第001章 男人只会影响我种土豆的速度

“nihao,nengbanggemangma?”

“什么忙?”

“亲我一下。”

“……???”

dangqiyueshoudaozheigeqingqiudeshihou,tadingzhesantianmeixidejiwotou,kangzhechutou,chuanzheheijiaoxie,lianshangdenidianzidouhaimeigan。

erturanzoudaotagenqian,qingqiutabangmangdenanrenzhangzhezhangjiqihaokandelian,yishuanghuposedemouzixiangshifengchuiguodemaitian,qingjuandeshenxingjishishizhanzaizheiyangniningdetiangengshangyerutongyifushuimohua。

nanrenchunbianguazheyimoqiandandehudu,moudidaizheqianyi,jieshidao,“baoqian,gangganggentamenwanyouxishule。”

qiyueshunzhetademuguangchaozhebuyuanchukanleyiyan,guorankandaoleyixingrenzaiqihong。

yuanlaishiwanyouxishule……

qiyuegangfanyingguolai,pangbiandeshiyousongqiuqiuturanhuihunside,zaitaerbianyishengjianjiao——

“a!gu……gugugu……guhuai……womenxuexiaodalaojinanshen!!!”

“guhuai……?”qiyuedaliangleyanqiandenanrenyiyan。

tazhengtianpaozaishiyantianli,bushiyangzhujiushizhongtudou,bingbuzenmeguanzhuqitashiqing,ziranyeburenshishenmenanshen。

“shijiewei,keyima?”guhuaihanxiaodemouzigenxingchenyiyanghaokan,henkeqidizaicixunwen。

qiyuezhengmangzheyongchutoubaodi,wenyantouyebutaidao,“neishenme,buhaoyisia,nizheiyangturanguolaitichuzheizhongyaoqiu,shizaishirangrenhenkunrao,erqiewohenmang,rangyixiawoyaozhongtudoule……”

songqiuqiumanlianwufazhixin:“dagenikanqingchua!zheikeshiguhuaia!”

qiyuepaikaisongqiuqiudangludetui,“nanren,zhihuiyingxiangwozhongtudoudesudu!”

songqiuqiu:“……???”

guhuaitingdaozheiju,jiqingdexiaoleyixia,neixiaoyigenpugongyingyiyangluozairendexinjianshang。

takanleyanqiyueshenshangdeshiyanfu,“nishiadanongxueyuande?wozhiqianyouxingheshenjiaoshouliaoguoyizhongtudouzajiaoyuzhongxinjishu,nenghendachengdushangdetigaotudouchanliang,youxingquma?”

qiyuedeyanjingjihushishunjianliangleqilai,xiayimiao,jiuxiangshixiangrikuijiandaotaiyang,shuadeyangqiletou:“ai!nizaikaojindian!kaojindian!zheiyangkanqilaibijiaobizhen!”

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wanwanmeixiangdao,zuomengdesucaihainengzhaojinxianshi?

nanrenxiongqianglifachuyishengdiyadexiaoyi,congshanruliudishaoweikaojinlexie。

“lai!womenxiangxishuoshuo!shenjiaoshou,shishenjuemingjiaoshouma?neizhongguobaojidedalaonalishineimeqingyijiunengjiandaodea!nihainenggentaliaotian?nibuhuipianwoba?”qiyuejiangxinjiangyidikaikou,yiliannishibushizaichui。

guhuaiqingkeyisheng:“shenjiaoshoushiwojiujiu。”

qiyue:“……!!!”

cishicike,guhuaizaitayanlijianzhishishanshanfaguang。

qiyueshunjianbaluanzaozaodexiaonaodaizaleguoqu:“zheigejieweigoubizhenlema?”

nanrenbeinvhaidenaodaiqingqingkeleyixia,wunaidixiaoleyisheng,shenchushoubangtashaoshaodiaozhengleyixiaweizhi。

baochileliangmiaozhongzuoyou,dagaishiquedingneibianderenyijingkandaole,bianlijizhiqishen,tuidaolelimaodejuli。

“keyile,duoxiebangmang。”

mingmingtingxunchangyijudaoxie,congtazuilishuochulaiquetouzheyisiliaorenxinxiandeyiwei。

qiyuedafangdebaibaishou,“bukeqibukeqi,jushouzhilaoeryi,xiacihaiyouzheizhongxuyaobangmangde,jidehaizhaowo。”

顾淮轻笑:“好。”

“nei……zhongtudoudexinjishu……”qiyueqidaidecuocuoshou。

“zheihuierbutaifangbian,dengwoneibianjieshukeyima?”

“行行行!”

qiyuetoudiandegenxiaojizhuomiyiyang,shunzuiwenleyiju,“niwanshenmeyouxiwanshulea?zhenxinhuadamaoxianhaishiguowangyouxi?”

“sheji。”guhuaihuida。

“sheji?”qiyuetingdaozheilianggezi,shenseweizheng,buguohenkuaibianhuiguoshenlai,“nidalejihuana?”

“0环,脱靶了。”

qiyuezuijiaoyichou:“neinikezhengoucaide……”

guhuaimeiyoufouren,zhangzhangdejiemaoyanqulemoudidexiaoyi,“ng,haihaonibangmang。”