第2章 一对狗男女

“wuzhizisun,mingfan。jingyuwuyiyang,quyujianrenjiaoxia?shishuwonang!feiye!”

yishenglichi,qinfanhedejingxingleyishi,quemeibanfazhengkaishuangyan,yemeifashuohua。

suizhierlaide,youshijijulichi:“zenyishenfansuoshanxin?suoweiwudubuzhangfu!shengyutiandi,dangxianweisiyuerxing。renbuweiji、tianzhudimie!”

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yixieqinfanyagentingbudongdehuayu,zhujianruer。

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mingbaiyelijizhixiaolelailongqumai!

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jiangzheixieshizuowan,suizheyupeixiaosanhunpofuti,xianzudeyiyuansuanshichuandawanbile。

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yanqiandepixiejiantoufeisuchuailai,qinfanyiranshenshoubufan、fanyingfeikuai,tashenchushouyibaniezhulepixiejian。

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ranerqinfanzhifeisuchujiao,henhenchuaizailezhangfengdefubu。

“哇啊!”

yikounongxuetuchulai,jianluozaidibanshang。

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“ni……nitemede,chouxiaozi!”zhangfengwojinquanjidedahan,danquewujiyushi,neiyijiaoyijingrangtaxingdongbubianle,zaidaxiaqutajiushisongsi!

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“啪!”

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erqinfandelianse,zhishiyuelaiyueyinchen,shaqiningjuzhegengjianonghou!

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“zhangfeng!niganzuozheishi,bugangenwozhengmianyinggangma!?”qinfanyaoya。

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“nizheigecongnongcunchulaidetubie,fumuyouqiongyoulao,nashenmegenwodoua?”

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zhangfengmamalieliezhihou,batuijiupao。

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tayanlekoutuomo,huangzhangdejieshi,tuntuntutu。

danqinfandetaidusihaobutongwangridewenrouyangguang,shuangtongligengshitoufazheshubujindeshensuiyinan。

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daishanjizhongshengzhi,xiangkaoqinfandeqinrenlaishuofuta。

爸妈?

duile,bamaxinxinkukufuyangzijizhangdagongzijishangxue,jiushiweilenengrangzijiyoumeihaodeqiantu。

yaoshijiuzheiyangshasidaishan,xinliqueshishitongkuaile,danshizijizheiyibeizikongpazhendejiuzheimefeidiaole。

weizheiyangdenvren,zhidema?

qinfandenaohailibuduandizhongfuzhexunwenziji,lizhiyesuizhizhujianhuifu。

“jinishifenzhong,xianzaishoushidongxi,gunchuqu。”

daishancishiyeyijingsonglekouqi,zhujianlengjinglexialai。

“kuangdang”yisheng,qinfanyeyijingfangxialeshuiguodao,jiuzheimedengzhedaishanchuqu。

“qinfan,wohezhangfengzhishi……”

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tagangadelengzhule,yanlijingchuxianyisixixue。

“qinfan,wobujiushilvleniyicima?niyoubiyaozheimezuo?”

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jifenzhonghou,daishanyizou,menbeiguanshang。

qinfan“shua”deyishengzuozailedimian,xianruliangjiudechensi。