第1章 江家赘婿

“qinsong,womenjintianbuzaijialichile,nidajiuyaoqingke,womenjiubuzaijialichile!”yuemujiangtianlanduichufanglidenanzizhigaoqiyangdeshuodao。

nanzimingjiaoqinsong,jianmeixingmu,suiranzhangdehenshuaiqigaoda,danshimeizhongbuzudeshi,tadeyoujiaoyoudianbo,haoxiangzhiqianshouguoshenmeshangyiyang。

“e,neiwoyezhunbeiyixiaba!”qinsonglianmangshuodao。

jiangtianlanyiliandebiyi:“nizhunbeishenme,wodageshiqingwomenyijiachifan,nigequezicoushenmerenaoa!”

qinsongganxiaoyishengshuodao:“ma,wobuyeshiyunyingdezhangfuma,woyesuanshijiangjiaren……”

“tingtingting,sheichengrennishijiangjiarenle?nishiyunyingdezhangfubujia,danshizheidoushineigehutudelaoyezizuodejueding,wokeconglaimeiyoubanidangzuowoguinvdezhangfu!”jiangtianlanyouxiebunaifandebailebaishoushuodao:“nilaolaoshishidezaijiadaizhe,nizijishenmeyang,nandaoxinliyidianshudoumeiyouma?”

qinsongdelianshangluchulegangadeshense,buyouzizhudedixialetou。

tashijiangjiadeshangmennvxu,zaijiangjiayejiweibushoudaijian,daiyubingbubijiapugaoduoshao。

tadeqizijiangyunyingshijiangjiazuipiaoliangdemingzhu,jiangtianlanbenyiweizijidenvernenggoujiaruhaomen,zijiyijiayenenggoushanjibianfenghuang,yiyuechengweirenshangren,danshimeixiangdaodeshi,jiangjiadelaoyezijuranqiangyingdejiangjiangyunyingjiajileqinsong,zheiyeshijiangtianlanchuchukanqinsongbushunyandeyuanyin。

mingmingyijingyoufujiaziduijiangyunyingansongqiubole,danshinverzuizhongjiajileyigeshayebushidequezi,zheiyiniandeshijiannei,zheiquezichulezuofanhaisuanhaochizhiwai,jianzhijiushiyiwushichua!

zheizhongluocharangjiangtianlandexinzhongyuefabushuang,suoyitameicijiandaoqinsong,jiuhaoxiangjiandaozhanglangyiyangdeexin,ziranyemeishenmeqingshengxiyule。

daiyuefuyuemulikaizhihou,qinsongyuanbenbeiweigouloudeyangzishunjianxiaoshile,tadeyanmouzhongshanguoyidaojingguang,tadejiaojiandezoudaolechuangbian,kanzhewaimianyouxieyinchendetiankong,nannanziyuzhe:“yiniandeshijianyijingguoqule,woyeweiwodangchudetianzhenfuchuledaijia,qinjia,dengzhewo,wohuirangnimendangchudexingweierhouhuide!”

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dongjiangshixingjijiudianmenkou。

“ma,nimenweishenmeyidingyaowoguolaia!”yigeshenchuanxiushennvshixizhuangdenvziguolaile,tashencaigaotiao,wanmeihuangjinbili,fubairuyu,liumeiwanwan,gaotingdebiliang,hongrunyourendehongchun,dayanjingzhongtoulouzheyisipibei。

“wozheishangleyitianbanle,haixiangzaodianhuiquxiuxini!”lairenzhengshijiangtianlandenver,jiangyunying,yeshijiangjiazuipiaoliangdenvhai。

jiangtianlanyouxiehentiebuchenggangdeshuodao:“nidongshenmea,zheishinidajiudiyicizhudongqingwomenyijiachifa,nibulaidehua,qibushibujinidajiumianzima?ninandaomeiyoutingshuo,santianhounilaoyedeshouyanshang,nidajiuhenyoukenengjirenjiangjiajiazhu,zheigeshihounibuhaohaodebajienidajiu,nishibushisha?”

jiangyunyingqingtanyisheng,takanlekansizhou:“qinsongrenni?tameilai?”

“nidajiuqingwomenyijia,qinsongneigequezilailesuanzenmehuishi?zheibushiyaodanidajiudelianma?”jiangtianlanmeihaoqideshuodao:“woshuoyingying,nigaibuhuishizhendexihuanshangneigesiquezileba?”

jiangyunyingdemeitouqingzhou:“ma,nishuoshenmeni!wozenmekenenghuixihuanshangtani?zhibuguoneibushilaoyedejuedingma?zaishuole……”

jiangyunyingdehuameiyoushuowan,jiangtianlanbianheiheiyixiao,daduanlejiangyunyingdehua:“wogaosuni,yunying,zheidoushiyiqiandeshiqingle,xianzainidajiumashangjiuyaodangshangjiazhule,zheiweilaideshiqing,sheishuodeqingni?”

jiangyunyingjuedemuqindehuazhongyouhua,tawendao:“ma,nidaodishishenmeyisia!”

“aiya,shenmeyisi,daihuinidajiulailejiuzhidaole!”jiangtianlanshenmideshuodao。

jiuzaizheigeshihou,jiangyunyingdedajiu,jiangjiaweilaidejiazhu,jiangzhongdaodafubianbiandeyangzizouleguolai。

danshizaijiangzhongdaodeshenbian,haiyouyigesanshiduosuidezhongniannanzi,yishendeamanixizhuang,shouwanshangshijiazhishushiwandekaxioujinzuanshoubiao,yikanjiuzhidaoshijiacaiwanguandefuhao。

“aiya,sanmei,nimenzenmehaipaodaomenkoulaiyingjiewomenle?”jiangzhongdaodazhehahashuodao:“zouba,zanmenxianjinqu,daihuierbianchibianliao!”

jiangtianlanfufupeixiaozhegenzailejiangzhongdaodeshenbian,jiangyunyingweiweizhoulezhoumei,yezhinengqingtanyisheng,genzailetamendehoumian。

jinrulebaojian,wurenxiangjizuoxia,jiangzhongdaohaoshuangdedianlecaizhihou,bianyilianxiaomimideshuodao:“sanmeia,wojintianteyiqingnimenguolai,zhiyouyijianzhongyaodeshiqingyaogennimenshuode!”

jiangtianlanfufudelianshangluchulejidongdeshense,tamenzaijiangjiadediweiyixianghenganga,jihuchengweilebianyuanrenwule,xianzaiyouzheimehaodejihuibajiejiangzhongdao,tamenziranshibuhuifangguode。

“dage,ninzheijuhuajiukeqile,shenmezhongyaodeshiqinga,haibushininkaijinkou,yijuhuadeshierma?”jiangtianlanxiaozheshuodao。

jiangzhongdaohahadaxiao:“zheijianshiqingma,haizhenbushiwoyijuhuadeshiqing,zheidexuyaonigenyunyingbiaotaicaixinga!”

jiangyunyingdeyanzhongluchuleyihuodeshense,shenmeshiqinghaixuyaozijibiaotaini?

“zheiweishidingyujituandechenzong,chenxiangnan!”jiangzhongdaoxiaozheshuodao:“wojintianqingnimenlai,yeshiyinweichenzongdeshiqing,chenzongkeshiwomenjiangjiazhongyaodehezuohuoban,qunianjiangshijituannianhuideshihou,tajiuyiyankanzhongleyunyingle,suoyiwozhunbeidanghuiyuelao,qianxiandaqiao,woyebunengyanzhengzhengdekanzheyunyingshenghuozaishuishenhuorezhizhong,shibu?”

“neichenzongzhidaowomenjiayunyingdeshiqingma?”

“dangranzhidao,danshichenzongbingmeiyouzaiyizheige,sheimeiyoudianguoquni?zaishuole,woyijinggenchenzongshuoleyunyingdeshiqingle!”

“zhenshitaihaole!”jiangtianlanjidongdeshengyindouzhandoule:“yaoshichenzongbuxianqiyunyingdehua,womashangrangtamenlihun……wogennishuo,biekanwojiayunyingyijingjiarenle,danshitahaiconglaimeiyougenneigequezitongfang,tahaishimingfuqishidehuanghuadaguinv!”

“ma!”jiangyunyingyouxiebumandehanletayisheng,liansefeihong,yanshenzhongdaizheyisinaonu。

jiangyunyingbenlaijiuconghui,tazenmekenengbuzhidaozheihongmenyandezhenzhengmude,juranshixiangjizijizaizhaoyigelaogong?zheisuanshenme?youyicibazijidangzuohuowuma?

“woshuodehaibuduima?”jiangtianlanbumandeshuodao:“nishuoshuoneigequeziyoushenmehaode,yidianbenshimeiyou,jiuchunyigefeiwu,nikebieshuonishebudeneigefeiwua,woshinima,zheijianshiqingwozuozhule!”

jiangyunyingnieleniequantou,yanshenzhongluchuleshiwangdeshense,tazaizhuoxiajiqinsongfaleyitiaoduanxin:“qingkuangweiji,sulai!”

jiangyunyingbuxihuanqinsong,shenzhiyidutahenhenqinsong,yinweiruguobushitadehua,zijizenmekenengchengweijiangjiadexiaobing,zijizenmekenenghuijiajiyigeyiwushichudequezi?

danshiyijingyinianguoqule,jiangyunyingyemingbai,zaochengzijizheiyiqiedezuikuihuoshou,qishibingbushiqinsong,ershijiangjia!jiusuanshimeiyouqinsong,zijiyebukenengzhenzhengdehuodeganqingshangdeziyou。

yijiangjiaduidaizijidetaidu,zijijiyoukenengchengweiyigejiazulianyindehuowu,baidaohuojiashangeryi,erjintian,zeshiyanzhenglezijizhiqiansuoxiangdeyiqie。

“shenme?”jiazhongdeqinsongkandaolejiangyunyingfalaideduanxin,tadelianshangluchulejiaojideshense,shenmeshiqing,huirangjiangyunyingfachuzheiyangdeduanxinni?

danshichulezheiyitiaozhiwai,duanxinzhongbingmeiyoubiaomingdizhihuozheqitaxinxi,qinsongbenxiangbohuiqu,danshidanxinjiangyunyingxianzaishenchushenmeweixiandejingdi。

suoyixiangleyixia,tabotongleyigedianhua:“milu,xianzaimashangjiwodingweijiangyunyingdeshoujiweizhi,sanfenzhongneijiangweizhichuandaowodeshoujishang,mingbaima?”

sanfenzhongdeshijian,qinsongcongweigandaoshijianyouzheimezhang,yifenduozhongzhihou,milujiangjiangyunyingdeweizhifasongdaoleqinsongdeshoujishang。

“junyuedajiudian?”qinsongdemeitouyitiao,ranhoudabuliuxingdechongchulefangmen。

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cikedebaojianzhong,jiangzhongdaozhengkankanertan:“chenzongkeshizanmendongjiangshinianqingyouweidezuanshiwanglaowua,zheiwaimianbuzhidaoyouduoshaonvhaidingzheni,shuoshihua,tanenggouxihuanshangyunying,yeshichuhulewodeyuliao,zheijianshiqing,nimenruguotongyidehua,neijiuzhaogeshijianxianbayunyinggenneigequezidelihunshouxubanyixia,zaolizaojietuobushi?”

“dageshuodedui!”jiangtianlandianlediantou:“yunying,nihaibuganjinbiaogetai,mingtiannimenjiuqubanlihun,wokanchenzongyibiaorencai,yikanjiuzhidaoshiwomenjiangjiaderena!”

jiangyunyingdezuijiaochoulechou,tashizaishigandaozheilideqifenyouxieyayi,tarenbuzhushuodao:“ma,zheijianshiqingdengyihouzaishuoba!”

“shenmejiaozuoyihouzaishuo?fanzhengwoshirenbuleqinsongle,wokandaotajiuhaoxiangkandaozhanglangyiyang,ganjinbataganchujiangjia!”jiangtianlanqihuhudeshuodao。

“ayi,wojuedezheijianshiqingbunengtaiji,wohenxihuanyunying,suoyiwoyebuxiwangtairangtagandaoweinan!”chenxiangnanweiweiyixiao。

jiangtianlanlijimeikaiyanxiao:“aiyo,haishichenzongtitiea,womenjiayunyingruguonenggouchengweichentaitaidehua,yidingshitadefuqi!”

jiangyunyingyouxietingbuxiaqule,xinzhongandao:“qinsong,nizenmehaibulai?”