第三章:混账东西

shengyanrenzhexiamiandetengtongchuanhaoleyifu,genmuqinshangleche。

laidaocanting,shenghaijiandaoernvyishanlingluan,toufapengsong,qidebudayichulai。youxiaojiadagongzizaixianchang,haishirenzhumeiyoufahuo。

wufangyezhuyidaoleshenghaidebuzhengchang,pazaitadeerbianlianmangbangzhebianjie。

funvguanxiyizhinaodehenjiang,wufangzaizhongjianbanyanzheheshilao。

“yanyan,lailailai,renshiyixiaxiaodagongzi,xiaomu。”wufangxiaozhelazheshengyanwangxiaomuzheibiancou。zheigexiaomuyezhenshiyibiaorencai,wuguanduanzheng,yishenruyadeqixi,zaishangyequanzhongchulemingdedashuaige。

“nihao,wojiaoxiaomu。”xiaomushenchuyoushouyaoyutawoshou。

shengyancishixinbuzaiyan,naohaizhongzhiyoubaixiyuzheigehundandeyangzi。xiaomudeshouxuanfuzaibankongzhong,gangaxujiu。

啪!

一声清脆的巴掌声。

shenghaiyibazhangshanzailenverdelianshang,naonudao:“nigehunzhangdongxi。”

shengyanyixiazibeidaxingle,xinzhongdeweiqubuganxiangyanjiangyiyangzhibuzhudewangwailiu,xinzhongdenuhuohuoshanyiyangbaofa。houdao:“wohunzhang,yebukanwoshinagehunzhangshengchulaidedongxi。”

“ni……ni……”shenghaiqidewuzhexiongkou,shouzhandoudezhizheshengyan,chuanbushangqi。

qingkuangrucibianhua,rangwufangshiliaoweiji,talianmangxiangxiaomupeilidaoqian:“xiaogongzi,shizaibaoqian,nikan,jintianwomenzijijiadeshiqinghaimei……”

“真的不要紧吗?”

“meiguanxi,xiaogongzigaitiandengmenpeilidaoqian,jintianjiubusongle。”

xiaomudianlediantou,huitoukanleyiyanshengyan,xinxiangzhenshitebiedenvren,ranhoujiuzouchucanting。

fangjianneizhishengxialeshengjiaren,funvliangrendayandengxiaoyan,henbudechileduifang。

“shengyan,wogaosuni,nixianzaichidechuandenayiyangbushishengjiade?nishenshangliudeyeshishengjiadexue,nijiushishengjiaderen!”shenghaiyinchuanbushangqi,zuolexialai,henhendepaizhemianqiandezhuozi。

“kebuyiding。jiusuanshiyouzenyang?lianaishiwodeziyou,wobuxuyaonijiwoanpai。”

shengyanzheimeyishuo,kebawufangheleyitiao,shuodao:“yanyannibunengzheiyangshuo,zenmeshuotadoushinideqinba。”

“shaozaizheilizhuangle。bieyiweiwobuzhidaonidefengliushi,woshisheidezhonghaibuyiding。”

pa!wufangqidefadou,shangqudaletayibazhang。

“滚,你给我滚!”

fumuliangrenlianhezaiyiqiqifuziji,shengyantongku,wuzhelianchongchulecanting。

“doushiniguande。”shenghaizhanqilaizhizhewufangqidao。

“doushiwoguande?nishenmeshihouguanguota?tiantianmangzheshengyi,youshijianpeikehu,niyoupeiguowomenmunvma。”

“ni……wozaowanrangnimenmunvqi……”shenghailiangyanyihei,daozaidishang。

wufangjinghu,lianmangdahan:“fuwuyuan,fuwuyuan,jiaojiuhuche。”