第六章:当众出丑

weiyushizhongxinzuifanhuadeyijiamingwei“zuimenghuisuo”dedatingnei,jumandabanjinglidenvrenmen,wuyibushizhuangrongjingzhi,shencairehuodenianqingren。

tamenquandoubenzheyigemudelaide——jiajiceo,jiajiyouqianren!

zheigehuodongshiyoushushijiameiti,xieshoushimingshenjiashangbaiyidelaozongmengongtongjubande,zheishimingnanshiwulunjiashi、pinmao、shilidouzuyimingzhenzhenggeshangjie,naizhiquanyazhoudedingdingrenwu。

erzuihoujinrujuesaichengweiguanjundeneiyimingnvzi,zeyouxingcongzheishimingzongcaizhongxuanchuyigetasuomanyide,zhihou,errenjiangzaizhongrenzhumuxiajuxingshijihunli。

zheigexiaoxiyishijianlingzhengzuoashidenvrenchunchunyudong,huodongzhiyoujintianyitian,zheiliyijingrenshanrenhaile,gezhonggeyangdexiangshuihunzaiyiqi,shenmerendouyou,dengguangbutingbianhuanshanshuo,bieshuoguqingshi,xiangkanqingyigerendeliandoudekaitianyan。

linjinyunxianglaihenbuxizheidengwuyanzhangqidehuodong,danxianzaideqingshixianranyoubudetaxuanze,zhoulezhoumei,tazouxiangledating。

jizairenqunzhong,linjinyunbeituisanglaituisangqu,tachuanleyixizhangjijiaohuaidezhensishuiqun,chizheguanghuadeshuangzu,yitouwuheilianglidejuanfajiyaosanzhe,quesihaobuxianlata,danfanshiyoudianyanjiederen,douzhidaotashenshangzheitiaoshuiqunjiazhibufei。

linjinyunshuangmeijincu,mianshangshenseyansu,hezuimenghuisuogegeburu,danzheilirentaiduo,shifenyongji,xiangzhaoyigerenbingburongyi,tabianxiangquweishengjiandaiyihui,dengshaohoujiemukaishile,xianchangzhixuweichihaole,zaichulaizhaoguqingshi。

jintianashilidagaisuoyoupiaoliangdemeizidoulailezheili,linjinyuncunbunanxing,beiweilegeshuixiebutong,yuanbenzhixuyaozouliangfenzhongjiunengdaodeweishengjian,tajilezhengzhengbangeduoxiaoshi,qijianbeiwushurencaijiao,caidetadouyaomamule。

weishengjiannei,judadejingzixiangqianzaibaisecizhuanshang,liangshanshan,jingzhongdeta,yizhangedanlianbailitouhong,shuangmouheiliang,yitouheizhangdajuanfa,suiransumianchaotian,quefuruningzhi,wanruburanxianchendebaoshi,genzheilideqichanggegeburu,genjinwanlaizheilidemeiyigenvshengdoubuyiyang。

“嗯~唔~”

linjinyunzhengzhaozhejingzi,hurantingdaoshenhoudeweishengjianlichuanlaiyiyangdeshengxiang,tazixitingleyihui,shashihonglelianjia,duomenerchuganjinlikaiweishengjian。

datingwai,renyiranhenduo,danjiemusihukaishile,renchaobuzaiyongji,ershigeyougedezuowei。

zaidatingzhongyangyouhendayigewutai,taishangcuicanshenghui,dengguangyinxiaodoushifenjili,canjiadenvzidouchuanzhexinggandebijini,ruzouxiubanlailaihuihui,lianshangdaizhezixinjinglideweixiao,qingchuneryoumiren。

taixiazezuozheyipainanren,zhiyiyanbianjiaorenwanglehuxi,gegeqiyuxuanang,zhuoerbufan,jushoutouzujiandoutouzheyouyagaogui,youneimeyilianggewankutayerenshi,yiqianhezuoguoxiangmu。

danzheixierenlimeiyouguqingshi,linjinyundianqijiaojiandaochukan,hudiyourencongbeihouzhuaizhuletadegebo,culudibatawangqianla。

“haizaizheigemocengshenme?xiangbuxiangjiahaomenle!jini,nishidiqihao!”

yigexizhuangdabandenanrenbatalajinrenqun,mudedimingquedizouxiangwutaiyouce,neiliyoujiangjinwushijigemeinvzaipaizhedui,tabeizhijiesaijinleduiwuzhongjian,reqiyizhenchaoxiaosheng。

“xiangjiahaomenhaichuanzheimeduo,zhuangshenmeqinggao。”

“zeze,sumianchaotian,xinjihenzhongma。”

“yanjingzheimeda,nalizhengdeya?”

erpangjinshizheileibuhaohua,qieshengyinjianrui,rangrentinglehenbushufu,linjinyunzhoumei。

suiranzheixieguniangdeyanzhidouhengao,yebufachuntianranmeinv,dandabufendoushishoushudaoxiahuiguolude,gegenongzhuangyanmo,saoqishizu。

tajiazaizhongjiandoubuzhidaozijishiqingliuhaishinishiliule,zhijuedehuajidehen。

“yi,zheibushineishei,linshijituanyuanxianneiweidaxiaojieme?”

“youxiaodaoxiaoxishuohuangchaodegushaohuiquta。”

“nihaidangzhenle?linshijituannanenggenhuangchaobi,gushaozenmekenengquyigefeiqianjin?”

“haiburuquwoni,nimenshuoni?”

“就你?”

yourenrenchulelinjinyun,jiexialaibianshiyizhentaolunsheng,zheixienvdeweizhetaqieqiesiyu,shuotashipianzi,pianlelindongshizhangshijinian,youshuotashixixuegui,buzhiganenxiangbazhanlinjiadecaichan。

shuoshenmededouyou,gengshendehaiyourennachushoujilaipaita,linjinyunbushiyigehuaipiqideren,yebushidiyicibeizheimeduorenweizhe,danqueshidiyicibeiyizheizhongfangshigongji。

zuoweiyigeyoujianshi,youhanyangderen,tabuxieyuzheibangyongzhisufenqishenmekoujiaozhengzhi,zheiyebushitajinwanlaizuimenghuisuodemude。

zhengzhunbeichoushenzoushi,zhuchirenjiaodaoleqihao,tabushilaishenmebisaide,ziranbuhuishangtai,beihouquebuzhishisheirentuiletayiba,zhijiebatatuishangletai。