第2章 收起你的把戏

“你来做什么?”

lushaojiangbangongshidemenguanjin,kanxiangtadeyanshenchongmanfangbei。

linnaizhuailezhuaiyijiao,lvexianjucudiwanyaoshoushimandidejiaozi。

lushaoweikaikoushuohua,jiuneimejugaolinxiadekanzheta。

jifenzhonghou,tajinwozhefanhe:“mabaodejiaozi,dafanle……”

“goule!nazhenidejiaozihuiqu,zaiyebuyaoguolai!”

yankanzhelushaoyaozouhuiqu,talianmangchusheng:“shaoge!”

xinliluanchengyituan,tadenaohailidoushigangcaizhouyankeneishuiyanxingzhongdemoyang。

lushaosishiyazhenuqi,genbenbuyuanjiantayiyan。

linnaiguzuyongqi,chuizhetoumensheng:“shaoge,tahuilaile,nimenshiyaozhongxinzaiyiqima?yaoshizaiyiqidehua,maneibianwoqujiejue,wohuidaizhexiaoyou……”

huayinweiluo,tabianganjuegebochuchuanlaiyizhenlidao,zhuaizhetawangjiaoluolizou。

guangyinglanshanxia,tataitoukanzheyanqiandenanren。

“nijuedewohuixinnidehuama?”

lushaodeyanyujianchongmanchaofeng,biyi。

“zheicishizhende,wo……”

tataishoudaduantadehua,yanjiaodaizheyane:“zheiciniyouxiangqumaneigaoshenmezhuang?haishishuoxiangzainaxiaoyoudangchouma?”

linnaizhengzhengkanta,xinxiangshibeichuoleshangbaigekulong,sichuloufeng。

lushaoyancixili,meiyousihaowendu:“linnai,nitinghaole!wolushaozheibeizidoubuhuiaini,shouqinineixiebaxi!”

“bushide……wozhidaowocuole……wo……”

“goule!”lushaozhuanshenjiuzou,buzaikantayiyan。

“真是恶心!”

qingpiaopiaodesigezi,jianglinnaichediyakua。

taweizhangzhechun,yanleisusuliuxia。

langbeilikaigongsihou,waimianzaoyixiaqidaxue。

ketadecheziquexiaoshibujian。

mingminggangcaihaitingzaizheilide。

linnailvexianhuangzhangdesichuxunzhao,zuihouquezaitingchechangzuijiaoluodeweizhifaxianleche。

dengtakaichelikaihou,jiaoluolichuxianliangdaorenying。

“zheimezuo,huibuhuitaiguofenle?”

“he——yegairangtachidiankutoule!yaobushita,lushaozenmehuiheyankefenkaisannian?”

“nishuodeyeshi,buguozheinvrenkezhenshijiana!zhudongshejilushao,haitamatinggeduzinaodaolushaojialiqu,yebukankanzijishenmeguiyangzi!”

linnaiquchehuijiashi,naoziliyipianhunluan。

kezhengdangtayaocaichacheshi,quezhouranqingxing。

怎么回事?

刹车失灵了?

bingtianxuedizhong,cheziyiluxiangqianfeiben,yankanzhekuaichaoguobanmaxianzhuangdaoxingrenshi,tamengdizhuandongfangxiangpan。

砰——

yishengjuxiang,chezizhijiezhuangzailubiandefanghulanshang。

dangfengbolizaijudadechongjilizhixia,shunjiansifenwulie,linnaizhenggerenbeixiangqianshuaiqu,youbeianquandaijinjinehuizaizuoyishang,touquezhongzhongdekezailefangxiangpandebianyuanshang,hongsedexueshunjianchongchiletadeshixian——

yishisangshiqian,naozikuaishanerguodequanshigangmansansuidexiaoyou。

haiyouneizangzaixindishiduoniandelushao……

buzhiguoleduojiu,dengtaxinglaishi,zhijuedehunshendouhennanshou。

wenzhemanwuzidexiaodushuiwei,tagangyaoshuohua,biantingshenbianchuanlaiyidaolengchaorefeng:“yuanlaizheijiushinixinzuodexima!”

feilizhuantoukanqu,zhijianlushaoyanlijiazheleng,bochuncoujintadeerpan。

yanyujianquemeiyousihaowenqing:“wogangyaodaiyankehuijia,nijiuchulechehuo。linnai,kuiwomenrenshileshiduonian,wohaizhenmeikanchulai,niduizijixiashouyezheimehena!”

“我没——”

linnaibuxiangranglushaowuhuiziji,kezhoushenqueshimeiyousihaoliqi。

gengshibeineilengyanlengyushangde,meilebanfenshuohuadejingshen。

lushaojiantabuhuihua,zuolejifenzhongbianlikaile。

zhengdanglinnaidasuanxiuxishi,quejianmenkoujinlailianggejingcha。

“nishishenzhulandenverlinnaima?”

tayazhexindidebuan,diandiantou。

liangmingjingchaduishiyiyan,zhongjiuyihanchusheng:“zuowanshenzhulanxinzangbingfufa,jinzaolinjufaxiande,songguolaishiyijing——duanqile——”