第2章
“nihao，woshiliuming，lanlandenanpengyou！”liumingzhongyufangxiashoushangdekuaizi，tengchuzhishoushendaoqinwenhaomianqian。
“ng，wozhidao，xulangenwotiqiguoni！”qinwenhaoshuozheihuadeshihou，yuguangdandanpiaolewoyiyan，weiyangdechunxiyinnizhesiyouruowudexiaoyi，ranhouwojinliumingdeshouzhang。
nimaa，zheibuzhengyanshuoxiahuame？mingmingdousinianduomeilianxile，zheijigeyisi？
jinguanxintouwanfenbuman，yifenpaoxiao，kewogenbenjiubuganfanbota。
wotamanengshuoshenme？woshenmedoubuganshuo，yinweiliumingbingbuzhidaowocengjingyouguoyiduanhunyin。
guanyuzheiduan“heilishi”，womajinggaowobuxugenliumingti，shuowoyouchouyoupanggongzuobugudinghailiyi，haoburongyizhaozhegerenjieshou，qianwanbiebarenjiahepao，erwo，yehenmeipiqidirensongle。
duiyuzheigebanlushachulaide“qinyaojin”，wogenbenmobuzhelaiyi，suoyi，zhinengjingtidikanzhetadeyan，yongyanshenshalaijinggaotashaoshuofeihua。
“e，zheiyanga！”liumingyouxiemengdongdidiandiantou，“nei，neige......yaobuyiqichiba！”
tianxiaodeliumingcikedebiaoqingyouduomianqiang，mingyanrendounengkandechutazaishuoketaohua，wojiubuxinqinwenhaozheige“renjing”tabudong......
“haoya！ganghaowoyeele，zhengguolaizhaochideni，meixiangdaojiupengdaonimen！”qinwenhaoxiaolexiao，henziranditaiqigebo，chaobuyuanchuhuilehui，“fuwuyuan，nayifuwankuaiguolai！”
卧槽......
meidengwozuochubiaoqing，liumingdaobiwofanyinggengkuai，neizhangshoubulajidelianyixiajiukualexialai。
kuajiukuabei，sheirangtazuijian，henbuhaoyisi，wojuranyouzhongxingzailehuodekuaiyi。
ke，zheizhongyishizhuanshunjishi，ruguohuanzuobieren，nengzailiumingzheizhitiegongjishangbajigenmao，gujihuijiawodelesantian，qinwenhaojiusuanle，zheijiahuoyiduzihuaishuier，zhaoretakendingbuhuiyouhaoshi。
buguanzenmeyang，wokebuxiangrangwokuxinjingyingdejiamianmupuguang，yushiganjinzhuantouwangxiangliuming，xiaozheshuodao：“doukuaijiudianle，nimingtianbushihaiyaoshangkema？”
“e，dui！”liumingxiangshiturankaileqiaoban，zhejididiandiantou，“mingtianbadianjiudequjiaoshi！nei......wojiubupeinimenle！nihenilaotongxueyikuaierchiba！”shuowan，tabianzhanleqilai。
wocao，wocao......
xinlijiaokubudie，kanlaiwogentademoqiduguoranweifu，nandaotakanbuchulaiwoyilianxiangzoudebiaoqing？
“fu，fuwuyuan，jiezhang！”liumingtouyiang，xiangshizhunbeikangkaijiuyideyingxiong，yebuzhidaoshibushibeiyanjixunde，zhengzhanglianhongdegenhouzipiguside，heyipangshuinennendeqinwenhaoxiangbi，jianzhijiubushiyigehuafengde。
ng，waibiaosuiranbibushang，kehaodaizheihuiliumingzhudongtimaidan，yesuanshibangwozhanglianleba！
zhenganzixinwei，chuanzhehongweiqundekaoroudianxiaomeiyijingzoudaowomenzheizhuoqian，haoxiaodeshi，qichutamingmingshizhanzailiumingzheibiande，keditoukanleqinwenhaoyiyanhou，juranyouraoleyiquan，manmancengdaoqinwenhaodeshenbian。
de，zheijiahuodemeiliguoranmeiyoujianzhi......
zheimexiangzhe，woxiayishiditoumiaoletayiyan，meixiangdaoganghaobeitadeshixiandaigezhengzhe，xinzhongyijing，limayoubiekai。
“xiansheng，sanweiyigongshiyibailingerkuaiqian！”xiaomeisuiranlianchaozheliuming，keyuguangquebushichaoqinwenhaoneierpiao。
qinwenhaoni，yeyangqitoulaibaxiaomeidingzhe，yanshenhanqingmaimaide，buzhiqingde，haiyiweiliangrenshiyiduierni！
zheijiushizheijiahuodebenshi，buguannandenvde，laodeshaode，tadouyoubenshibarenjihongdegaogaoxingxingde，shuohaotingdianershifuhei，shuonantinglejiushiyuanhua。
chuleduilinqianhetajiarenshizhenxindeyiwai，qitarendoubuguoshitaliyongdegongjueryi。
qizhong，dangranyebaokuolewo。
wangshibukanhuishou，zenmexiangzenmebushiziweier，yaowoliuzheierpeitayongshan？zuomeng！yushiwonaizhexingzidengdailiumingjiezhang，qiaoqiaojiekaiweiqunyaodai，zhunbeisuishiqishenzouren。