第1章 穿越到美女床上

“huangshang,gaizaochaole!huangshang,gaizaochaole!”

yigetianmeijiaonuodeshengyin,zaiheianzhongxiangqi。

“chaonimei,laozidoubeikaichule,haichaogepi!”

yigenianqingnanzibunaifandedunangzhe,shenshouqumosuotadeshanzhaishouji,xiangguandiaonaoling。

qintian,ershisisui,fumuzaowangdeshanliwa,shibaliudazhuanbiyehou,zaiyigesixianchengshidalingong。

mimihuhuzhong,tameimodaoshouji,ershimodaoleyigewenruansihua,danxingshizudedongxi!

这是什么!

qintianbeizheiyiyangdeganjueheleyitiao,mengranzhengkaiyanjing。

yigefubaishengxue,quxianlinglong,mianruxianzibanjuemeidenvhai,zhichuanzhehongsexiuhuasichoududou,ceshentangzaipangbian,zhengmeiyanrusidekanzheta!

ertadeshou,zhengfangzaitadudoudezuigaochu!

qintianxiayishideyinie,congweiganshouguoderouruanhedanxing,dunshicongshouzhichuanxiangnaohai,shufudetahunshenyizhan。

“嗯......”

“huangshang,ninshuokaishenme?chenqietingbudong。”

nvhaibeizhuadeyishengyingning,weicuyanmei,biaoqingsijiaosichendemeishengshuodao。

“你,你是?”

qintianhuiguoshenlai,jinghuangdechengzheshuangshouwanghoutui,buzhudezhuantousikan。

minghuangsedesichouzhangman,xiangjindiaoyudemuchuang,cilongxiufengdebeiru,quanshigudaiwanghoudechuangshangyongpin。

这是哪里?

zheigeqianjiaobaimeidenvhaishishei?

“huangshang,chenqieshizuotianxinjingongdexuefeia。”

nvhaijiaoshengshuozhe,zuijiaoqingqiao,meishaoweitiao,juemeidelianshangdangyangchuxiuhuabiyuedeweixiao。

“皇上?雪妃?”

“woshenmeshihoujinguzhuangpianjuzule?”

qintianxinzhonggengjiayihuobujie,zhijieliaokaizhangman,qishentiaoxiachuang。

zhuanmujiegoudefangjiangaodakuanchang,muzhidiaohuademenchuangtiezhehuangzhi,feijinjiyudegezhongbaishe,zaijizhihongzhudezhaoyingxia,shanshuozhezhenpinbaowuteyoudeguangmang,guoranshigudaihuanggongdewoshi。

zheijuzuyetailiangxinleba,jingugongpaishele?

nandaowobeikaichuhou,jinjuzuzuolinshiyanyuanle?

kedaoyanni?shexiangjini?

“limingjiqi,wanjidaili。huangshang,gaizaochaole!”

waimianturanchuanlaiyishengbunanbunvdesihan,heleqintianyitiao。

mensuijibeituikai,sigegongzhuangmeinvshoulipengzheguzhuanglongpao,likexiaopaoguolai。

mengchadeqintianbuzhisuocuo,muouyiyangrenyougongnvjitachuanyi。

“tianxingriyue,junlinchaotang,yiyanyixing,liminsuowang。”

xuefeiyelijiqishenxiachuang,zhichuanzheyitiaohongchoukuzi,yigehongxiuhuadudou,guizaitademianqian,beizhetaici。

qintianbuyouditou,badudoulineipianxuebaideheshenshangao,kandeqingqingchuchu。

zheigenvhaizhenshixianzirongyan,moguishencai,hunshenmeiyichudousanfazheshehunduopodemeihuojiaomei,rangnanrenzhikanyiyanjiunanyizichi。

biaozhundehuoguoyangmin、qingguoqingchenga!

yaoshinenggentangngaayiwan,zhendeshijigehuangdidoubuhuan!

ai,buguozheizhongdingjimeinv,doushijidangguandeheyouqiandefuhaozhunbeide,nengzheimejinjulidekanyiyan,doushishangbeizixiulaidefuqi,haiganshewangshuirenjia?

gongnvzhengjitawanzhezhangfa,bufangtaditou,toufabeiqingqingdecheleyixia。

qintianxiayishideshenshouyimo,xinzhongdunshiyijing!

zheizhongganjue,jueduibushitoutao,shizhentoufa!

kao,wodetoufashenmeshihouzheimezhangle?

这……

这特么不是演戏!

这一切都是真的!

turan,tadetouyizhenjutong,yixiejiyisuipianmengranyongrunaohai。

zheijushentizhendeshihuangdi!

zuowan,huangdiheledianjiu,zhunbeixiangyongzheigemeihuozhongsheng,xiangyoujingchengdiyimeiguzhichengdejueshimeinvsuxueer,keshangchuanghouturanfuzhongyitong,shiqulezhijue!

zheigedaomeihuangdibeirendusile!

erzijineishihougangbeikaichu,qizhedianpingchewangchuzuwugan,beiyigezhaleijipileguolai!

我穿越了!

dunshi,qintianxinliyizhenkuangxi!

laotianyezongsuankaiyanle,zhidaozheiyibeiziduibuqiwo,yongchuanyuezuoweifulilaibuchangwole。

“xuefei,xianzaishishenmeniandai?”

qintianqiangyaxingfen,xiaoxinyiyidewendao。

datingchuniandai,huiyiyixiazheigechaodaidezhongchenjianning,xianbagandushahuangshangdejiahuozhaochulai,qilikazha,mielejiuzu,ranhoujiunenghaohaoxiangshouzheiyicidechuanyuezhilvle。

“huihuangshang,xianzaishizanmennanqintiandesannian,liuyuechuqi。”

xuefeilikeroushenghuidadao。

南秦?

天德三年?

这是个什么鬼?

zenmezijiyidianyinxiangdoumeiyou!

kanxuefeiheshinvdedaban,yinggaishisuimotangchu,keneigeshihoujuemeiyoushenmenanqina?!

nandaoshidaoleshenmepingxingshijiele?

suanle,guantachuanyuedaonali,fanzhenglaozixianzaishizhiyehuangdile,zaiyebuyongweileshengjisichudalinggongle。

geyenengjunlintianxia,shuibianmeinvle!

xiangdaozheili,qintianxinzhongjidongbuyi,buyoukanxiangguizaidishangdexuefei。

ruyubantouliangdejifu,zaizhangzhangdeheifayingchenxia,gengjiajiebaishengxue,xuanmumishen。

dudounanyizheyandequxianlinglong,bolanzhuangkuo,manmiaoduozi,meibushengshou,

juemeidexiaolianshangmeimouliuzhuan,daizheyisixinhunzhiyemeinengchengjiuhaoshi,queyoubuhaoyisishuochukoudeyouyuan。

zhenshirenjiannandeyijiandejipinmeinva!

gexinkuzhengzhaleduonian,daoxianzaihaishigezhikanguodaoguodongzuopiandeguaibaobao,chuleshangdazhuanshimoguonvtongxuedeshou,liannvrendezuidoumeiqinguo。

xianzaisihuangdijiwoliulehougongsanqian,yihoukeyoudeshuangle!

yaobuxiancongzheigehuoguoyangminkaishihuohai,bierangrenjiazaiyouyuanle!

“xuefei,kuaiqilai,wobushangshenmechaole,zanmenxianbazuowanmeijiaodezuoyejiaole。”

qintianjibukenaidelazhuxuefeideyushou,jiuyaowanglongchuangerqu。

“huangshang,ninshuodeshenme?chenqiezhendetingbudong。”

xuefeilikemiansejiaohong,shengruowenyingdeshuozhe,peihedezhanqi。

huangshangzenmeshuohuaqiqiguaiguaide?

huasuirantingbudong,keshaziyekandechulaitayaoganshenme。

taxinlibuyoumaiyuan,zuowanleidianjiaojianidouchenshuibudong,rangrenjiakongshoumanmanzhangye,zheihuidaohoujile?

“peizhenshangchuang,zhenyaolinxingni。”

qintiansouchangguadu,zongsuanzhaochulezheigeci。

heshibuheshide,nengbiaodayisijiucheng,zhuyaohaishikanxingdongma。

“chenqiexiehuangshangenchong。”

xuefeibeizheimezhibaidehua,shuodexiusenandang,danrengganjinanzhaoligui,xiaguixieen。

xiangqichujiaqian,tangjiejitashuodeneixieguifangmishi,yishenmeigudetabuyoujiaoqufaruan,xiaolianfatang,xintiaoshengdadezijidounengtingjianle。

“buyongxie,buyongxie,kuailaiba,wodehaojiejie。”

qintianyibalazhuxuefei,jibukenaideshuodao。

woderenshengdiyiqianghaidengzhekaini,dengnifanwenrujie、sanguijiukouwan,wodehuangguacaidounianle。

“是,皇上!”

xuefeiweibukewendedayingyisheng,guishenshangchuang,jiekailedudoudedaizi。

dunshi,yipianxuebaichentuozheyanhong,luchulegouhunshepodezhenmianmu。

“tianxingriyue,junwanglinchao,guotaiminan,huangshangzaochao!”

taijianzaiwaimianjixudashenghandao。

“滚蛋,朝个毛!”

“badianshangbanzaishuo,xianzaitianhaimeiliang,guihaonidetou?”

qintianzuilidunanzhe,zhijiebaxuefeiandaozaichuang,shoumangjiaoluandejiezhetadekudai。

nimeidetui,zheigechaodaidenvrenzenmexidekudai,zenmezhaobudaotou?

“huangshang,rangchenqielaiba。”

xuefeixiaolianhongtou,jiaoxiudedishengshuodao。

“好,快,快点。”

kanzhezheigejueshimeiren,xinganqingyuandeyaogeizijijiekudai,qintianshuohuadeshengyindouzhandoule。

zheijiujiushitaduoniandemengxiang!

nengyongzheiyangdejueshimeinvlaikairenshengdiyiqiang,haibuzhijieshuangsi……