subeibeibujidezijijiujingshizenmeshuizhede，zhizhidaoxinsongdeneihejishengyongpinquanchaile。
guazaixingchuanshenshangdeshihou，tanaozilizhiyousigezi，siwenbailei。
dingzheyizhangjinyudelian，xingzhezuifengliudeshi，guanjiantameiyigeyanshenhedongzuodoudaizhegouzi。
活脱脱一男狐狸精。
diertiansubeibeicongyushichulaideshihou，xingchuanyijingchuandaizhengqi。
“daihuixiangchishenme？”xingchuanshuozhehua，muguangqueluozaisubeibeijiaozhishang。
“woxiangchuquchi。”subeibeijiaozhishunjianjuanleqilai，xiangbeitangleyixia，xingchuandeshixianhetadezhangxinyiyangre，talijixiangqizijidexiaojiaobeibeixingchuandashouniezhudeganjue。
xingchuannalikanbuchutadeyitu，dandanshuoleshenghao。
tuifangdeshihou，subeibeijiangneitiaopopolanlandehunshaguazaimenkoudequanshenjingqian，chi、luoluodebishi。
shangmianchuleqimingqiangjiazaitashenshangdeyanxunmeiguixiang，haihunzhexingchuanshenshangduyoudeqixi，shirangrentishenxingnaodemudiaoxiangshui，xinglengdandeweidao。
可明明……
“shebudezou？”xingchuanmuguangluodaotaqiyaodezhangfachu，naozilimomingshanguoyijuhua，haonvbuyongdao，sharenquankaoyao。
ganshoudaoxingchuanjianbiandeyanshen，subeibeidoudeyijiling，kuaibumaichufangjian，chadianpiedaojiao。
邢川：……
tazuijiaoyangqiyimosiyouruowudehudu，louzhusubeibeideyaowanghuailidai，yingyingyiwo，doushebudeyongli。
liangrenchengzuovipkehudezhuanshudiantizhidafuyilou，gensubeibeiyuxiangdeyiyang，meirenganlan。
zuoshangxingchuandeche，shichuzheijiajiudian，subeibeiyouzhonghuangrugeshidecuojue，tayaoxiachechuang，dakouhuxixinxiankongqi。
congjinwanghoutazhiweizijihuo，yezhikaozijihuo。
男人，睡睡觉就好。
“ruguomeidifangqu，keyixianquwonei。”taditoukanshouji，yanpidoumeixianyixia。
subeibeijingchahuitou，renrenzhenzhendaliangzhengchangzhuangtaixiadexingchuan，tayiguanguizheng，duanfayeshulideliluo，banzhanglianchennizaizhuobaideyangguangxia，xiangkuairurunwuxiadebaiyu。
youqishineishuanghuposedemouzi，youjieryinmi，fangfozangzhegu，touzhesherenxinhundemoli。
hetamenglideneishuangyanjing，jihuyimoyiyang。
banshangmeidengdaohuiying，xingchuantaiqimouzi，simuxiangdui，subeibeidenaozibukekongdexiangqitameichuanyifudeyangzi，shashiqixuefanyong，naolegedahonglian。
tagouqichunjiao，“nizaixiangshenme？”
xiangni191dekuiwushenxing，dianxingdechuanyixianshou，tuo、yiyourou。
subeibeipailepaisaibangzishuo:“xingxiansheng，ruguoshunludehuamafannisongwoquxieheyiyuan，ruguobushunlu，nijiangwofangzaizuijindelukoujiuxing。”
tajinliangbaochiyudiaopingwen，keqi，shitujiaosuizheiaimeibumingdefenwei。
kepianpianxingchuanjiuburutayi。
“xieheyiyuan？”tayangqibanbianmeimao，poyoujifenyiwai，“haiteng？”
苏北北：……
tashouhuimuguang，naozilishanguochuangdanshangdeneimo、hong，“shunlu，wosongniqu。”
“bushi……”subeibeidiaozhenghaohuxi，“wopengyouzaixieheshangban，woquzhaota。”
“找她看妇科？”
subeibeixiayishijiuhui：“tashichankeyisheng。”keshuowantajiuhouhuile，aimeifenweishimeile，kequerdaizhideshiguiyi。
“xingxiansheng。”tatingzhiyaogan，“nifangxin，womeiyouzhannibianyidexiangfa，yihouyebuhuiduinisichanlanda。”
“zuotianbushizhanbianyi？”haishilengqingdediaozi。
“……zuotianyinggaishiniqingwoyuan。”
biciyuanyi，manzu，tanbushangsheizhansheibianyiba？
xingchuanxiaole，“yeshi，xiemoshalvdebenshiwandetingliu。”
“woshidanxinhuijinizhizaomeibiyaodemafan。”
tahaobuliuqingchuochuan，“zhenmeikanchulai。”
subeibeiweizheng，shitanwen：“xingxiansheng，nizongbuhuikanshangwoleba？”
tahuayingangluo，cheneidedangbanturanshengqi，subeibeiqingxideganshoudaozhoushenzhoujiangdeqiya，“nixiangduole。”
tayanshenbingleng，“chuang、banhaicouhuo。”
subeibeikaozaihouzuoshang，rushizhongfudehuanlekouqi，“yeshi。”
邢川：？
chehenkuaikaidaolexieheyiyuanmenkou，xiachehou，subeibeihenzhengzhongdedaoxie，xingchuanzhishijingjingdekanzheta，mianwubiaoqing，“jinishijiankaolv。”
subeibeiyishimeifanyingguolai，“kaolvshenme？”
“dingqichuang、ban，butanqing，zhitanxing。”
苏北北：……
yagenjiumeijitajiehuadejihui，chezhayanjiumeileying。
subeibeilengzaiyuandi，youxiexiaohuabuliang，tiandiliangxin，takemeixiangguoyaogenxingchuanbaochizhangqiguanxi。
“beibei！”lixirandaizhelansekouzhaocongzhuyuanbuchongchulai，yibalouzhusubeibei，“beibei，daodishenmeqingkuanga？wohongbaodouzhunbeihaole，nituranjiubujialehaiburangwoquhunlixianchang？nilaoshijiaodai，shibushibeizhewozaiwaimianyoubiedebanniangle？！”
subeibeijichuyisikuxiao，jiangzuotiandeqingkuanggaishuleyixia，haimeidaoxingchuanneiyiduan，lixirannudexianxiebeiguoqiqu，“zheigoudongxixihuannanren？？wo，wojiudiaoshenmebanawojiuyinggaizhijieshaguoqu，wenwentazuzongshibadaishibushidouxihuannanren？”
“xihuanjiuxihuanba，zheiyoushenmebukegaorende？shuobailetajiushigenuofu，naozhong！wufazhengshizijidexingquxiang，feidekengmengguaipian！rangnijitashiguanjishengerzi？！woyaoshizaixianchangwofeidejiuzhetadegoutoushangtayidabidou，zaishouqidaoluoyanleta！shenmelajiwanyi！”
kanzhelixiranweizijifenfenbupingdemoyang，subeibeituranbiziyisuan，“ranran，wozheibeizidoubuxiangjiehunle。”
“bujiejiubujie，sheiguidingnvrenyidingyaojiehunde？tanyibeizixiaoxianroubuxianga？”lixiranpaizhexiongfudao：“nifangxin，chulewolaogongshiwozijide，wodiemaernvdoufenniyiban，bupameirenjiniyanglao。”
“那我是干妈。”
“也是亲姨妈！”
subeibeimeirenzhuxiao，tanachushoujikanshijian，turanyigemoshenglaidianshanchulai，tashoukuaiwudianlejietong。
“subeibeiniguyiexinwoshiba？laozishijiwanjinidingzhidehunsha，nidangqing、quneiyichuan？jilaozipeiqian！”
subeibeilengxialian，“sheisidezhaosheipei。”
qimingjihushiyonghoude，“nishaonaxingchuanyawo，wogaosunisubeibei，dezuiwo，nixiuxiangzailinzhouhunxiaqu！”
tadandanhuiji，“ruguomeitizhidaomourenkuxinjingyingdeshenqingrenshedoushijiade，nicaiqijiadegupiaohuibuhuibaodie？”
dianhuaneitoudeqimingqidaoyigeshenhuxi，kehenkuaitajiuqingxiaoyisheng，“wohaopaabeibei，woshibushiwangjigaosunile？woyoushipin，nidahundangtianguyishangren，paojinbiedenanrenfangjianyitianyiyezubuchuhu，wanlehaixiangzaimeitimianqiansiyimoheiwo，nicaishenbaimingliedehuishishei？”
lixiranzhanzaiyipang，tingdexinjingroutiao，kesubeibeiqueguaneryixiao，“zheimeqiaoa，woyeyoushipin，nidahundangtian，balebanlangdekuzi。”