第三章 来打个招呼

woniejindianhua,shenzhizheiyiqu,zheibiqiankongpameineimehaojie。

可我没办法了。

zhiyaobabanenghuoming,woneidiankeliandezizun,buyaoleyounengzenyang?

woyibianjizijizuozhexinlijianshe,yibianwanghuayunhuisuogan。

zhishimeixiangdao,dangwolaidaobaojian,limianchuleguyan,juranhaiyoulingyigenanren。

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“guzong,zheimepiaoliangdemeinv,bujieshaoyixiama?”tabianwenbianshangxiadaliangwo,neiguhaobuyanshideyuhuorangwojinbuzhuzhifanwei。

gangxiangzhaogebuxianyandejiaoluozuoxia,guyanqueturanqishen,dangzailewomianqian。

“zheiweia,xingtang,shiwozuotiangangbaoxialaidechongwu。”taqingroudilanzhuwo,mozhewodetou,youhongdao,“lai,tangxiaojie,genwomendeshizongdagezhaohu。”

chongwu?woxinlixiangxiao,tazheishizhenbawodanggoulema?

woxiayishixiangzhengkaita,neizhishoubeiqueyixiashoudegengjin。

xiangdaolaizheilidemude,jiangchijimiao,wozhongshibudebupeihe,weiweidixialetou,“shizonghao。”

huayingangluo,yizhishouturannieqiwodexiaba。

wobeipoduishangleyishuangyoushenlengjideyan。

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wojinyaozhechun,yijuhuadoubuxiangshuo。

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zheihuafangfoyipenlengshuidangtouluoxia,wodunshijiangzaileyuandi。

“hahahaguzongjuranzheimeyouchengyi!zhenbukuishiyeneilongtou!”

tingzheshizongweisuodexiao,woganjuezijijiuxiangzhenbanshangdeyurou,buganzhixindikanxiangguyan,“nikaishenmewanxiao?wozenmekeneng……”

“tangxiaojie。”guyanlenglengdaduanwo,ranhoudishengfudaowoerbian,“niyiwei,zhiyaozhanzheierlululian,jiukeyinadaojiumingqianma?”

“zaigantiaozhanyiciwodenaixin,bieguaiwomeijinijihui。”

huayishuowan,yigulidaojiubawomengdiyitui,woyixiadiezuodaoshafashang。

neishizonglikepushanglaiyaobaowo!

wokongjudehunshenhanmaozhishu,yankanneimankouhuangyajiuyaocoushanglai,xiangdaoguyangangcaideweixie,wojuewangdebishangyan。

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“duiduidui!guzongshuodedui!youguzongdechengyi,womenyidinghuihezuodefeichangyukuai!”

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guyandetaidu,shitielexinyaoyizheizhongfangshilaixiuruwole。

xiangdaohaitangzaiyiyuandebaba,woshenxiyikouqi,zhongshiyaxiaxinlisuoyoudebugan,shuncongdigenzheshizonglikailehuisuo。

“tangxiaojie,zhiyaoniguaiguaitinghua,yihouwoyidinghaohaotengni。”

tingzheerbiannanrendewuyanhuiyu,woweiliyizhenfanjiangdaohai。

sihushipawotao,tazhuazhewodeshou,bawokandehenjin。

shijiandiandianliushi,yizhidaojinrujiudian,wodoumeiyouzhaodaorenhetuoshendejihui,xinlijiugenreguoshangdemayiyiyangjiaojibuan。

“baobei,denghuierrangwohaohaochangchangnideweidao!”nanrenxingfendizaiwoerbianyininan。

tingdaomen“shua”diyishengdakai,zaiyehaobuxiaqu,wozhangkoujiuhenhenyaoshangtazhuazhewodeshou!

“a!”shizongtongdeyishuaishou,wotaituijiupao!

raner,haimeipaochujibu——

toupishangchuanlaijuliedetengtong!

“chouniangmen!jinidianeryansehaizhendangzijishigerenwule?”shizongyibachezhuwodetoufa!

wolangbeidishuaidaozaidishang,duifangmanlianyinhai,jiuzhewodetoufajiubawowangfangjianlituo。

“buguojiushizhijianbuderendeji!laoziyuanyiyaonishinidefuqi!juranganyaolaozi!gaosuni!jiusuannishigezhenjieliefu,laozijintianyeyaodingle!”

“buyao!buyao!”wotongkudizhengzhanahan,laibujiduoshan,duifangmanshendehengroujiubawoyazailechuangshang。