第1章 奇葩的相亲

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woganjinaiqiuta,“ninengbangwobaojingma?wozhendeburenshitamen。”

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sheiyemeixiangdao,zheinvrenjingranhaoxiayidingjiafa,zhongmukuikuizhixia,xiangqinnandenaodaigewaiyuanrunguanghua。

xiangqinnanxiangshishoudaoqichidaru,zhizhewonaoxiuchengnudao:“nizheinvrenzenmegaode,weihunshengnvjiusuanle,haidaochugouyinnanren!niyigexiaosanpingshenmeyaowojiepan!”

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“zheibiaozihaiyouyigenver?saohuonengshengchugeshenmedongxilai,bushisaohuojiushijianhuo!”zhuawotoufadenvrentuomoxingziluanfanpenlewoyilian。

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