rucikanlai，taguozhenshifushendaobairuotongshenshang。erxianzai，tazhengjinglizheshuzhongyaobeixiarendianwudechangjing！
我X你仙人板板！
tazhenhuaiyizijishibushitaguoyanjundezufen，huoshishangshangbeiziqiangletadelaopo。shuohaoderangtazhangmingbaisuironghuafugui，jieguoyilaijiuyaorangtashi。shen？
qiaozhewananzheizhangyouninidedafeilian，bairuotongweizhongyizhenfangun。
“xiaoniangzibiepa，wanmouduixiaoniangzixinyixujiu，jinridejianxiaoniangzizhenrong，wanmouzhixiangyuxiaoniangzisushuoqingzhang，bingbuhuishanghaixiaoniangzini。”
wanantiantianzuichun，wocuodeshuangyansiyidezaibairuotongshenshangyouzou。bairuotongsuibujibiyuzhiniandenvzijiaomeifengyun，dantashengzaifangrongyanli，naibaidejifuxihuaruyangzhi，xiaoqiaoshuangchunweiweichuanzhebingruojiaoqi，redewananyizhenxinyangnannai。
“nihucheshenme！sheiyaoyunihusuqingzhang，nixiangyaoduiwozuoshenmewocuogoudangnandaoniyiweiwobuqingchu？niruoshixiangyaohuoming，zuihaofangwoliqu！”bairuotongyuguangmiaoxiangjushangdeyibahongxianjianzi，beiguoshen，qiaoqiaojiangqiwozaishouzhong。
wananxiexiao，rukoudemeishiqinengsheqi。tacuozheshou，dabuliuxingdechaobairuotongzoulequ：“sixiaojiehutule，jinrishisixiaojienihuanwanmouqianlaide，helaishenmegoudang？nijiranlaidaozheili，youhebiyuwowannongjiaoxiuzhitai，wanmouyijingdengbujiyaoyusixiaojie……a！”
wananwuzheyan，aoaocanjiaodaotuilianlian。tagangyaojiangbairuotonglaoruhuaizhong，duifangmengdiyitiao，shouzhiduizhetadeshuangyanchuolai。wananshiliaoweiji，beibairuotongchuogezhengzhe。
wanantengdemianmuzhengning，gongqishenzizhidaduosuo。bairuotongshunshizuanzhutadejian，tijiaowangtaminggenzihenhenchuaiqu。
tabairuotongkebushihaoqifuderen，zuoweihuidianshaodechuzi，tadetilikebiyibannvziyaoqiangshangshubei，nvzifangshenshugengshiliandeluhuochunqing。
buguozheijushenzidaoshibiyibannvziyaolaidejiaoruo，gangshouhuitui，yileideqichuanyuyu。bairuotonglaibujixiexi，lakaifangmen，chongrubangbodayuzhong。
“sixiaojie，niqunali？”
wananjinjingenzaitadeshenhouzhuichu，bairuotonganjiaobuhao。ruoshiershiyishijideta，neiyijiaochuaixiaqu，duifangqimayaoxiuyangbanyue，nahuixiangxianzaizheiban，buzupiankebianzhuileshanglai。
bairuotongmeipaojibu，beiwananqinzhushoubei。wananjiangtajiaoruodeshenzimengdichaotuqiangyitui，pokoudama：“gaisidechouponiang，jingranganansuanlaozi！nizuihaoguaiguaitinglaozidehua，jianglaozisihoushufule，burandaihuieryoudenikutouchi！niyiweinixianzaihaishizaijiangjunfubucheng？laozigaosuni，nixianzaikebushishenmeqianjindaxiaojie，zhishilaozidepanzhongcan！”
buguojiushiyigebushouchongdebingruoxiaoyatoubale，haizhenyiweinengtaochutadeshouzhangxin？nengzangleyigeqianjinxiaojiedeshenzi，duitaeryankeshinengguangyaozupudeyijianshier。
rucixipinenroudexiaoyatou，daihuiertakeyaohaohaochangchangqizhongziwei。
yixiangdaocichu，wananliangyanmaozhejingguang，zuijiaocheqizhengningdexiaorong。
“放手！”
bairuotongzhengzhazhe，shouzhongdejianzizhijiecirutadeshoubei。
wanancanjiaolianlian，sakaileshou。
bairuotongyaojinyaguan，liangqiangliangbu，chengshitaotuoerqu。ruozhenbeicidengwocuozhirendecheng，tahaiburuyaoshezijinsuanle。rujinhaoburongyizhongshengyici，tajueduibunengrangzijidemingyunzhongdaoshuzhongfuzhe。
tapaochuxiangzi，shenhoudejiaobushengtazheyudianzijianxingjianjin，bairuotongbuganwangshenhoumiao，xunlegefangxiangchaojietoupaoqu。
“小心！”
“啊！”
yishenggaohucongercechuanlai，bairuotonghuishenwangqu，zhijianyimachecongyoujiecuanchu，kuaiyaoyutaxiangzhuang，talaibujiduobi，beineichongzhuangerlaidechisedamahedeshuairuqingshidizhong。
ganchedemafulejinjiangshengxianghouhenche，chisedemajuqiantuizaibankongmengdiyideng，chesangsihou，zailibairuotongbudaoyichichutingxia。
bairuotongwangzhejinzaizhichidemati，daoxiyikouliangqi。
“发生了什么事？”
chezhongyinanzituikaidiaohuachemen，wenhuadao。