicichenanbeiqifu,huijiahougenbenbugangaosunainai,zhihaoyeliyigerenduozaitiandiliku,diertianyouzhuangzuomeishirenyiyang,gennainaigaobie。

zheixieshichenanyizhizangzaixinli,buganquxiang,tapaxiangdeduole,jiuyongyuanyewangbudiaole。

chenandingzhetianhuaban,yanjingyizhabuzha,xiangqicongkaixuedaoxianzaifashengdeshi,bujinninandao:“chishao...nijiujingshizenyangyigerenni....”

zhengzaixiangzhe,duzi“gulu”yisheng,chenanshunjianqingxing,tafanlegeshen,qiangpozijishuijue。

meiguojifenzhong,tarenmingdexialechuang。

妈的,好饿啊!

taxiangqiwanshangmeichijikoudehefan,zhenghaokeyinaquyangtaijiejuediao。

yangtaimenbeihuanhuantuikai,zhengdunzaiyueguangxiadebeiyingyijiang,neirenmanmanzhuanguotou。

jiezheyuese,chenanyezhongyukanqingleneirendemoyang。

池邵:......

陈安:......

yifenzhonghou,liangrenbingpaizhedunzaiyiqi。

huoxushihuamianbutaimeili,chenanbutingdibalazheneihezaoyiliangtoudemifan。

chishaorenbuzhuyigebanliqiaozaitatoushang:“chineimekuainixiangbazijiyesia!”

chenanchitongdewutou,daiyouyuanhendexiaobiaoqingkanxiangta。

chishaoqingxiaoyisheng:“bufujiulaizouwoa,xiaotubaozi!”tazaojiuxiangzheimejiaotale,zhengtianweiweinuonuode,yifumeijianguoshimiandeyangzi,zhenxianggetubaozi。

chenanshunjianqishiquanwu,tadangranbuganzouta,zhinengzhizhiwuwudao:“buyaojiaowoxiaotubaozi,wocaibushini...”

“jiunineifuxiaoshenbanyang”chishaojiangzijifanhelineigenjituidiujichenan,“duochidian,shengdeyihoubeirenqifulehaibuganhaishou。”

chenanpiepiezui,haoba,haoxiangqueshishizheiyang。tadingzheneigenjituikanlepianke,huanhuankaikoudao:“jintian...xiexieni。”

“ng?”chishaolailexingzhi,“nixiangzenmexiewo?”

“wo...”chenanlengzhu,zheimeshuolai,tahaoxiang….haimeixianghao。

“suanle,”chishaozhanqishen,“yihouzaishuoba。”taditoukanzhechenanruanmianmiandetouding,shenshouequweidezaishangmianrouleyiba,ranhoudayaodabaidezouhuiqinshi。

chenanlengleyixia,jiezhecaifanyingguolai,nimeixishoua!