第一章
jingquanrenjiezhi，woshixietingyuanniannianbuwangdebaiyueguang。
weilehewozaiyiqi，tacenggaobai99cizhiweidedaowodetongyi。
houlaixianglianqinian，tagengshichongworugu。
jiuzaibanyueqiangongsishangshi，tadianranquanchengyanhuaxiangwoqiuhun。
tashuo，“niannianjiajiwo，zheibeiziwoxuniyishengyishiyishuangren。”
woxinle，renyoutajiangjiezhitaozaiwodezhijian。
可就在刚刚，
woqutadefujiashishangnabaobao，quekanjianyimeijiezhidiaozaidishang。
haoqiao，hewoshoushangdeneimeishitongkuan。
......
我微微一愣。
haishifushenjianqineimeijiezhi。
zuanshiqiemianbaoguolezhenggezhihuan，xiandecuicanyoujingzhi。
wohuixiangqiqiuhundangtian，xietingyuanguidizaiwomianqianjuqizheimeijiezhishuoshiweiwoliangshendingzhide。
全世界仅此一枚。
keweishenmehuiyoulingwaiyimeiyimoyiyangdejiezhi，erqiediaozailefujiashishang。
zheigefaxian，rangwohunshenruzhuibingjiao。
woqiangrenzhexindidekonghuang，shitujiangzheimeijiezhidaizaiwodeshoushangquefaxianbingbushiwodezhiwei。
yushiwodakaicheshangdexingchejiluyi，zheishiyigeyueqian4dianbangwoanzhuangde。
shuoshizuixinkuanquanfangweideyunduanxitong。
zhibuguoyinweimangzhezhunbeijiehunshiyiyizhimeilaidejigaosuxietingyuan，meixiangdaoxianzaipaishangyongchangle。
wodaoguleyifan，zaishoujishangzhaodaojinqidejilu，faxianyouyiduanzhangdayigexiaoshidehuifang。
shijianjiuzaixieqinghuaixiangwoqiuhundedangwan。
wozhandoudidiankai，shipinligaokangde**shengchuanlai，
“tingyuange，jintianwokanjiannixiangtaqiuhunle？”
nanrenjijinaimeideyixiao，
“怎么，吃醋了？”
“quniannianhuijiashiwodesuyuan。”
shuowanshenxiaqueturanfali，nvrenmengdejianjiaolianlian。
xiayimiao，xieqinghuaicongzhongkongtaishangtaochuyimeijiezhidaizailetadeshoushang。
nvrenkandaohoukaixindeloujintadebozi，
“yimoyiyangdejiezhi，shibushidaibiaozainixinliwoheshennianqingyiyangzhongyao？”
xietingyuanxinggandechuanxisheng，shuochudehuaquejileng，“nihaibupeigentabi。”
“songniyiyangdejiezhi，buguoshixiangtugeshengshibale。”
“zhiyounianniancaipeirangwoweitashejijiezhi。”
nvrentinghoubumandijueqizuibaxiangshuoxieshenme，quebeixietingyuanyibaduzhu。
jiexialaijiliedeqingaishengcengchubuqiong，jiangnvrenyuanbendehuayunongchenglexisuidechouqiyin。
woshounvebandekanwanlesuoyoushipin。
xinxiangbeitonglebadaozi，rangwoxianxuelinli，tongdaozhixi。
ruguobushiqinyanmudu，qinersuoting。
wozheibeizidoubuhuixiangxin，neigexiangquanshijiexuangao，cishengweiaiwoyirendexietingyuan，
yuanlaizaojiuyijinglandiaole！
gengkexiaodeshitashenxiadenvrenbushibieren，ershitagongsixinzhaodeshixisheng。
bannianqian，xietingyuandegongsizhunbeishangshi，conggaoxiaozhaoleyipigangbiyededaxuesheng。
其中就有陈欣妍。
qijiantaduocijiezhegongwuzhibianlaidaojiazhongzhaoxietingyuan，zhibuguodoushidangzhewodemian。
shenzhihaiyikouyigesaozidejiaozhe。
houlaiyouyiduanshijianwoqueshimeizaijianguota，quefaxiantadepengyouquanlikaishipinpinchuxianxiuenaideshipin。
wosixiawenguotazheishijiaonanpengyoulema？
陈欣妍一脸娇羞道，
“shi...shiwodaxuelidexuezhang，wotebiechongbaita，shanggeyuewomenganggangzaiyiqi。”
“nianqingjie，nikeqianwanbangwobaomi，xiezongshuotabuxihuanyuangongtanlianai，huidanwugongzuo。”
huijiahouwohaijiangcishishuojixietingyuanting，rangtashaojichenxinyananpaijiaban，bijingzheigenianlingduangangtanlianaisheidoubijiao**。
xietingyuantinghouchongnidimolemowodetou，“hao，doutingnianniande。”
kexianshishi，takouzhongdeneigenanpengyoujiushixietingyuan。
yuanlaizaozaineishihou....liangrenjiugoudazaiyiqile....
wotaishouquxiaxingchejiluyidechucunka，hunhuneedihuijiale。
gangjinwu，kanjianxietingyuanyinweizuijiuyijingshushui，erwodechuangtouyiranbaifangzheyibeireniunaiyijikaizhedexiaodeng。
xianglianqinian，tazaizhaoguwozheifangmianyongyuanxizhizhoudao。
yinweiwoyouyemangzheng，suoyixietingyuanconglaibuguanbideng，napatahuishuibuhaoyeyiranbawofangzaiqianmian。
ermeiwanyibeidereniunai，gengshizheimeduonianlaitadexiguan。
youcihejiafangzaishanglianghetongxijieshi，yinweishijiantaiwan，xietingyuantichuyaoxianhuijiajizijideweihunqirehaoyibeiniunaizaiganhuilai。
cishihoulaibeiquanneigelurenshidiaokanxujiu，shuotashi“chongqikuangmo”，xietingyuantinghoubuzhikefoudediandiantou，
“queshi，zaiwoxinlinianqingbiguowodeming，zhaogutashiwoyushengjulaidebenshi。”
kexianzaizheigeshiworumingdenanrenquebukenweiwoshoushenruyu。
多讽刺啊！
huanghujian，xietingyuancongshenhoujinjinbaozhuwo，ninanleyiju：
“niannian，zaiyousanriwojiuyaoqunihuijiale。”
“真好。”
wozhuangzuoshushuibandetuikaita，xinlixiangdequeshi，
xietingyuan，niyongyuanyedengbudaowojiajinile。