第1章 再傻也懂了

“a……taoyan……buyao……mubai……”yigenvrendeshengyin,aimeidecongmenneichuanchu,sanfazhenongyudeaimeiqixi!

“baobeier,nizheigemirendexiaoyaojing……woaisinile!”

nannvduihuadeshengyin,fangfoyidaojinglei,hongdeyishengzaixiaweiweitoudingzhakai。

zheishinanyoushaomubaideshengyin!

xiaweiweideshoutingzaibankongzhong,butingdizhandouzhe,quebuganjiangneishanmentuikai。

“mubai,woyeaini……keshi,nidagezenmeban?woxianzaikehaishitadeweihunqini。tamingtianjiuhuilaile,tayaoshizhidaowomenlianggezaiyiqi,tayidinghuishalewode!”

“buhuide!zaizenmeshuotayeshiwodage,erqienixianzaihuailewodehaizi,nibuzhidaowomaduoxiangyougesunzi,tayaoshizhidaole,yidinghuibangwomenshuofudagede!”

“neinineigexiaomishu,xiaweiweini?nimenliangbushidingguowawaqinma?tazenmeban?”

“neigeshaguajiugengbushiwentile!yaobushiyinweitabababayanjiaomojuanjilewo,wozaojiubatatichushaoshijituanle。baobeier……wozhiainiyige……”

shaomubaideshengyinyiluo,xiuxishilizaicichuanlaiyizhenaimeideshengyin,qijianhaibansuizhezhiyadeyaohuangsheng。

yanleicongyankuangbenyongerchu,xiaweiweijinjinyaozhuzuichun,burangzijikuchushenglai。

shaomubai。tadenanpengyou。congzhongxuekaishi,tajiuxihuanta,zhengzhengjiunian!

jiunian!tashuodemeiyijuhua,tadexihao,tadechuanzhe,tadeshenghuoxiguan,tadeyiqiedeyiqie!

taquandoujideqingqingchuchu!

ketaganggangzaishuoshenme?hehe,shagua??takebujiushishaguama?chetoucheweideshagua,kexiaodeshagua。

leishuibutingdeluoxialai,xiaweiweiquehanleixiaolexiao。xintongdetailihai,talianqidouchuanbuguolaile!

“shaomubai!”xiaweiweixiesidilidehanleyisheng,zaiyekongzhibuzhudetongkuchusheng:“nizheige**!nizenmekeyizheimeduiwo??”

suizhetadenuhou,xiuxishilideshengyinjiaranerzhi!

buyihuier,youchuanlaiyizhenxixisusudechuanyisheng!

banshang,shaomubaiyilianpingjingdeconglimianzouchulai,kandaoleiliumanmiandexiaweiweishi,tagankeleliangsheng:“weiwei,jirannizhidaole,yeshengdewozaigaosuni!woduiniyizhidoushixiongmeiqing,woaiderenshizhiwei,ruguonixiangyaoshenmebuchang,jinguantichulai……”

“wozhiwenniyijuhua!”dakedakedeleizhucongyanjingligunluoxialai,kanzheyanqianzheizhangailejiuniandelian,xiaweiweihaishibaozhezuihouyixianxiwang。

“好!你说!”

“niyoumeiyouaiguowo?congjiunianqiandaoxianzai,nidaodiyoumeiyouaiguowo?”xiaweiweijinjindedingzheshaomubai,shoujinjindewochengquan。

“……”chenmo,lingrenzhixidechenmo。

“niconglaimeiyou……aiguowo?”xiaweiweideyanzhongyipianjuewang。

“是!”

“啪——!”

xiaweiweitaishoujiletayijihenhendeerguang!leishuizaiciduokuangerchu!

“shaomubai!jiunian!woxihuanlenijiunian,zheijiunianlinapayouyitiannigaosuwo,woyebuhuishashadejianchidaoxianzai!jiranconglaimeixihuanguowo,weishenmeyaodengdaojintiancairangwozhidaozhenxiang??weishenme??”xiaweiweisisizhuazhutadeyilingbengkuidedahan!

zheigenanrencongjiunianqiandaoxianzai,jiushitasuoyoudexingfuyuxiwang,shitarenshengdequanbu。keshijintiancaizhidao,tazaitadeshijielishenmedoubushi!

zuikebeideshi,jishidaolezheishi,tarengrancancunzheyisixiwang,xiwangtashipiantade。

“mubai,nishiguyipianwodeduibudui?nigenneigenvrenguyilaikaoyanwoduinideganqingduibudui?”xiaweiweiganjuezijideshijiewanquantantale。

“weiwei……nilengjingyidian……”shaomubaizhoulezhoumei。

“aiyo,mubaidouyijingshuoletagenbenjiubuaini,tianxiadehaonanrenduodeshi,nijiufangkaitaba……”sunzhiweichuanzheshaomubaideyijianchenyi,luzhexuebaidezhangtui,yiliandeyidekanzhexiaweiwei。

sunzhiweidehuazaici**lexiaweiwei,tabengkuidizhuazhusunzhiweidegebodahan:“shini,shiniyinyouletaduibudui?”

“mubai!wohaoteng……”sunzhiweiyilianweiqudekanzheshaomubai。

“weiwei,nisongshou!zhiweitayoushenyun!”shaomubaihaobuyouyudibaxiaweiweijituilechuqu。

“ping——!”xiaweiweiliangqiangjibu,xianghoudaolexiaqu,hounaoshaozhongzhongdepengzailechajidebianyanshang。

yizhenjuliedecitongconghounaoshaoshangchuanguolai,xiaweiweishenshoumolemonaohou,toufashangyoushenmedongxizhanzhande,xiaweiweibashounadaoyanqianyikan,shixue!xianhongdexue!

“……weiwei,nimeishiba?”shaomubaiwanquanmeixiangdaoshiqinghuizheiyang,takuaibupaodaoxiaweiweideshenbian,shenshouwozhetadegeboxiangbatalaqilai。

“fangkaita!”yigebinglengcigudenanzhongyincongmenkouxiangqilai。

tingzhezheigeshuxidaobunengzaishuxideshengyin,shaomubaideshentimengranyizhen。sunzhiweiyeshentiyijiang,dengdayanjingbukesiyidekanzhemenkoudeneigeren。

shaomuchen!tadeweihunfujurantiqianhuilaile!

xiaweiweiyelenglengdihuitou,bangongshimenkoubuzhishenmeshihoutingleyilianglunyi,shangmianzuozheyigechuanjunzhuangdenanren。

taliuzheliluodeduanfa,nongmidejianmeixiayishuangxilideshuangmoushanzheruilideguang,zhenglenglengkanzheyanqiandeyiqie。

“da……dage,nizenmelaile?”shaomubaidezuijiaochoulechou,rengangadezhanzaiyuandi,youxiebuzhisuocuo!?

shaomuchenlenglengdekanleyiyandidi,youbinglengdesaoleyiyanchuanzheyijiannanshichenyidesunzhiwei,zuihoucaibashixianluozaidishangdexiaweiweishenshang。

“qufutaqilai!songtaquyiyuan!”shaomuchenlengshengfenfushenhoudeqinwubingxiaoli。

“shi,tuanzhang!”xiaolilijikuaibuzoudaoxiaweiweimianqian,shenshoubatafuqilai,yaodaitalikai。

xiaweiweizhanqilai,kanzheyanqiandeshaomubai,xinsuileyipianyipian。toutongdelihai,xuehaizaibutingdeliuchulai,ketaqueganjuezijicongweiyouguodeqingxing。

zijishenaidenanren,weilelingyigenvrenhaobuliuqingdebatatuilechuqu!

她还能说什么?

“wozijinengzou,xiexie!”xiaweiweiyanshenanrandetuikaixiaolideshou,kanyebukanshaomubaiyiyan,chenmodilikaile。

qinwubingxiaoliyetuizheshaomuchenyiqilikai。

nuodadebangongshi,zhishengxiashaomubaihesunzhiwei。

diantilaile,xiaweiweimurandezoujinqu,shentiwulideyizaidiantibishang,juewangdekanzheqianfang!

xiaolituizhetuanzhangshaomuchenzoujindianti,diantidemenhuanhuandeheshang。shaomuchenlengzheyizhanglian,chenmodekanleyiyanxiaweiwei,youshouhuileshixian!ruilidemouguangzaiweiweideliuzhuanzhe……

diantihenkuaijiudaoleyilou,xiaweiweiliangyanwushendekanleyiyandiantimenkou,wannianjuhuidezoulechuqu……

xiaolilijituizheshaomuchenyechuledianti,xiangzhedatangmenkoudeyueyechezouleguoqu!

xiaweiweizoudaodatangmenkou,xiangyueguoneiliangluhulikaishi,beixiaoliyibajilanlexialai:“nishoushangle,womenxiansongniquyiyuan!”

xiaweiweikanzhexiaolixiangjichuyidianxiaosadexiaorong,jieguoxiaodebikuhainankan:“xiexie!womeishi!sibule!”taijiaoxiangyaolikai,queganjuegeboturanbeiyizhidashouyoulidewozhule,taniutoukanguoqu,yuanlaishishaomuchen!

“womeishi……”tasuirangenzheigenanrenbushihenshuxi,danzaishaojiayegentajianguoyiliangci,zhidaotajiushishaomubaidedage!

“shangche!”shaomuchenlengzheyizhanglianminglingta!

xiaweiweiwulidezhalexiayanjing,weiweiyouyuleyixia,haishitaijiaoshangleche。

chezizaichengshilichuanxing,chechuangwaibutingdebianhuanzhegezhonggeyangdefengjing,danshixiaweiweikanbudaoyetingbudao,tasuoyoudejiyisihudoutingzaileganggangdeneiyimuli!

傻瓜?

taqirandexiaoqilai,chunjiaodexiaorongjuewangderangrenxinsui!

tajiuniandejianchi,yuanlaizhishigelengxiaohua……

chezihenkuaidaoleyiyuan,chulihaotoushangdeshangkouzhihou,xiaweiweizuoshangshaomuchendeluhuyouchuleyiyuan。

chezishichuyiyuanhou,zaiyigeguangchangqiantinglexialai,xiaolidakaichemenxialeche。

“wojidenijiaoweiweishiba?”zheixieniantahenshaohuilai,buguodaoshijingchangtingdidishaomubaitiqiguo,duoshaoyouxieyinxiang。

“shi……”xiaweiweimurandekanzhechuangwaidetiankonghuida。

“wozheicicongbuduishanghuilai……shizhunbeijiehunde。”

“e……”xiaweiweixinbuzaiyandehuida。

“nizaibangongshilikandaodeneigenvren……shiwodeweihunqi。”

?xiaweiweishentiyijiang,chijingdefanwen:“ni……niganggangshuo……neigenvren……shinideweihunqi?”

shia,tagangganghaoxiangtingdaoshizheimehuishi,zhishinanguodemeilaidejifanyingeryi。